Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 16 - West Coast Wonders vs. Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[ClarkeM]

Oh, that explains the past dozen seasons or so.

That was the alcoholism. #WondersWeek

 

[Coopers]

Hi Folks,

I'm making a last minute play to get called up by the wonders. Kind of like my own "Marlion Pickett" moment except I'm good at football and this isn't a grand final, and this isn't real and eeew Richmond.

Love the OP. Brilliant. Reminds me of my childhood, cozy and curled up with a book under a burlap sack.

 

[Bonz]

Also it's time to highlight the key matchup for this week.

The two best performing ruckman in the SFA go head to head in myself (all hail) and Proper Gander (yes I know you are supposed to mention others before yourself, but you should mention deities before mortals).

Very confident the winner of this matchup will be named the all SFA ruckman for season 29.

So dear Proper Gander I don't care what Gender you are, what team you play for, what religion you follow (unless you worship me of course) or even what you had for breakfast this morning. Because none of that is going to help you at all this week and I can outline the reasons why below.

1. I am amazing.
2. The Sim has FINALLY been kissing the Wonders on the d*** over the last 4 rounds and it ain't going to stop any time soon.

 

[Bonz]

Very kind of you.

I only give out compliments when they are truly deserved.

I.e I complimented a handsome barstard for his dashing good looks in the mirror this morning.

 

[U2tigers]

Are you Demons, locked into finals as yet?

 

[Headless]

Are you Demons, locked into finals as yet?

Assuming we win this week, yes.

So yes.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

They have always been locked in to being a inferior foundation club that's for sure.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Jeez, already given up have you? I thought it would take a bit more than that for you to concede that the Wonders have already won.

Think you will win but if you are going to H2H pardon the punt with Headless best it is on DT score

Both agree and I will throw a pineapple to FightMND this week

 

[Callums_Guns]

Are you Demons, locked into finals as yet?

No will come down to next week

 

[Headless]

They have always been locked in to being a inferior foundation club that's for sure.

HUGE zinger.

 

[Bonz]

Hi Folks,

I'm making a last minute play to get called up by the wonders. Kind of like my own "Marlion Pickett" moment except I'm good at football and this isn't a grand final, and this isn't real and eeew Richmond.

Love the OP. Brilliant. Reminds me of my childhood, cozy and curled up with a book under a burlap sack.

Actually you made the lineup when I made 19 changes 5 weeks ago.

You got 1 ineffective handball.

I think Sab22 was correct in promptly dropping you the week after.

 

[Callums_Guns]

So Callums_Guns - Avatar bet - Whoever teams wins is the winner?

Sure thing no worries when you win i get Bono, if we win you get a Toby - Agree ?

 

[U2tigers]

HUGE zinger.

It wasn't meant as a joke.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

HUGE zinger.

wouldn't mind a Zinger box

 

[JT_the_Man]

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Your choice may lead to success or disaster.

The adventures you take are a result of your choice. You are responsible because you choose. After you make your choice, follow the instructions to see what happens to you next.

Think carefully before you make a move. One mistake can be your last… or it may lead you to fame and fortune!

Enjoy, and good luck.

* there are six of these stories, so if you're bored and want to play all of them, click here *​

I knew that taking what seemed like the stupid option would pay off!

 

[U2tigers]

Sure thing no worries when you win i get Bono, if we win you get a Toby - Agree ?

agree.

The reason I won't go DT, is I play a crap position compared to you.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The single greatest match thread in the history of the SFA. manangatang, sir...

 

[SweetD]

Real huge dick move was to read choose your own adventure books like a proper novel, no book tells me what page to ****ing go to.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Round 5:

Headless: hey, aren't you the guy that only joined the Wonders because they were trash?
Elton Johns Wig: yes, but I really love the place now. I'd never leave.

Later:

Elton Johns Wig: I'm leaving the Wonders.

What happened, EJW?

I rebuilt a club (well, Ding did, but I was shotgun)

My work is done here.

Now, my main task is ****ing up some Shemons

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Okay.

P1 Headless is always correct.
P2 Headless says Elton Johns Wig said it.
_____________________________________

C Elton Johns Wig said it.

There you go.

Hurr Durr

High quality.

About what you'd expect from a D Grade attention seeking pine rider.

 

[SweetD]

Hi Folks,

I'm making a last minute play to get called up by the wonders. Kind of like my own "Marlion Pickett" moment except I'm good at football and this isn't a grand final, and this isn't real and eeew Richmond.

Love the OP. Brilliant. Reminds me of my childhood, cozy and curled up with a book under a burlap sack.

Games won since SweetD and Kangaroos4eva returned: All of them
Future games won since Cooper returns: The rest

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

#PineRiderAttentionSeekActivate

 

[U2tigers]

Where did all the Demons go already?

Hey Harvey Manfrenjensenden , do they still include you as part of the team, knowing you left them not even 1 season as a member of their team?

 

[Callums_Guns]

I rebuilt a club (well, Ding did, but I was shotgun)

My work is done here.

Now, my main task is ******* up some Shemons

Harvey Manfrenjensenden we have a match thread on

 

[U2tigers]

#PineRiderAttentionSeekActivate

Does that link to his thread, where hes running a comp that he's not even winning?