Official Match Thread Season 29 Second Qualifying Final - Fighting Furies vs Mount Buller Demons at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Headless]

But Headless is headless therefore has no cranium

And I've still managed one of the greatest individual seasons on record. Really quite an achievement.

 

[Callums_Guns]

But Headless is headless therefore has no cranium

If you were around during the season you would know he is our coach and those 2 are super tight and when i mean tight they are tight

 

[Nuffers]

But Headless is headless therefore has no cranium

Wrong head.

 

[Proper Gander]

He’s wearing his jumper
Around the wrong way
Can this man be trusted
To shape any play?

 

[Headless]

If you were around during the season you would know he is our coach and those 2 are super tight and when i mean tight they are tight

If Richard_Cranium and I didn't have such a close relationship, Tarks would be the Fred Medalist.

It's so great.

 

[manangatang]

And I've still managed one of the greatest individual seasons on record. Really quite an achievement.

He’s done it again!

 

[Proper Gander]

4;30

Interesting use of the semicolon Turbulence, and one I’m not entirely familiar with.

Says PG while ending a sentence in a preposition

 

[Callums_Guns]

If Richard_Cranium and I didn't have such a close relationship, Tarks would be the Fred Medalist.

It's so great.

Coach makes you run in front of his leads, stand in the goal square and touch certain goals

Yes i can see how he would be the Fred Medalist

However that behind made us finish in the top 4 - so credit to you and Cranium

 

[Callums_Guns]

Lets go Dee's

 

[Headless]

Interesting use of the semicolon Turbulence, and one I’m not entirely familiar with.

Says PG while ending a sentence in a preposition

The whole "you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition" thing is silly - to my knowledge, it was brought across from Latin, and isn't appropriate for modern day English.

Which is me trying to say that I wish the Furies good luck next week.

Except I don't, really, because I don't really fancy another potential match thread with them in the grand final.

 

[Headless]

Coach makes you run in front of his leads, stand in the goal square and touch certain goals

Yes i can see how he would be the Fred Medalist

However that behind made us finish in the top 4 - so credit to you and Cranium

Yes, I see what you're saying. Cranium's involvement truly is a blessing and a curse.

 

[Proper Gander]

The whole "you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition" thing is silly - to my knowledge, it was brought across from Latin, and isn't appropriate for modern day English.

Which is me trying to say that I wish the Furies good luck next season.

Except I don't, really, because I don't really fancy another potential match thread with them in the grand final.

A preposition is an entirely inappropriate way in which to end a sentence Less. Now re-tie your boots. Good man.

 

[Headless]

A preposition is an entirely inappropriate way in which to end a sentence Less. Now re-tie your boots. Good man.

Is this our first fight?

 

[Barrybran]

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Match commencing shortly ... FUR v DEM

                       DEM
Stevi_Tigers                Shadow Man               Nuffers
cats2rise                   Tarkyn_24                Thetrader15

MightyHawks86               Rioli8217                Bastyy
sante                       cooney                   moginie

Wacky Tiger                 Ned_Flanders             JackBero
Yakker                      Harvey Manfrenjensenden  Van_Dyke

Piggy Smalls                TJASTA                   ChappyUK
sausageroll                 boncer34                 _Cayz_

Edmund hunt                 The Half Back            biaseddustyfan
Oddhawk                     manangatang              Quivorir
                            FUR

FUR Foll : Tigerturbulance, Hate, Carson Dial
DEM Foll : Proper Gander, DemonJim, Callums_Guns

FUR INT : This Is Anfield, rfctigerarmy
DEM INT : deaneus, Headless

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Fighting Furies: Shadow Man Carson Dial
Mount Buller Demons: <none>

Second Qualifying Final, Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[Rioli8217]

Mount Buller Demons: <none>

#loldemons

 

[Proper Gander]

Is this our first fight?

Second. Remember the time I called you a stupid neck hole?

 

[Callums_Guns]

Are we going to get score updates on the breaks like last week ?

 

[Headless]

Second. Remember the time I called you a stupid neck hole?

How could I possibly forget? It was the motivation for much of my greatness.

BIG TIME.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Second. Remember the time I called you a stupid neck hole?

stop fighting and get out in the middle
we got some rucking to do

 

[sausageroll]

Interesting use of the semicolon Turbulence, and one I’m not entirely familiar with.

