Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[The Filth Wizard]

Your audience is always your judge mate. Nobody gives a fu** what you think.

An audience that can't tell the difference between an anecdote and a Christmas cracker gag isn't one I'm too fussed about.

Now enough of this fighting, we're a rasslin' faction now.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

New Zealand didn't find his brother Trevor funny.

Careful Blue, Toni Seinfeld is about being all judgey.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Careful Blue, Toni Seinfeld is about being all judgey.

Sorry mate, just not used to the new genre. Cutting edge Dad jokes.

I will move on.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Sorry mate, just not used to the new genre. Cutting edge Dad jokes.

I will move on.

It's all memes nowadays, innit.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Careful Blue, Toni Seinfeld is about being all judgey.

Haven't used Google as much in my life as the last 15 minutes, **** you Filthy.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Haven't used Google as much in my life as the last 15 minutes, fu** you Filthy.

I wondered why my shares in Google just shot up all of a sudden.

 

[kickthething]

Another match thread, Hello Royals, now I am still recovering from the snore fest the Wonders put us all through last week, so I am glad to see we are off to a much better start this week....no one should ever have to go through that again.

 

[kickthething]

Sorry mate, just not used to the new genre. Cutting edge Dad jokes.

I will move on.

It's all memes nowadays, innit.

and now you got both

 

[grumbleguts]

So I ruined a great opportunity the other day. I was at a restaurant and called the waitress over.

"Can I ask you something about the menu please?"

She said "The men I please are none of your damned business"

I thought , yeah, fair call... But then we got talking, and she asked me "Do you have a date for Valentines day?"

I said "yeah, duh it's February 14th you stupid b!tch."

So that didn't go well.

philreich, this bastard is stealing your schtick.

 

[grumbleguts]

Oops looks like I deleted the unimportant bits

Why does atheism have the Greek word for god?

May have already been answered, but the a means not it's kind of short for anti as in antigodism.

for example atypical means not typical and amoral means not moral.

 

[philreich]

Is philreich now skippering the Royals?

My missus baked some scones on the weekend. She asked me to try one, and said, "I want your honest opinion." So I took a bite, and then said, "The scone is very nice, you ugly bitch."

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

My missus baked some scones on the weekend. She asked me to try one, and said, "I want your honest opinion." So I took a bite, and then said, "The scone is very nice, you ugly b*tch."

I say Phil it was so cold this morning I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Another match thread, Hello Royals, now I am still recovering from the snore fest the Wonders put us all through last week, so I am glad to see we are off to a much better start this week....no one should ever have to go through that again.

Can't make any promises on heavy activity as we're still in a premiership hangover but what I can guarantee you is nobody is going to try that hard which should eliminate half of the issues you saw last week.

 

[Marlowe]

I'm only posting so I don't get fined.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm only posting so I don't get fined.

Is the quota one? I hope so .

 

[Pugsley]

eyes:

That....was......the......shit.....

 

[Pugsley]

New Zealand didn't find his brother Trevor funny.

He walked in under my arm.

 

[Pugsley]

My missus baked some scones on the weekend. She asked me to try one, and said, "I want your honest opinion." So I took a bite, and then said, "The scone is very nice, you ugly b*tch."

Its funnier when you do it and I push grumbleguts out of his wheelchair.

 

[snozulu]

I mean, it's a little weird that you fall asleep during my posts.
It's not like they're smart or in-depth enough to do that.

Just look underneath my Avatar to see what team I play for and the shiny reward for doing so last season.

It's not a Tuna is your team.

That award is worse than the crows AFLX one

 

[Pugsley]

It's not a Tuna is your team.

That award is worse than the crows AFLX one

Kyle Cheney. Nice bloke. Killed his career though.

 

[snozulu]

He walked in under my arm.

 

[Kilroy]

The wonderful US sports interviewer Amanda Balionis.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

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[Pugsley]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

What a voice.