Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 17 - Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne

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Good afternoon Royals and fellow Demons!

I know you have all been working hard during the season, and it’s time for a treat. In that spirit, I would like to unveil the SFA Merchandising project recently concluded and just bursting to be launched.

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the one and only SFA Minis!

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This is the whole mini gang having a little party on my mantle piece in flagrant breach of social distancing directives. Let’s meet the key characters matching up in this very round!

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Not just royalty, but Ranga Royalty, Mr Mini Royal has an elegant, partrician nose and an intelligent (if not slightly condescending) gaze. His slight bling and sparkle to his handsome royalty jumper matches his curly “wizard-style” qooty boots. He’s ready for anything anyone can bring. Hell, he’s even ready for that freakishly tall demon with the terrible moustache.

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From rear view, both these guys wear the number of their captain. But something strange is happening here...

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Hullo... it’s a demon all right, but something isn’t right. That can’t be a manangatang because why would he be on the bench? And we know it’s not Yakker because I can’t see any fish...

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Aha! Oh that Headless ... he’s done it again!

For a sense of scale, the guys have agreed to pose with this average sized domestic cat.

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Best of British to both teams this week. I hope you enjoy your new mini SFA!
Thanks mate
 

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I've been so busy with work, it's hard being the #2 drug supplier to the east coast, there's cops and murderous Venezuleans and sometimes you just think, why am I doing all this? and I remember, it's for the kids. Where else are high school kids gonna get their cocaine?

Anyway, i'm jacked up and ready, let's play!
 
Imagine being The Filth Wizard and kicking 8 goals but still being the second-rate forward for the game.

Thanks for the week, Royals. I had a blast!
Carn Dees.
 
Thanks for the game Royals.
Sorry we couldn't be a blow out for you and you somehow reach finals.


Better luck next season!
 

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Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 17 - Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne

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