Kilroy
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Too much information my friend. I can see you've thought this through.
Official Match Thread Season 31 - First Preliminary Final: West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum
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Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
Now now Crusty Undies apparently we have to be pleasant to the poor little twerp, the dismal BoganATissue fella.
Way back in Feb the symptoms of his terrible malady had begun to show. Yep you had identified his unfortunate homophobia back then
Subsequently experts across the SFA identified further issues - his loathing of poor and unemployed people, rampant sexism and commitment to racist 'humour', his confusion about sexual identity and use of the term geriatric as if it is an insult.
The poor guy suffers from acute scumbiosis. Anything he touches is somehow dirtier, any chatter he is involved with becomes inane. He is also unutterably boring.
There is no known treatment for the condition, beyond simply ignoring him.
Way back in Feb the symptoms of his terrible malady had begun to show. Yep you had identified his unfortunate homophobia back then
Subsequently experts across the SFA identified further issues - his loathing of poor and unemployed people, rampant sexism and commitment to racist 'humour', his confusion about sexual identity and use of the term geriatric as if it is an insult.
The poor guy suffers from acute scumbiosis. Anything he touches is somehow dirtier, any chatter he is involved with becomes inane. He is also unutterably boring.
There is no known treatment for the condition, beyond simply ignoring him.
Struggling already mate. Its only Tuesday.
Cool
Can we have this in Puglinese, Horry?
JT_the_Man
Draft King
Well yes, I am 100% certain that I would stand out in a putrid side such as the Bombers. And I know it’s not because I’m good. It’s because I’m great.
Was that your recruitment pitch? If so I’m sorry to inform you my answer is no.
Robertio
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Crusty Undies
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You're right, I won this battle 4 months ago and there's no need to beat a dead blue bogan again. Thanks Horry
Grand Uncle Horace
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You're right, I won this battle 4 months ago and there's no need to beat a dead blue bogan again. Thanks Horry
Everyone loves ya man.
Crusty Undies
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I'm yet to meet these mystical bombers who aren't shit campaigners yet Bluey. Take a hike ya sanctimonious asslicker.
Good morning Bombers and the dimwitted Wonders I will bid you a meh.
CARNA BAGHDAD
CARNA BAGHDAD
ClarkeM
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It’s nice to see you so active Grand Uncle Horace 
Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
It’s nice to see you so active Grand Uncle Horace
To be delisted by end of season. Vary day by day atm
Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Are you going to retire again mate? Surely they won't delist you.
Robertio
Spotswood Guinness Bar manager
Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
tis what it is
Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
Can I just say - #WondersWinEpicFinals
ClarkeM
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Personally, I don't see the sentiment in the team delisting you. That isn't my choice ultimately.
You contribute well and even when you're not around as much, we love to see your name take the field <3.
We'll be able to say our farewells this time mate. I hope he stays on as it's more entertaining!
Goodbye
Plonking this in the Club Room as I want no fuss. I would ask one of my friends manangatang or NaturalDisaster to lock this thread as there should be no distraction from the great daily hullabaloo of the Sweet FA. I'm posting this as I expect an unexplained absence would be open to speculation...
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Robertio
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You can say anything you like mate, doesn't mean it's going to happen.
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An elderly man is stopped by the police at around 2am, who ask him to explain where he's going at such an ungodly hour.
The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking, and the effects on the human body from staying out late."
The officer then asks, "And who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The man replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, smoking, and the effects on the human body from staying out late."
The officer then asks, "And who would be giving such a lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Robertio
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Think we can all relate to that one.
philreich
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Mate I've started apologising in advance, even before I know what I've done wrong - saves time.
Yes Dear is my go too.
