Official Match Thread Season 28, Round 10: Gumbies FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at The House of Gumby

[harry000]

Such a multi cultural thread. Cant understand whats going on but it has made me hungry.... oh hello haydo

 

[candiehappy]

Such a multi cultural thread.

det är jävligt sant

 

[harry000]

det är jävligt sant

Sounds delicious!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi, peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière, où j'ai eu un flash (hou-hou-oou-oou!)
En quatre couleurs
Allez hop! Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc (hou-hou-oou-oou!)
Comme un indien dans son igloo
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi, ça plane pour moi
(Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour moi
Allez hop! La nana
Quel panard, quelle vibration de s'envoyer sur le paillasson
Limée, ruinée, vidée, comblée
"You are the king of the divan!"
Qu'elle me…

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

**** this shit.

 

[candiehappy]

fu** this s**t.

Greek ?

 

[Barrybran]

Greek ?

I thought that was a more Roman thing

 

[candiehappy]

I thought that was a more Roman thing

the Greeks invented it, the Romans introduced it to women

 

[Barrybran]

the Greeks invented it, the Romans introduced it to women

Ah, right. There's today's history lesson sorted.

 

[candiehappy]

There's today's history lesson sorted.

if you come around to the Warriors change rooms you can sit the practical exam.

although "sit" is not the required posture.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I thought that was a more Roman thing

Watch it. That is a nasty thing to say about my poetry.

 

[RelaxMax]

I thought that was a more Roman thing

Like a sandal?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Like a sandal?

Well that would be preferable to a Roman shower.

 

[RelaxMax]

Well that would be preferable to a Roman shower.

I'm not googling that

Happy to remain blissfully ignorant

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I'm not googling that

Happy to remain blissfully ignorant

Reminds me of the good old days of the internet where you’d use inane links that looked innocuous to bounce people to a picture of goatse.

 

[candiehappy]

I'm not googling that

Happy to remain blissfully ignorant

I did google it.

Don't go there.

What is arousing about small chunky carrots?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I did google it.

Don't go there.

What is arousing about small chunky carrots?

Apologies if you have questions being asked of you by your employer now.

 

[candiehappy]

Apologies if you have questions being asked of you by your employer now.

it's a viscous circle, I threw up and he started wanking ...

 

[okeydoke7]

This makes me a sad panda

I read a PM suggesting we don’t post all week so went along with it. But mainly I was blind drunk for most of the week. And I wouldn’t want to make an ass of myself on here. I haven’t done that in twenty seasons so why would I start now...

 

[zackah]

Sorry for the absence flogs (I know you missed me). A bit going on this week.

Rest assured Gumbies I think you are a bunch of campaigners.

 

[StFly]

Sorry for the absence flogs (I know you missed me). A bit going on this week.

Rest assured Gumbies I think you are a bunch of campaigners.

Campaigns involve people, and actions, which we clearly suck at. Lackadaisical maybe, forgetful definitely, engaging only when we really want to.

Also, weak.

I read a PM suggesting we don’t post all week so went along with it. But mainly I was blind drunk for most of the week. And I wouldn’t want to make an ass of myself on here. I haven’t done that in twenty seasons so why would I start now...

To have another admin tilt as apparently being an ass is now a per-requisite?

 

[okeydoke7]

The Warriors are boring.

I don’t admit to my mistakes often, but creating the Warriors was my worst move.

 

[jmoo wan]

hey are you lamewads as lame as the bombers? man, those guys are lame.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

გუმბსის გუნდის ფურცელი - მე -10 რაუნდი მეომრების წინააღმდეგ

ბ: ვდუბსი - snozulu - ნსუბრბო
ჰბ: ბარიბრანი - ფრენა - პეტერსს
გ: დერო - ჟივილინი - ნედ რიერსონი
ჰფ: როუორიმაკა - ჯმუ მათ - დილა_ფაგი
ფ: აგურის ფხვიერი - ოკი დოკი 7 - ფეხით მოსიარულე ვარსკვლავი
რ: ბრაზი - ჰაიდო - როდნი დანგფილდი
ინტ: ორი ათას ასოცდაერთი - სენკილდამან

 

[jmoo wan]

გუმბსის გუნდის ფურცელი - მე -10 რაუნდი მეომრების წინააღმდეგ

ბ: ვდუბსი - snozulu - ნსუბრბო
ჰბ: ბარიბრანი - ფრენა - პეტერსს
გ: დერო - ჟივილინი - ნედ რიერსონი
ჰფ: როუორიმაკა - ჯმუ მათ - დილა_ფაგი
ფ: აგურის ფხვიერი - ოკი დოკი 7 - ფეხით მოსიარულე ვარსკვლავი
რ: ბრაზი - ჰაიდო - როდნი დანგფილდი
ინტ: ორი ათას ასოცდაერთი - სენკილდამან

what a half forward line: Roworimaka - Jmu them - morning_fag

It’s a pleasure to play with you Roworimaka, and of course my main man @Morning_Fag