Says PG while ending a sentence in a preposition

Ending senences isn't something you often come across. But it's certainly not unheard of. Move along.

 

[Proper Gander]

How could I possibly forget? It was the motivation for much of my greatness.

BIG TIME.

Yes the spike in your performance has been extremely noticeable in the past 6 weeks or so, neck hole.

 

[Headless]

Yes the spike in your performance has been extremely noticeable in the past 6 weeks or so, neck hole.

Keep this abuse going and I'm a sure thing to win the bloody Deestroy!

 

[Callums_Guns]

Think Barry is waiting for The Half Back to participate

We may be here a while

 

[Ned_Flanders]

GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE Barrybran AND POST THE ****ING GAME!!!

I HAVE BUNNIES TO STOMP!!!

 

[Barrybran]

1 : 0 {C} - Long tap from Tigerturbulance.
1 : .1 {C} - With the ball is Ned_Flanders.
1 : .13 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : .18 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls and sausageroll both holding each other. No mark.
1 : .22 {CHB} - Running with the ball is boncer34.
1 : .26 {rHBF} - Quick hands to _Cayz_.
1 : .3 {rHBF} - _Cayz_ bounces the ball.
1 : .34 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to sausageroll.
1 : .38 {CHB} - Quick hands to boncer34 under pressure.
1 : .42 {rW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : .46 {rW} - Shocking kick and JackBero will take the mark.
1 : .51 {rW} - Wacky Tiger with the ball now.
1 : .55 {rW} - Hate on the end of this.
1 : .59 {rW} - DemonJim drags Hate down beautifully.
1 : 1.03 {lW} - Yakker tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
1 : 1.07 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of moginie.
1 : 1.12 {rHFF} - Bastyy must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 1.15 {lHBF} - Bastyy with all the time in the world.
1 : 1.19 {lHBF} - That slews off the side of his boot and out on the full.
1 : 1.23 {CHF} - cooney to send the ball forward.
1 : 1.28 {FF} - Quick hands to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 1.32 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 goes for goal.
1 : 1.36 {FF} - Will it come around? No.
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 1.44 {FB} - Stevi_Tigers signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.48 {rHBF} - A spearing pass towards MightyHawks86.
1 : 1.54 {rHBF} - MightyHawks86 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 1.58 {rHBF} - Now MightyHawks86 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.02 {C} - A kick towards Ned_Flanders territory.
1 : 2.07 {C} - Absolute hanger by Ned_Flanders!.
1 : 2.11 {C} - Now Ned_Flanders has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - He rewards the ChappyUK lead.
1 : 2.19 {lHFF} - But he picks out _Cayz_.
1 : 2.24 {rHBF} - _Cayz_ wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 2.28 {lHBF} - sausageroll on the end of this.
1 : 2.31 {rW} - The kick seeks out Van_Dyke.
1 : 2.35 {rW} - JackBero did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 2.4 {rW} - Wacky Tiger slowing down the play.
1 : 2.44 {lW} - Handpasses to JackBero.
1 : 2.48 {rHFF} - A spearing pass towards Piggy Smalls.
1 : 2.52 {rHFF} - No mark taken as Piggy Smalls and sausageroll wrestle for position.
1 : 2.56 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls looking for a lead.
1 : 3 {CHF} - An underground handpass to TJASTA.
1 : 3.04 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Too strong Piggy Smalls.
1 : 3.13 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls has possession.
1 : 3.17 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
1 : 3.21 {FF} - manangatang reads the kick best and marks well in front of The Half Back.
1 : 3.25 {rBP} - Quivorir to send the ball forward.
1 : 3.3 {rBP} - Quick hands to Proper Gander.
1 : 3.33 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
1 : 3.37 {rBP} - Handpasses to Callums_Guns.
1 : 3.42 {FB} - An underground handpass to manangatang.
1 : 3.46 {lBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to Oddhawk.
1 : 3.5 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running DemonJim.
1 : 3.54 {lBP} - Where did Hate come from? Great tackle.
1 : 4 {rFP} - So Edmund hunt ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 4.04 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for Edmund hunt to aim at.
1 : 4.09 {rFP} - It's a goal to Edmund hunt.
