Official Match Thread Season 31 - Round 10: Mount Buller Demons vs Coney Island Warriors at The Snow Dome (MOTR)

[TheInjuryFactory]

Sorry can't help you PG got rid of them too

Poked into oblivion

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

It is people like you that are destroying the global nipple market.

Besides, the Furies pay for enough nipples at Kittens to sustain the entire Sweet economy.

 

[DenieD]

Besides, the Furies pay for enough nipples at Kittens to sustain the entire Sweet economy.

No wonder they are bottom of the ladder. Spent all their money on nipples and forgot to pay the umpires.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Headless

 

[Headless]

Headless

 

[Tonga Bob]

So it's Kirsten Stewart's Birthday today. Kirsten Stewart is portraying Princess Diana in a new film this year. And now Prince Philip has died the same day.

Something's happened, I don't know what, but there's too many connections.
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I saw a car last week that had a personalised license plate that said ‘Lady Di’ and I couldn’t help but wonder about the irony of a car having the name of somebody who died in a car accident on it.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Good Morning Warriors. Welcome to Saturday. I hope you are all enjoying this weekend’s SFA match thread on Large Footballs.

This courtesy post was proudly brought to you by PG enterprises

‘Large Footballs’

 

[Tonga Bob]

the important thing is that Lizzie is newly single

Pop the question mate. You have form...

 

[DenieD]

‘Large Footballs’

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Imagine being that kid in the background

"Dad, why is there a deformed potato here?"

 

[Proper Gander]

For just $499.99 in one big sum of money you can pay Proper Gander to fu** off.

I’ll take it

 

[sausageroll]

Coney Island Warriors Official Team Sheet
Round 10 v Mount Buller Demons at The Snow Dome

B: Raveneyes – NaturalDisaster - Stronzo
HB: TubbsFarquhar – RelaxMax – Freofalcon
C: Tonga Bob – kdavva74 – Lord_Flashheart
HF: Volbeat – Dinsdale - DockerDen5215
F: FootyGuy13 – harry000 – zackah
FOLL: Test Tickle – The Half Back – TheInjuryFactory

INT: toxic – Spanna_

Changes:
Nil

#1Testy00​

Congratulations on the win in your milestone game Test Tickle

Oh wait, no...

 

[sausageroll]

I'd have been surprised and disappointed if your response had been anything other than this

 

[Azarole]

I’ll take it

Seems like a solid deal tbh. $500 and then just come right back.

 

[DenieD]

Seems like a solid deal tbh. $500 and then just come right back.

It would be $500 and then NaturalDisaster would parma Proper Gander

 

[zackah]

It would be $500 and then NaturalDisaster would parma Proper Gander

Parma or Parmi?

 

[DenieD]

Parma or Parmi?

Who gives a ****!

 

[zackah]

Who gives a fu**!

TheInjuryFactory teach your rookie some SFA banter etiquette!

Parma or GTFO

 

[DenieD]

TheInjuryFactory teach your rookie some SFA banter etiquette!

Parma or GTFO

I literally said parma in the original post.

 

[zackah]

I literally said parma in the original post.

mate when you misspelt perma I introduced the running SFA gag on the correct pronunciation of parmigiana in that match threads forever get derailed on the topic of parma vs. parmi. The fact that I have had to explain this really highlights how unamusing it actually is and now makes my initial post look like crap.

So **** you for that

 

[NaturalDisaster]

mate when you misspelt perma I introduced the running SFA gag on the correct pronunciation of parmigiana in that match threads forever get derailed on the topic of parma vs. parmi. The fact that I have had to explain this really highlights how unamusing it actually is and now makes my initial post look like crap.

So fu** you for that

Why are you melting so much?

 

[zackah]

Why are you melting so much?

Because I know you like to stalk me and enjoy it so much.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Because I know you like to stalk me and enjoy it so much.

I only stalk you on the bay when Essendon are losing.

 

[cooney]

Up the dogs!!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I only stalk you on the bay when Essendon are losing.

Up the dogs!!

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Up the dogs!!

We only talk Qooty in here turbo.