Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 4 - East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders at The Eyrie

[NaturalDisaster]

Normal service will resume next week lol.

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

 

[SM]

No I'm not, teared (ripped) is a word as is teared (tears welled in the eyes)

Strike two.

Back to high school for you.

 

[Agent93]

Meh. They are my speciality, eg mistakenly sharpening my elbows and inadvertently taking out the teeth of Oppo players.

What do you have against users of Chinese smartphones?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

ouch you poor things.

 

[SM]

ouch you poor things.

I'm sure a win this week will boost our spirits.

 

[por_please_ya]

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

Why couldn't have that been the week after, when I'm in Bali?!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

You do not play the Bag Boys, you smite the tripe out of them.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

"He teared up at the prospect of being torn a new one by SM on the weekend."

Yes that is grammatically correct but both anatomically unlikely and Qooty-wise beyond the limits of probability.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Yes that is grammatically correct but both anatomically unlikely and Qooty-wise beyond the limits of probability.

But as you will learn, some of these posters would much prefer to be right in their English, then actually win a Qooty game.

 

[Agent93]

But as you will learn, some of these posters would much prefere to be right in their English, then actually win a Qooty game.

We controlo the things we can controlo.

 

[spookism]

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

Oh, sweet mother of god.

 

[SM]

But as you will learn, some of these posters would much prefer to be right in their English, then actually win a Qooty game.

No just amused by Woj's doubling down.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Fair call, we could discuss Harvey Manfrenjensenden 's appalling name change, or Snake_Baker 's terrible Qooty record, why por_please_ya 's persona comes accross as a man, or even discuss how most of the Hawks have disapeared into your team PM, choosing to run from the match thread.

They said the same thing about The Jesus and look how that turned out.....

 

[The Half Back]

The Half Back still thinks he plays for you folk. It seems the Fur Balls team have #hadjackoftheHalfBack and want rid of him.
As rookie finding my way through the mighty SFA, I may be a little naive. Still I might offer a suggestion that will help both your team and the Fur Balls.
This involves a straight swap of THB who suffers from relevance deprivation disorder and NaturalDisaster who has been terribly over exposed, particularly in the past week.
ND would benefit from the quiet backwater of the Fur Balls where the one competence demanded is farting in the general direction of the goals.
THB obviously wants to return to your mob where he will be at least be muzzled by some strong discipline and benefit from Drunkgoliath's remarkable dress sense (apparently he wears clothes) and exposure to the Loonerty taste in dirge 'music'.

I literally did the complete opposite, got ND to sign for the Hawks from the Furies and then ****ed him off to take his place. Was fun, would do it again.

This threads gone to s**t, to many posters trying to make the multi quoting thread.

**** up dickhead.

You know, the thread started by that bloke who outstayed his welcome in this thread.

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Oh, sweet mother of god.

It ain't fun, why do you think I'm here?

 

[Tadpole]

Uh

Next week we’re playing the Bombers.

Bugger.

 

[Wojcinski]

No just amused by Woj's doubling down.

I always double down

 

[Tadpole]

You do not play the Bag Boys, you smite the tripe out of them.

And they have plenty of tripe waiting to be smited.

 

[Tadpole]

Oh, sweet mother of god.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

They said the same thing about The Jesus and look how that turned out.....

I actually thought 'The Jesus' was good.

As I am non religious, I found it easy to just pass you off as one of those annoying door knocking types.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I'm just saying that if you're letting a typo from Dumbarse ruin your week, look, I kinda feel sorry for you. You must get a lot of ruined weeks.

How about it's fun to give shit to Dumbarse. Nothing, nothing ruined at all.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Was just amusing because it's not a typo, just a legitimate mistake.

Tears

 

[spookism]

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse.

Heading into the weekend and I'm already sad when it'll be over...

Tears

Amazing. In,

 

[Agent93]

Nothing, nothing ruined at all.

You Wonders must be great at table-tennis. This is honestly the weirdest set of conversations I've come across.

Seriously Wig, this whole chain starting with Bono saying his week was ruined. Clearly something was ruined, and it was Bono's week.

How about it's fun to give s**t to Dumbarse.

I mean, yeah. We do that all the time.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

You Wonders must be great at table-tennis. This is honestly the weirdest set of conversations I've come across.

Seriously Wig, this whole chain starting with Bono saying his week was ruined. Clearly something was ruined, and it was Bono's week.


I mean, yeah. We do that all the time.

oh dear, why take things so literally?

now lets revisit this if we fail to make finals because of this debacle.

 

[Agent93]

oh dear, why take things so literally?

now lets revisit this if we fail to make finals because of this debacle.

Make sure you write it down somewhere because I forgot about the Bombers crap last season.