Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 16 - Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Golden Throne

[eth-dog]

Who plays CHF for the Royals these days anyway?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

i want to kick a goal this week

Want to flip over to the forward line #fatfiveandeasty?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Who plays CHF for the Royals these days anyway?

That would be the S30 All-SFA CHF CakeEater.

 

[PMBangers]

Oh, and hi Hawks. My older, other family.

You didn't send this months child support, please fix this ASAP

 

[Hate]

I wish you would have retired last week The Filth Wizard

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I wish you would have retired last week The Filth Wizard

Well this is unnecessarily mean.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You didn't send this months child support, please fix this ASAP

I left long before you were born. I think Loonerty may be your real father.

 

[SM]

I left long before you were born. I think Loonerty may be your real father.

Wow Loonerty you dog.

 

[PMBangers]

I left long before you were born. I think Loonerty may be your real father.

Loonerty is a virgin, can't be my father

 

[SM]

Loonerty is a virgin, can't be my father

 

[eth-dog]

That would be the S30 All-SFA CHF CakeEater.

Oh, finally a worthy opponent

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Loonerty is a virgin, can't be my father

It was an immaculate conception and I know this because he's a massive neat freak.

 

[PMBangers]

It was an immaculate conception and I know this because he's a massive neat freak.

zero spillage type operator

 

[Chipmunk]

It was an immaculate conception and I know this because he's a massive neat freak.

I dunno, I saw how he does his tea, he’s capable of anything.

 

[MrPremiership]

Want to flip over to the forward line #fatfiveandeasty?

couldn't betray the #stackedsix after everything we achieved last season

 

[Marlowe]

Well this is unnecessarily mean.

He's just saying what we're all thinking.

 

[Loonerty]

Loonerty is a virgin, can't be my father

It's genetic my son

 

[PMBangers]

It's genetic my son

Explains way too much

 

[Hate]

Well this is unnecessarily mean.

I just wanted you to be sitting on exactly 300 goals pre and post-Hall of Fame.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

couldn't betray the #stackedsix after everything we achieved last season

I'll pay them to rig the sim so you head forward in the last quarter, after we've already got an unassailable lead, which I also already paid for.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I just wanted you to be sitting on exactly 300 goals pre and post-Hall of Fame.

Well that's less mean I guess. Is that legit? Weird how that played out. What if I retire at 900 goals?

 

[por_please_ya]

Evening all. What's on the dinner menu tonight?

 

[eth-dog]

Evening all. What's on the dinner menu tonight?

Beef Wellington here.

 

[PMBangers]

Evening all. What's on the dinner menu tonight?

chicken burger

 

[MrPremiership]

I'll pay them to rig the sim so you head forward in the last quarter, after we've already got an unassailable lead, which I also already paid for.