Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[spookism]

It’s Parma
Pineapple does not go on pizza
The toilet roll goes over not under
The sauce goes on top of the sausage not on the bread

Now stfu

75%
That's a pass these days.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You don't own a cat or a toddler, do you?

No

 

[por_please_ya]

Mmmm parmi

 

[Tadpole]

You don't own a cat or a toddler, do you?

You don’t own toddlers, but regardless, even 3 years ago when I had a toddler, the toilet paper went over, and no disasters ensued.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

75%
That's a pass these days.

It was a pass in the old days too.

 

[Agent93]

It was a pass in the old days too.

Would get you into a fair few uni courses as well.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Would get you into a fair few uni courses as well.

Unfortunately it seems I found a surgeon who scraped through or cheated his way to a ticket.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

It’s Parma
Pineapple does not go on pizza
The toilet roll goes over not under
The sauce goes on top of the sausage not on the bread

Now stfu

Law of averages. ND has come up with the four basic rules for humanity. Great work!

 

[ClarkeM]

It’s Parma
Pineapple does not go on pizza
The toilet roll goes over not under
The sauce goes on top of the sausage not on the bread

Now stfu

Parma,
Pineapple does go on a pizza. You may not like it but it does go on a pizza and is incredibly popular.
Toilet roll can be either, there's no frustration there.
Well of course it does.

 

[Loonerty]

Hello Loonerty,

Welcome to the Sweet FA. While obviously a big-named poster, I do not name the Team Sheets for the Wonders as I am not the captain.

You have to contact the Wonders captain with regards to your challenge.

As a team player, I will play wherever the team needs me and not at the behest of some inactive poster from the opposition.

If it helps, our captain is Dingster. Please contact him directly and stop annoying me .

PS: Still waiting

I'll contact Dingster then.

Dingster, put ClarkeM as RR. He deserves an opportunity in the midfield and if you don't agree you're a shit captain. Worse than Hatchy.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Parma,
Pineapple does go on a pizza. You may not like it but it does go on a pizza and is incredibly popular.
Toilet roll can be either, there's no frustration there.
Well of course it does.

Bruno Mars is also quite popular, doesn’t mean he is good.

 

[Golumless]

How is that backpedalling or raising the white flag? ND is sticking up for fake internet girls because he is an virgin incel. I was just explaining to one of the 40 year old blokes pretending to be a girl that ND too easily fell for my trap. This is the SFA after all, we're here for BaNtEr.

Shut the fu** up campaigner. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Listen, champ in a BaNtEr league the moment you throw shit out like "you fell for my bait", that is raising a white flag. It's a oh shit, the heat in this kitchen became too intense for me moment.

You seem bitter, how many times have you fallen victim to a catfish? When you were younger did you have a crush on a 15 year old cheerleader from lets say Wisconsian (the fact you'll need to google maps that one makes it legit) on some shitty chat room site who turned out to be a 40 something year old man? We're a forgiving bunch and can help you through whatever issues you are dealing with that has made you cling to rule 33.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Pineapple does go on a pizza. You may not like it but it does go on a pizza and is incredibly popular.

We yes. Americans like bombing the carp out of folks, Cotton irrigators drain river systems, some people maintain Pell is innocent and should be restored. I accept all these things are popular with some some folk. Those folk no doubt order Hawaian Pizzas.

They are not responsible humans and are probably related to The Half Back.

There should be laws against such disgusting stuff littering of pizza.

Improbable as it is, NaturalDisaster has hit on something (other than his own head).

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Shut the fu** up campaigner. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

no

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

This Just In

Whilst the stalemate continues, Wonders team mate Wojcinski has taken it upon himself to go on a sober strike. Refusing to stay sober until the deadlock is broken, he has taken to the match thread, with a barrage bizarre of posts void of content or context.

How long can he keep this up? Will U2tigers finally win a bet against the Hawks? How thirsty is Elton Johns Wig after reading this?

Stay tuned......​

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Bruno Mars is also quite popular, doesn’t mean he is good.

Thoughts on Ed Sheeran?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Thoughts on Ed Sheeran?

Talented but produces crap made for teenagers

 

[Agent93]

Thoughts on Ed Sheeran?

Possibly a hobbit.

 

[SM]

There's only one poster in the SFA that is a 45-year-old male pretending to be a female and we all know who it is... #fakechild

SM-lite

BRAB-lite.

 

[The Half Back]

We yes. Americans like bombing the carp out of folks, Cotton irrigators drain river systems, some people maintain Pell is innocent and should be restored. I accept all these things are popular with some some folk. Those folk no doubt order Hawaian Pizzas.

They are not responsible humans and are probably related to The Half Back.

There should be laws against such disgusting stuff littering of pizza.

Improbable as it is, NaturalDisaster has hit on something (other than his own head).

I do like pineapple on pizza.

BRAB-lite.

I insult you and you retort with a compliment?

Weird flex but ok.

 

[SM]

I do like pineapple on pizza.

I insult you and you retort with a compliment?

Weird flex but ok.

It's not a compliment, believe me.

BRAB is only mildly less incompetent than you are.

 

[Wojcinski]

Listen, champ in a BaNtEr league the moment you throw s**t out like "you fell for my bait", that is raising a white flag. It's a oh s**t, the heat in this kitchen became too intense for me moment.

I just felt like it needed explaining to one of the simpletons you call a team mate. A modicum of reading comprehension would have helped you there.

You seem bitter, how many times have you fallen victim to a catfish? When you were younger did you have a crush on a 15 year old cheerleader from lets say Wisconsian (the fact you'll need to google maps that one makes it legit) on some s**tty chat room site who turned out to be a 40 something year old man? We're a forgiving bunch and can help you through whatever issues you are dealing with that has made you cling to rule 33.

That's very specific. It's also spelt Wisconsin, I went there last year but did not find the 15 year old you are fantasizing about, sorry mate.

 

[Wojcinski]

The Hawks enjoying a day out;
From L to R

por_please_ya - Golumless - Milera2Betts - Harvey Manfrenjensenden - NaturalDisaster - Agent93 - Loonerty

 

[spookism]

Doubling down, while continuing to melt.

 

[Agent93]

The Hawks enjoying a day out;
From L to R

por_please_ya - Golumless - Milera2Betts - Harvey Manfrenjensenden - NaturalDisaster - Agent93 - Loonerty

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Umm, thanks.