Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 1 - Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne (MOTR)

[philreich]

Dammit you beat me to the joke

It's a better way to meet new people than picking up someone else's golf ball......

 

[ant555]

Game day.

 

[Barrybran]

Morning all. Bouncedown will be at 3:30pm AEDT.

The Filth Wizard philreich

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

I’ve been stretching for days. About time we get out on the field as I’m as I’m about as flexible as your wildest dreams right now

 

[The Filth Wizard]

so sad that your memory is already fading. This article might be informative. Best of luck with the Alzheimer’s assessment

What we need to know about age related memory loss

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Ha, I can’t argue with this. The S30 GF was only 8 weeks ago.

 

[philreich]

Ha, I can’t argue with this. The S30 GF was only 8 weeks ago.

Who are you - have you been with the Royals for long?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Who are you - have you been with the Royals for long?

Hi Phil, it’s my first season, please give me EKA.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Twitter. I find beautiful people doing nice things disgusting.

Posting in the morning or posting at night?

Posting whenever I have time, so I guess at night.

Losing today by 60 points of losing today by 10 goals?

 

[philreich]

Hi Phil, it’s my first season, please give me EKA.

Well I can't wish you luck as you make your debut, but all the best, moving forward.

 

[jackster83]

Game day Rats!

powerrrrrrrrrrrr Catsnlakers FishingRick04 Hatchy1992 let's start your Rats careers off with a win!

 

[Catsnlakers]

Game day Rats!

powerrrrrrrrrrrr Catsnlakers FishingRick04 Hatchy1992 let's start your Rats careers off with a win!

Bloody oath.

 

[MP_]

 

[Quadzilla]

The golden throne?

I need directions... What does it look like?

 

[Ant Bear]

Morning all. Bouncedown will be at 3:30pm AEDT.

The Filth Wizard philreich

I have time for a round.

 

[Ant Bear]

It is my 200th game for the Swamprats today.

I'd like to thank the club for acknowledging this fact.

 

[GremioPower]

It is my 200th game for the Swamprats today.

I'd like to thank the club for acknowledging this fact.

Media - Hey, it's Ant Bear 200th Match as a Rat!

It's 11pm GPT, Saturday, and there was no thread whatsoever to celebrate his milestone. What on hell?! OK. Now, there is one! Ant Bear has a humongous SFA CV. He is a Swamprat legend. But the best thing is that he is no longer the league's Admin. He couldn't been happier! Now, he is ready to...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[GremioPower]

GAME DAY!!!



I'm ready!

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Game day Rats!

powerrrrrrrrrrrr Catsnlakers FishingRick04 Hatchy1992 let's start your Rats careers off with a win!

Ive got my wetsuit packed and ready for the Gatorade shower at the end!

Personally, I don’t see the royals scoring through our tight defence

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

It is my 200th game for the Swamprats today.

I'd like to thank the club for acknowledging this fact.

Us rookies just starting off in our careers all look up and aspire to reach the 200 and have a career such as yours. A life member and hall of famer for the future no doubt

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I sense a large win with Hatchy1992 finishing the day with a bag

 

[Marlowe]

Posting whenever I have time, so I guess at night.

Losing today by 60 points of losing today by 10 goals?

10 goals. It requires too much arithmetic to conclude how many points that really is, so 10 sounds smaller.

Wasting your career away at a minnow club like the Swamprats or joining the giant Golden behemoth that are the Royals?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

10 goals. It requires too much arithmetic to conclude how many points that really is, so 10 sounds smaller.

Wasting your career away at a minnow club like the Swamprats or joining the giant Golden behemoth that are the Royals?

You want me at your club? At least take me out to dinner first

 

[jackster83]

The golden throne?

I need directions... What does it look like?

Just follow the yellow brick road. Dancing is optional.

 

[Marlowe]

You want me at your club? At least take me out to dinner first

Chicken or fish or beef or vegetarian?

 

[Marlowe]

Dancing is optional

No, after watching Footloose, Filthy had such a severe reaction, it's actually mandatory now.

Here he is MC'ing the pre-event festivities at this year's Best & Fairest before calling it the "worst & lamest".