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 4.13 {C} - Proper Gander gets one hand to it.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - DemonJim sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.16 {C} - A wild kick laterally towards Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 5.16 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden is outmarked by Ned_Flanders.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - Nobody's checking Wacky Tiger.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - Carson Dial runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - Carson Dial ran into Proper Gander and came off second-best.
1 : 5.16 {rW} - Van_Dyke with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 5.16 {C} - He kicks sideways towards Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 5.16 {C} - Ned_Flanders drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.19 {rW} - Wacky Tiger does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 5.19 {C} - Huge handpass to Ned_Flanders. As good as a kick.
1 : 5.19 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 5.19 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 5.19 {lHBF} - sausageroll with all the time in the world.
1 : 5.19 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to boncer34.
1 : 5.23 {rHBF} - _Cayz_ screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 5.26 {rHBF} - ChappyUK claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 5.31 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on TJASTA.
1 : 5.35 {FF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 5.39 {FF} - The Half Back is outmarked by manangatang.
1 : 5.43 {lBP} - Oddhawk sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 5.48 {lBP} - Crunching tackle by Edmund hunt.
1 : 5.51 {rFP} - Edmund hunt sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 5.55 {rFP} - A chance now for Edmund hunt who kicks at goal.
1 : 6 {rFP} - It's a goal. A goal to Edmund hunt.
Fighting Furies : 2.0.12
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 6.05 {C} - Tigerturbulance gets the ball down.
1 : 6.15 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 6.18 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden is chased down by Ned_Flanders - great effort!.
1 : 6.22 {C} - Ned_Flanders slowing down the play.
1 : 6.26 {lHFF} - ChappyUK and _Cayz_ jostle for position.
1 : 6.31 {lHFF} - _Cayz_ will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 6.35 {lHFF} - ChappyUK hits the ground running.
1 : 6.39 {lHFF} - ChappyUK didn't see that tackle coming from _Cayz_.
1 : 6.43 {rHBF} - A bit of space for _Cayz_ to utilise.
1 : 6.47 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to sausageroll.
1 : 6.51 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to _Cayz_.
1 : 6.55 {lHBF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 7 {lHBF} - But he picks out the opposition.
1 : 7.04 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls scoops up the ball.
1 : 7.07 {FF} - Fires out the handpass to The Half Back.
1 : 7.11 {FF} - The Half Back trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 7.16 {FF} - The Half Back racks up number 1.
Fighting Furies : 3.0.18
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 7.2 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from Tigerturbulance.
1 : 7.28 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 7.33 {C} - DemonJim runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 7.37 {C} - OOOOOOOooohh... Hate has poleaxed DemonJim.
1 : 7.41 {C} - Taking the ball is Ned_Flanders.
1 : 7.45 {CHF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 7.49 {CHF} - Hate on the end of this.
1 : 7.53 {FF} - He looks for The Half Back.
1 : 7.57 {FF} - The Half Back and manangatang both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 8.01 {FB} - manangatang with all the time in the world.
1 : 8.06 {FB} - manangatang sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 8.11 {FB} - manangatang didn't see that tackle coming from The Half Back.
1 : 8.16 {rFP} - Edmund hunt through heavy traffic.
1 : 8.2 {rFP} - A gimme goal coming up if Edmund hunt keeps his cool.
1 : 8.24 {rFP} - Edmund hunt wants a goal! Or maybe a behind. Great behind!.
Fighting Furies : 3.1.19
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 8.32 {FB} - manangatang slowing down the play.
1 : 8.36 - <<< Headless is coming on to replace Quivorir >>>
1 : 8.45 {FB} - manangatang slowing down the play.
1 : 8.49 {FB} - The Half Back monsters manangatang.
1 : 8.53 {lFP} - With the ball is biaseddustyfan.
1 : 8.56 {lFP} - biaseddustyfan let's fly toward goal.
1 : 9.01 {lFP} - In the end its an easy goal for biaseddustyfan.
Fighting Furies : 4.1.25
Mount Buller Demons : 0.1.1
1 : 9.05 {C} - Tigerturbulance too strong at the bounce.
1 : 9.13 {lW} - JackBero streaming down the ground.
