Official Match Thread Season 31: Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs East Side Hawks at The House of Gumby

[StFly]

Most Beer is disgusting sorry guys

No need to be sorry when it's the truth.

Gotta watch out for those alcoholics, never know what's next, poor kebab choices?

 

[Ned Ryerson]

No need to be sorry when it's the truth.

Gotta watch out for those alcoholics, never know what's next, poor kebab choices?

I ask for no chilli sauce on my HSP, quite the philistine.

 

[Chipmunk]

I ask for no chilli sauce on my HSP, quite the philistine.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Irony is I bloody love spicy food (not that chilli sauce is all that spicy) - I just don’t like it combining with the BBQ and mayo. 2 condiments is plenty.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Irony is I bloody love spicy food (not that chilli sauce is all that spicy) - I just don’t like it combining with the BBQ and mayo. 2 condiments is plenty.

I reckon I shit actual flames yesterday after having a chili sausage from my butchers.
I love hot food and poos but **** this was hit both going in and out!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I reckon I sh*t actual flames yesterday after having a chili sausage from my butchers.
I love hot food and poos but fu** this was hit both going in and out!

I had a hotpot a few years back and ordered spicy like I always do because I find Szechuan peppers to be quite numbing as opposed to hot and I’ve always found Chinese and Japanese ‘spicy’ to be quite tame. This broth had the peppers but also two kinds of chilli paste - one of which was practically translucent. Clearly this thing wasn’t mucking around because other diners were watching it at my table and discussing that I was eating it (I can only assume - I don’t speak Mandarin/Cantonese but the states were obvious).

I got through it but it was intensely hot - and the next day was particularly and repeatedly discomforting.

 

[PMBangers]

I ask for no chilli sauce on my HSP, quite the philistine.

I was just beginning to warm up to you Ned

 

[Chipmunk]

I was just beginning to warm up to you Ned

You’re a mod, you can do something about this.

 

[PMBangers]

You’re a mod, you can do something about this.

Not of its not on my board

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Not of its not on my board

 

[GWS Goose]

Possibly a bold call - but all big label European beers are absolute trash. Heineken and Stella Artois taste like dishwater and funky armpits respectively.



That’s not being a beer snob, that’s just having common sense. Great Northern is the answer to the question ‘can Queensland come up with a beer that is worse than XXXX Gold?’.

I agree with all of this whole heartedly.

Throw Corona into the horrendous beer with a good reputation and we almost have my 5 worse beers

 

[GWS Goose]

I reckon I sh*t actual flames yesterday after having a chili sausage from my butchers.
I love hot food and poos but fu** this was hit both going in and out!

I had a hotpot a few years back and ordered spicy like I always do because I find Szechuan peppers to be quite numbing as opposed to hot and I’ve always found Chinese and Japanese ‘spicy’ to be quite tame. This broth had the peppers but also two kinds of chilli paste - one of which was practically translucent. Clearly this thing wasn’t mucking around because other diners were watching it at my table and discussing that I was eating it (I can only assume - I don’t speak Mandarin/Cantonese but the states were obvious).

I got through it but it was intensely hot - and the next day was particularly and repeatedly discomforting.

I like hot food too.
On a bucks weekend there was a spicy pizza that they claim is Australia's hottest pizza, and there were 3 of us who are renowned for loving hot food so we get it, the waiter gives us a warning, we sort half dismiss it.
It ends up being unbelievably hot! Eyes watering, sweats. We all agree to finish the slice. Too hot to enjoy, but we get through it.
One of the other guys, says he needs to see how hot it was, takes one bite, his head blows up. Ends up pouring a whole jug of water over his head. Ended up on all 4's. Was quite the experience.

 

[GWS Goose]

It's all coming up Goose today, nice start to the day with parkruns and little Goose's swimming lessons. Now I ve tee'd up a last minute tee time so I ll spend the afternoon playing golf. Before dinner and drinks with good people tonight. Just need to hit 40 Stableford points so I can brag over beers tonight.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I like hot food too.
On a bucks weekend there was a spicy pizza that they claim is Australia's hottest pizza, and there were 3 of us who are renowned for loving hot food so we get it, the waiter gives us a warning, we sort half dismiss it.
It ends up being unbelievably hot! Eyes watering, sweats. We all agree to finish the slice. Too hot to enjoy, but we get through it.
One of the other guys, says he needs to see how hot it was, takes one bite, his head blows up. Ends up pouring a whole jug of water over his head. Ended up on all 4's. Was quite the experience.

I think you need to go to better pizza places.

 

[SM]

It's all coming up Goose today, nice start to the day with parkruns and little Goose's swimming lessons. Now I ve tee'd up a last minute tee time so I ll spend the afternoon playing golf. Before dinner and drinks with good people tonight. Just need to hit 40 Stableford points so I can brag over beers tonight.

And here I am finishing up some work that didn't get finished by 7pm Friday night.

 

[Hate]

Probably. I generally hate most people.

Can we get a list of some names? I know I won't be on it...

 

[Barrybran]

Can we get a list of some names? I know I won't be on it...

George
Harry
Kyle
Adam
Brent
Zack
Quenton
Geoffrey
Bob

 

[Ned Ryerson]

George
Harry
Kyle
Adam
Brent
Zack
Quenton
Geoffrey
Bob

Quenton has his moments I think.

 

[omgfridge]

Most Beer is disgusting sorry guys

I'll forgive you for this as you're like 12.

 

[omgfridge]

I was just beginning to warm up to you Ned

HSP without chilli sauce isn't a HSP

 

[GWS Goose]

It's all coming up Goose today, nice start to the day with parkruns and little Goose's swimming lessons. Now I ve tee'd up a last minute tee time so I ll spend the afternoon playing golf. Before dinner and drinks with good people tonight. Just need to hit 40 Stableford points so I can brag over beers tonight.

I actually did exactly that!
It was a stroke event, but I had 4 under my handicap, the equivalent of 40 points, won my grade scratch and net. Outstanding bragging rights.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

I actually did exactly that!
It was a stroke event, but I had 4 under my handicap, the equivalent of 40 points, won my grade scratch and net. Outstanding bragging rights.

Augurs well for tomorrow! Goose on a roll!

 

[Ned Ryerson]

HSP without chilli sauce isn't a HSP

Maybe it’s a Kosher Snack Pack instead?

 

[Riviat]

I'll stick to my normal over sized stuffed kebabs! Hsps are for when I'm really drunk

 

[StFly]

I just want to state, you know, not being able to drink alcohol due to health concerns for almost 18 years, even if I was a bourbon into whiskey guy and screw beer as tasteless piss; you do you.

Still prefer a souva to a kebab tho, NGL. MMM sauce.