Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at The Eyrie

[projectv]

projectv how you been cutie?

 

[projectv]

Can you tell me if the Crows are likely to draft him with pick 1?

Last I heard St Kilda are offering SarahSmiles $800k per year for five years.

 

[PMBangers]

Missed u too

 

[philreich]

The experts say that running adds years to your life, and I now believe them - I already feel 10 years older!!!!!

 

[NinjaSwan]

IDK either, but what I can assure you of is that I will be bang average as usual

You wish you were as average as me

OK, I'll drop one name: NinjaSwan is the most average Hawk in S30, with a season long player rating average that is 0.01 away from the average game by a Hawk.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Last I heard St Kilda are offering SarahSmiles $800k per year for five years.

Think I'd rather stub my toe every day for 5 years than take that deal... Probably would be less painful in the long run too

 

[Agent93]

Hello Hawks, seeing as this is the last time I'll play Loonerty I will be posting multiple Chelsea gifs throughout the week starting with this incredible free kick from Alex

Oh Alex... I wish he had a last name to be more memorable.

 

[philreich]

Think I'd rather stub my toe every day for 5 years than take that deal... Probably would be less painful in the long run too

You don't want to be a Saints player next year, in time for the club to celebrate 20,000 days since their last premiership? Oh well - your loss .

 

[Agent93]

@Ant Bear v a legitimate Beez Medal tally count

Shots fired.

 

[Golumless]

Hello Hawks, seeing as this is the last time I'll play Loonerty I will be posting multiple Chelsea gifs throughout the week starting with this incredible free kick from Alex

Oh we're posting Chelsea gifs?

 

[Agent93]

I’ve never been so offended by an OP in all my days

surely 1 goal and two behinds warrants a spot in the key players list

Yeah I figured still being in the top 10 for behinds despite playing midfield for 5 rounds would have earned a mention.

 

[Golumless]

The experts say that running adds years to your life, and I now believe them - I already feel 10 years older!!!!!

I want to retract the statement that I made on the weekend that you were my favourite sim poster.

 

[PMBangers]

Bangers Journal

26/10
Night one against the swamprats tonight, really looking forward to posting with my friends from sin city like GremioPower SarahSmiles and projectv. I haven't seen uncle philreich in so long, I hadn't realised he had gotten so bad, mummy didn't tell me beforehand but she seems really worried for uncle phil, she says he hasn't got long before he totally loses it!

I don't know what it is, but I worry because I'm not sure he had much of it to begin with

 

[projectv]

Bangers Journal

26/10
Night one against the swamprats tonight, really looking forward to posting with my friends from sin city like GremioPower SarahSmiles and projectv. I haven't seen uncle philreich in so long, I hadn't realised he had gotten so bad, mummy didn't tell me beforehand but she seems really worried for uncle phil, she says he hasn't got long before he totally loses it!

I don't know what it is, but I worry because I'm not sure he had much of it to begin with

 

[PMBangers]

elite tiktok sound

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Oh Alex... I wish he had a last name to be more memorable.

Rodrigo Dias da Costa not catchy enough for you?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Oh we're posting Chelsea gifs?

Lets post gifs with our club's European trophies

 

[philreich]

Bangers Journal

26/10
Night one against the swamprats tonight, really looking forward to posting with my friends from sin city like GremioPower SarahSmiles and projectv. I haven't seen uncle philreich in so long, I hadn't realised he had gotten so bad, mummy didn't tell me beforehand but she seems really worried for uncle phil, she says he hasn't got long before he totally loses it!

I don't know what it is, but I worry because I'm not sure he had much of it to begin with

Just on that, I'd like to announce that I'm suffering from short-term memory loss. I'd also like to announce that I'm suffering from short-term memory loss.

 

[jackster83]

Anyone else going trick or treating this weekend?

 

[PMBangers]

Just on that, I'd like to announce that I'm suffering from short-term memory loss. I'd also like to announce that I'm suffering from short-term memory loss.

My Dad suffers from short-term memory loss, I hope it doesn't last in the family because my dad has it too

 

[PMBangers]

Anyone else going trick or treating this weekend?

Yes, except I'll be doing it at woolworths, and won't be in costume, and I'll be there all week

 

[philreich]

Anyone else going trick or treating this weekend?

Sorry for answering a question with a question, but why do we have to play follow the leader with America? Does this mean we'll be trying to appoint Donald Trump as our leader?

Sorry - I just answered a question with 2 questions, which also proves that I can't count.

 

[philreich]

My Dad suffers from short-term memory loss, I hope it doesn't last in the family because my dad has it too

And the best part about Alzheimer's is that you're always meeting new people.

 

[jackster83]

Yes, except I'll be doing it at woolworths, and won't be in costume, and I'll be there all week

We need an Australian version of People of Walmart, except with Woolworths.

 

[PMBangers]

And the best part about Alzheimer's is that you're always meeting new people.

Same with multiple personalities disorder, that Paul is always bringing new friends over