Official Match Thread Season 31 Round 5: East Side Hawks vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie

[FootyGuy13]

Agent93 The Filth Wizard Big game today, huge. It's gonna be popping off starting 4:30pm AEDT (4:00pm ACDT, 2:30pm AWST, I think 5:30am London time but Chippy should be asleep at that time.

 

[grumbleguts]

Poem is emo with a p

I got myself some emo lawn seed. It's great. You don't have to mow it, it cuts itself.

 

[grumbleguts]

Agent93 The Filth Wizard Big game today, huge. It's gonna be popping off starting 4:30pm AEDT (4:00pm ACDT, 2:30pm AWST, I think 5:30am London time but Chippy should be asleep at that time.

Where the f*ck is brisbane time?

 

[por_please_ya]

Where the f*ck is brisbane time?

3.30pm backwards state time.

 

[grumbleguts]

3.30pm backwards state time.

Almost. It's 3:30 pm 07/03/1954

 

[GreyCrow]

Let's go Royals

The run home starts today

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Let's go Royals

The run home starts today

Buy the club a ****ing bus mate, can't expect the boys to run out a full game and then also run home. Especially after the sure beating they're about to endure

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Good luck teams. I've been basically couch/bedridden all week so if I get on to a bag of goals the Hawks FB needs to delist themselves.

 

[GreyCrow]

Buy the club a ******* bus mate, can't expect the boys to run out a full game and then also run home. Especially after the sure beating they're about to endure

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[PhenomenalV1]

Good luck teams. I've been basically couch/bedridden all week so if I get on to a bag of goals the Hawks FB needs to delist themselves.

Oof, have fun Shermy.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Oof, have fun Shermy.

I think old Shermy gave me a lesson last time, although we were catching up.

 

[PMBangers]

I'm ready to give Marlowe a sensual and careful bath, then I'll play on him, then we'll have a shower

 

[PhenomenalV1]

First time at full-forward since the Season 27 1st Elimination Final. Been a while, let's see what I can do!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

First time at full-forward since the Season 27 1st Elimination Final. Been a while, let's see what I can do!

You ever played on Blacky before?

We've been flogging him all week for letting fitzroybowiedog look good at FF. He's keen for this one, vow of silence in the lead up.

 

[SM]

I mean it's terrible per say, but it certainly is $12 overpriced for a $14 pint.

Best mass-produced lager from these parts is Asahi.

I was just going to say, Asahi is much better.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

You ever played on Blacky before?

I don't believe so.

We've been flogging him all week for letting fitzroybowiedog look good at FF. He's keen for this one, vow of silence in the lead up.

I repeat; oof. How many have you kicked on him in intra-club training matches?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I repeat; oof. How many have you kicked on him in intra-club training matches?

Hard to take too many marks when you're holding hands.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ESH v GCR

                       GCR
larrikin                    Shermy                   NinjaSwan
Gadzorks                    The Filth Wizard         NTRabbit

Agent93                     eth-dog                  andleanback
Ulahoopski                  CakeEater                Easty

SM                          Biggie                   por_please_ya
grumbleguts                 spookism                 ShaunDuggan

Zoops                       Golumless                Drunkgoliath
Smartys Power               brahj                    MrPremiership

11kgm                       PhenomenalV1             Itsmyshow
Danger in Texas             Blacky                   Noobz0r
                            ESH

ESH Foll : Hate, PMBangers, Chipmunk
GCR Foll : GreyCrow, Marlowe, nahnah

ESH INT : TY24, Milera2Betts
GCR INT : The acurate one, Paddles_

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
East Side Hawks: <none>
Gold City Royals: <none>

Round 05, Conditions for this match - WARM

 

[FootyGuy13]

