Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

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Lies. This is all I did in the change rooms.
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Antonio BlueVein , Imma need you to help old mate here out regarding multi-quoting
I KNEW IT! I KNEW THIS WAS YOU!
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He lives a pug life, there ain’t no going back now.

We’ve even started merchandising.

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Sang this to Mrs Pugsley on Valentine's Day in a busy cafe. Knew the owner. Can't sing to save myself. No fu**s given

She was in tears. I may have been by the end.



I will marry her. I know its real.


I got karaoke judged in Japan.

You know my voice is no good when a whole bunch of Japanese girls point at me and shake their heads.
 

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You have two good points there.
Reminds me of the short sighted professor, who unwittingly got stuck in a lift with 10 topless waitresses (some people have all the luck!!!!). He eventually managed to sound the alarm at the 21st attempt.
 
Reminds me of the short sighted professor, who unwittingly got stuck in a lift with 10 topless waitresses (some people have all the luck!!!!). He eventually managed to sound the alarm at the 21st attempt.
Don’t you have your own team thread to infest phil-thee-rich?
 
Good morning Royals and welcome to the Bombers for the first time since *that* prelim final.

I hope all currently in lockdown are safe and well with some good news to arrive tomorrow. Let's all have a fair and fun week.





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It is like a morning roll call in school at the Royals. Everyone turns up, says hello/present/here and then contributes bugger all for the rest of the day.
 
I got karaoke judged in Japan.

You know my voice is no good when a whole bunch of Japanese girls point at me and shake their heads.
Is that because you dropped your strides midway through the performance?
It's all memes nowadays, innit.
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My missus baked some scones on the weekend. She asked me to try one, and said, "I want your honest opinion." So I took a bite, and then said, "The scone is very nice, you ugly b*tch."
Mate I have this great recipe for scones that eliminates all need for a wife.
4 cups of self-raising flour
3 cups of thickened cream
2 cups of Lemonade
And a new girlfriend to make them for you
I say Phil it was so cold this morning I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.
Every time you post that joke I think of this scene:
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Can't make any promises on heavy activity as we're still in a premiership hangover but what I can guarantee you is nobody is going to try that hard which should eliminate half of the issues you saw last week.
It was a complete shit show, Filth. What it did show our newer posters though is that there are some weeks which can tend to get out of hand, and become quite toxic, so much so that the opposition will suffer mental scarring for seasons to come.
I'm only posting so I don't get fined.
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