Official Match Thread Season 28, Round 10: Gumbies FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby

[StFly]

Sometimes it feels like it.

Feels more like the 80's, what with the rangas and blondes suddenly finding out what sunlight is and being seen in porminent roles in society and all and trends towards recessions whilst simultaneously blaming young people. Only there's a distinct lack of perms and latex.

 

[RelaxMax]

Feels more like the 80's, what with the rangas and blondes suddenly finding out what sunlight is and being seen in porminent roles in society and all and trends towards recessions whilst simultaneously blaming young people. Only there's a distinct lack of perms and latex.

I miss the 2 foot fly

 

[RelaxMax]

Sometimes it feels like it.

That's called "being in your 90's"

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Pretty good. Just trying time find some weed and hopefully not end up in jail. Peace out.

Are you going in or are you letting them in?
What’s your advice Ant Bear ?

 

[Jivlain]

I miss the 2 foot fly

Die meisten Fliegen haben sechs Fuß, nicht wie Ameisenbär.

 

[RelaxMax]

Die meisten Fliegen haben sechs Fuß, nicht wie Ameisenbär.

Getting on for 9:30 Jiv

 

[Jivlain]

Getting on for 9:30 Jiv

Was?

 

[RelaxMax]

Was?

Wait...

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Hey fellas! Just got back from the alcohol shop! Looking forward to tackling today so I can approach a goat and fu** it! haha get it! Because Bagdhad! Bombers!

Haha! Women! Alcohol! Haha. BOMBS!

Haha boys I'm in the changerooms nobody sneak a peak! Haha! That was in reference to my genitals! Haha! Sex! Alcohol! Gif! Haha!

You forgot some amazingly hilarious camel humour spliced with some bigotted burqa humour.

Those whacky Bombers - it's like a Herlad Sun comments section come to life.

 

[RelaxMax]

Are some Gumbies suffering from previous "post" traumatic stress disorder?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Are some Gumbies suffering from previous "post" traumatic stress disorder?

It certainly made me question the belief of reproduction being a human right without regulation.

 

[RelaxMax]

It certainly made me question the belief of reproduction being a human right without regulation.

Shooooooosh

there there

you're here now, all safe and cosy

and while I cannot speak on behalf of my team, let me just say...

SHUT UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN MATCH THREAD FROM LAST WEEK

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Shooooooosh

there there

you're here now, all safe and cosy

and while I cannot speak on behalf of my team, let me just say...

SHUT UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN MATCH THREAD FROM LAST WEEK

Còrdaidh e rium gu mòr ris an sgrios agad an t-seachdain seo

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I can't stay mad at someone with a Fast Forward gif as their avatar mind you.

 

[RelaxMax]

Còrdaidh e rium gu mòr ris an sgrios agad an t-seachdain seo

They make a cream for that now

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

They make a cream for that now

Topical.

 

[RelaxMax]

I can't stay mad at someone with a Fast Forward gif as their avatar mind you.

Yer only human

 

[RelaxMax]

Topical.

I prefer not, not much of a fan of pineapple and mango smells bad

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I prefer not, not much of a fan of pineapple and mango smells bad

How about guava? Highly underrated for mine.

 

[BEEG]

I say this every time but wtf is a Gumbie?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I say this every time but wtf is a Gumbie?

 

[BEEG]

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Walking talking dildo?

 

[Barrybran]

Walking talking dildo?

If you're adventurous enough, sure.

 

[candiehappy]

It certainly made me question the belief of reproduction being a human right without regulation.

fair enough, I've seen your team sheet

Yer only human

that's debatable

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Walking talking dildo?

Is this something you’re in the market for? I’ve got a mate whose wife runs those sex toy parties as a side hustle - I can always ask on your behalf if you’re not feeling completely uninhibited.