Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[Tadpole]

lol nobody sent you a PM

Methinks he must be talking to himself again.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

oooh yeah I deeeeeefinitely believe that someone sent you that.

Look at this PM I just received:

Has she got a sister?

 

[Loonerty]

Has she got a sister?

Good question, let me get back to you.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

oooh yeah I deeeeeefinitely believe that someone sent you that.

Look at this PM I just received:

That was between you and me

 

[Loonerty]

That was between you and me

Sorry mate, just so excited I had to tell the world

 

[Wojcinski]

oooh yeah I deeeeeefinitely believe that someone sent you that.

Look at this PM I just received:

"Heeey m'ladies please like my posts I'm about to ROAST him in your honour uwu"

 

[SM]

There’s two THBs? FMD

That was my reaction.

He's stayed strangely quiet after being asked if he's ever impersonated her.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

With how hard you've been fighting that point, it seems like you've been a victim of it. After all, the main point in rebuttal is who cares if they are? It's a league based on personas after all, and if I want to pretend to be a female, I can. The second point is it is well-known that there are females in this league, after all, one of the ex-admins in this league married someone he met here.

Did you just critique my reading comprehension, then give me a no u? Banter leagues really aren't your thing, but I suppose we need strugglers, and mouth breathers.

Please Golly, your whole come back to him about it was the biggest no u of this thread.

Desperation can make a person do surprising things

We've all been there.

You forgot above giving tips on how to cook two-minute noodles.

Cook them for 2 minutes. You're welcome.

I will say though, there is only one way to make 2 minute noodles correctly. You boil the noodles (2min) then you drain them, THENyou mix the flavouring through. Anyone that puts the flavouring in the water before hand is an idiot. (My son is an idiot)

The most valuable of life's lessons.

Also The Filth Wizard loves knobs... of butter in chicken noodles.

WTF????????

 

[Loonerty]

Cook them for 2 minutes. You're welcome.

I will say though, there is only one way to make 2 minute noodles correctly. You boil the noodles (2min) then you drain them, THENyou mix the flavouring through. Anyone that puts the flavouring in the water before hand is an idiot. (My son is an idiot)

But the broth, EJW. The broth!

 

[spookism]

oooh yeah I deeeeeefinitely believe that someone sent you that.

Look at this PM I just received:

I believe a young Harolad received similar messages.

 

[SM]

oooh yeah I deeeeeefinitely believe that someone sent you that.

Look at this PM I just received:

Please don't leak our private chats m8.

 

[Loonerty]

Please don't leak our private chats m8.

Harvey Manfrenjensenden beat you to it

 

[SM]

Harvey Manfrenjensenden beat you to it

Wow you're cheating on me. I don't know how to take this.

 

[Tadpole]

Harvey Manfrenjensenden beat you to it

Gotta be quick around here.

 

[Loonerty]

Wow you're cheating on me. I don't know how to take this.

I haven't accepted the offer yet

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

But the broth, EJW. The broth!

That is what the hard little cube of East Side Hawk is used for.

 

[Tadpole]

Wow you're cheating on me. I don't know how to take this.

As long as you know which Wonder to take your frustrations out on.

 

[DemonJim]

This is the sort of prolonged melt that would make DemonJim proud.

I don't have that sort of patience these days.

 

[spookism]

I don't have that sort of patience these days.

Mellowed with age.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

But the broth, EJW. The broth!

Minimal broth, maximum flavour,

 

[NaturalDisaster]

The best way to cook 2 minute noodles is to not cook them at all. They taste like piss.

 

[The Half Back]

We just discovered that The Half Back is a twin.
Prior to that we talked about how good biscuits are.

Well it makes sense, with the half and all...

Very good from you porps.

There’s two THBs? FMD

**** up dickhead, you wish there was 7 of me.

You forgot above giving tips on how to cook two-minute noodles.

Went down an absolute treat.

 

[SM]

The best way to cook 2 minute noodles is to not cook them at all. They taste like piss.

Yep, eat a real lunch or go hungry.

 

[Loonerty]

The best way to cook 2 minute noodles is to not cook them at all. They taste like piss.

It was mi goreng

 

[spookism]

It was mi goreng

Et tu, Loons