Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 1: Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby

[Tarkyn_24]

. ... lol check your PM. You are so slow with your replies.

sausageroll pleasw consider this message pertinent to you too.

 

[sausageroll]

sausageroll pleasw consider this message pertinent to you too.

I'll check both

...because I can

 

[Van_Dyke]

Well this has started out well. Great to see my lot up and about. I will apologise in advance. I am currently on holidays. I will be getting on a boat shortly and heading 70 odd klms offshore for a couple of days smacking some big red reef fish (stay tuned for the Demons team thread update early next week ). I will get stuck back into you lot when I return.

Pathetic leadership, clearly learnt from cats2rise and Smartys Power



please don’t bench me

 

[Van_Dyke]

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This is the biggest exaggeration I’ve heard since BRAB tried to tell us he has six degrees.

I didn’t even know BRAB could count to six

 

[Van_Dyke]

Not sure why big footy did not notify me of more posts in this thread. Don’t tell me the entire site now considers me to be insignificant!

you’re my favourite player who goes by the name lanky_wes in the team

 

[Tarkyn_24]

you’re my favourite player who goes by the name lanky_wes in the team

He’s my second favourite in that category.

 

[sausageroll]

He’s my second favourite in that category.

Me too. I think this lanky_wes is better

 

[peterss]

peterss

He hasn’t posted in this comp since 2007 has he?

You were saying?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

You were saying?

****ing lol.

 

[cats2rise]

Pathetic leadership, clearly learnt from cats2rise and Smartys Power


please don’t bench me

If only we could all forget about the Van_Dyke years.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

If only we could all forget about the Van_Dyke years.

I don’t even remember playing under him?

 

[hotkorma]

I don’t even remember playing under him?

Do you remember doing anything under him?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Do you remember doing anything under him?

Of course I do, he wouldn’t take advantage of me like that.

 

[tigland]

I don’t even remember playing under him?

I bet you say that to all the boys

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I bet you say that to all the boys

Don’t **** shame me!

 

[Headless]

Tarks

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarks

Tarks

 

[cooney]

OK

Okay?

Great!

Wait... how do we determine the winner of this bet?

Oddhawk and I were direct competitiors, so it was easy to do a best out of three.

What metrics to use?

Who said anything about a bet?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Great!

Wait... how do we determine the winner of this bet?

Oddhawk and I were direct competitiors, so it was easy to do a best out of three.

What metrics to use?

Tarkymetrics?

 

[Headless]

Tarkymetrics?

Speaking of, you've stopped bugging me about my votes for the end of S25.

 

[manangatang]

Okay?

No

 

[Van_Dyke]

If only we could all forget about the Van_Dyke years.

Why would we forget the most least successful seasons in our club’s history?

 

[DemonJim]

Why would we forget the most least successful seasons in our club’s history?

We wish we could!

 

[JackNah_8]

No

How's your new team, do they understand your magic talk?

 

[Quivorir]

We wish we could!

Remember that time you were playing pokemon go and fell in Lillydale lake?