1 : 9.18 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to Wacky Tiger.
1 : 9.22 {rW} - Wacky Tiger is chased down by Yakker - great effort!.
1 : 9.26 {lW} - Nobody's checking Yakker.
1 : 9.3 {C} - He transfers play using Harvey Manfrenjensenden.
1 : 9.34 {C} - No mark taken as Harvey Manfrenjensenden and Ned_Flanders wrestle for position.
1 : 9.38 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden breaks free and has found some space.
1 : 9.42 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 9.46 {C} - A lookaway handpass to Callums_Guns.
1 : 9.51 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 9.55 {CHF} - No-look handpass to DemonJim.
1 : 9.59 {rFP} - A measured kick to Thetrader15.
1 : 10.03 {rFP} - The ball drops short of Thetrader15.
1 : 10.07 {rFP} - Running with the ball is Thetrader15.
1 : 10.13 {rFP} - This will be a goal to Thetrader15.
1 : 10.17 {rFP} - Thetrader15 puts it through for a behind.
Fighting Furies : 4.1.25
Mount Buller Demons : 0.2.2
1 : 10.25 {FB} - Nuffers sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.3 {FB} - Quick hands to Hate under pressure.
1 : 10.34 {rBP} - Huge handpass to Stevi_Tigers. As good as a kick.
1 : 10.38 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to Hate.
1 : 10.42 {rBP} - An underground handpass to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 10.46 {rBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 10.5 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to Shadow Man.
1 : 10.54 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to Nuffers.
1 : 10.58 {FB} - Shadow Man receives his handpass.
1 : 11.03 {rHBF} - MightyHawks86 trying to offer a lead.
1 : 11.07 {rHBF} - Up goes MightyHawks86.
1 : 11.11 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking MightyHawks86.
1 : 11.15 {CHB} - Rioli8217 runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 11.19 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of JackBero.
1 : 11.23 {lW} - Over the head of JackBero.
1 : 11.27 {rW} - Van_Dyke with the ball now.
1 : 11.31 {rW} - Van_Dyke just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
1 : 11.36 {lW} - JackBero looking for a lead.
1 : 11.4 {lW} - Hate on the end of this.
1 : 11.44 {rHFF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 11.48 {rHFF} - Piggy Smalls takes a pearler.
1 : 11.52 {rHFF} - Now Piggy Smalls has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.56 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Carson Dial.
1 : 12 {rHFF} - What a tackle by Proper Gander.
1 : 12.04 {lHBF} - sausageroll signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 12.08 {rW} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 12.13 {rW} - Top mark - not paid.
1 : 12.19 {lW} - Now JackBero has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 12.23 {lW} - Crackerjack bump by Van_Dyke on JackBero.
1 : 12.27 {rW} - Van_Dyke to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.3 {lHFF} - Quick hands to sante under pressure.
1 : 12.36 {rFP} - Kicks to a contest - Thetrader15 looks to get to thre front.
1 : 12.4 {rFP} - Thetrader15 spills the mark.
1 : 12.43 {lBP} - Nuffers takes off.
1 : 12.48 {rHBF} - The kick seeks out MightyHawks86.
1 : 12.52 {rHBF} - In the right place at the right time is MightyHawks86 who marks.
1 : 12.56 {rHBF} - With the ball is MightyHawks86.
1 : 13 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Bastyy.
1 : 13.04 {C} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 13.08 {C} - Harvey Manfrenjensenden will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 13.12 {C} - Not enough pressure on Ned_Flanders.
1 : 13.16 {C} - He gets a handpass to Hate.
1 : 13.21 {C} - DemonJim threw himself in front of a moving tram.
1 : 13.25 {rW} - Van_Dyke signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 13.29 {lHFF} - A measured kick to sante.
1 : 13.33 {lHFF} - sante marks well from the back of the pack.
1 : 13.37 {lHFF} - sante looking for a lead.
1 : 13.41 {CHF} - He kicks sideways towards cooney.
1 : 13.45 {CHF} - He can't hold it.
1 : 13.49 {CHB} - So Rioli8217 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 13.53 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of JackBero.
1 : 13.58 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 14.02 {lW} - Quality gather by JackBero.
1 : 14.06 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 14.1 {CHF} - TJASTA runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 14.14 {FF} - Gets a handpass away to Tigerturbulance.
1 : 14.18 {FF} - Tigerturbulance about twenty-five out.
1 : 14.24 {FF} - That's a terrible miss.
Fighting Furies : 4.2.26
Mount Buller Demons : 0.2.2