1 : 0 {C} - Hate too strong at the bounce.
1 : .1 {rW} - Chipmunk breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .13 {rW} - SM crunched by grumbleguts! SM very slow to get up.
1 : .18 {lW} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
1 : .22 {C} - No-look handpass to spookism.
1 : .26 {C} - spookism attacks the goalface.
1 : .3 {C} - Runs in - oh he should have steadied there.
East Side Hawks : 0.0.0
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1
1 : .38 {FB} - larrikin has possession.
1 : .42 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to NinjaSwan.
1 : .46 {CHB} - A kick in the general direction of eth-dog.
1 : .51 {CHB} - eth-dog outbodies CakeEater and takes an easy mark in the end.
1 : .55 {CHB} - The ball is now with eth-dog.
1 : .59 {rW} - That kick is a real floater.
1 : 1.03 {rW} - SM gets too far under the ball.
1 : 1.07 {lW} - grumbleguts signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 1.12 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to nahnah.
1 : 1.15 {rW} - He elects to use ShaunDuggan and kicks in that direction.
1 : 1.19 {rW} - ShaunDuggan sticks out a sticky duke and it sticks.
1 : 1.23 {rW} - ShaunDuggan has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.28 {rW} - ShaunDuggan has time to take a bounce.
1 : 1.32 {rW} - Draws a man and then with hands to nahnah.
1 : 1.36 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 1.4 {C} - I can't believe spookism held on to that. What a mark.
1 : 1.44 {C} - spookism slowing down the play.
1 : 1.48 {lW} - He involves grumbleguts in the play.
1 : 1.54 {lW} - Quick hands to nahnah.
1 : 1.57 {lW} - Almost a throw to grumbleguts.
1 : 2.01 {rW} - Handballs over the top to ShaunDuggan.
1 : 2.07 {rW} - Huge handpass to Marlowe. As good as a kick.
1 : 2.11 {lHFF} - He kicks to a contest.
1 : 2.15 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 2.19 {lHBF} - andleanback has it.
1 : 2.24 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 2.28 {lW} - andleanback touches the ball to the ground.
1 : 2.31 {lW} - andleanback is still looking for options and takes another.
1 : 2.35 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 2.4 {C} - But spookism is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 2.44 {C} - spookism has possession.
1 : 2.48 {CHF} - Flicks it to nahnah.
1 : 2.52 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to CakeEater.
1 : 2.56 {C} - Long handpass to the running GreyCrow.
1 : 3.01 {C} - Crunching tackle by Chipmunk.
1 : 3.05 {rW} - SM slowing down the play.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - A long looping handpass to Chipmunk.
1 : 3.13 {rW} - Chipmunk bounces the ball.
1 : 3.17 {rHBF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.21 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 3.25 {C} - That kick made it so easy for Biggie.
1 : 3.3 {C} - Biggie with the ball now.
1 : 3.33 - <<< Milera2Betts is coming on to replace larrikin >>>
1 : 3.42 {C} - So Biggie ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 3.46 - <<< Paddles_ is coming on to replace Ulahoopski >>>
1 : 3.54 {C} - Biggie has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4 {rW} - He tries to find SM with a chip pass.
1 : 4.03 {rW} - Spoilt by grumbleguts.
1 : 4.07 {rW} - SM weaves through the congestion.
1 : 4.13 {lHFF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 4.17 {lHFF} - MrPremiership will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 4.21 {CHB} - Now brahj has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.25 {lHBF} - Finds Smartys Power with a handball.
1 : 4.29 {lHBF} - Zoops applies the tackle on Smartys Power.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Zoops with the ball now.
1 : 4.37 {rHFF} - Zoops blazes away at goal.
1 : 4.41 {rHFF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Zoops.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.1.1
1 : 4.46 {C} - GreyCrow gets the ball down.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - Marlowe through heavy traffic.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Marlowe.
1 : 6.16 {C} - Biggie has possession.
1 : 6.16 {lW} - He gets a handpass to por_please_ya.
1 : 6.16 {lW} - Huge bump by ShaunDuggan on por_please_ya.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - ShaunDuggan picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - A quick handpass to nahnah.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - Passes to Marlowe by hand.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - GreyCrow on the end of this.
1 : 6.16 {rW} - GreyCrow sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
1 : 6.16 {rHFF} - GreyCrow's taken another bounce.
1 : 6.16 {FF} - The Filth Wizard trying to offer a lead.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - The Filth Wizard gets too far under the ball.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - The Filth Wizard takes them on.
1 : 6.18 - <<< The acurate one is coming on to replace MrPremiership >>>
1 : 6.18 {FF} - The Filth Wizard with all the time in the world.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - The Filth Wizard may even have goaled.
1 : 6.18 {FF} - Shermy slaps it through for a behind.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 0.2.2
1 : 6.18 {FB} - NinjaSwan looks downfield.
1 : 6.22 {rHBF} - A worm burner to Agent93.
1 : 6.26 {rHBF} - Agent93 is the target but he's outplayed by Paddles_.
1 : 6.31 {lHFF} - Paddles_ has it.
1 : 6.35 {lHFF} - Paddles_ from just outside the fifty ...
1 : 6.39 {lHFF} - That takes Paddles_'s goal tally to 1.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 1.2.8
1 : 6.45 {C} - Hate palms the ball down.
1 : 6.51 {lW} - PMBangers has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 6.55 {lW} - A quick handpass to Hate.
1 : 7 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Chipmunk.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - Off the side of the boot - and out on the full.
1 : 7.08 {rW} - ShaunDuggan looks downfield.
1 : 7.12 {rW} - Handpasses to nahnah.
1 : 7.16 {rW} - Round the neck decision - free kick to Hate.
1 : 7.2 {lW} - por_please_ya signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 7.24 {C} - Finds Biggie with a handball.
1 : 7.28 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 7.33 {rW} - SM is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 7.37 {rW} - A bit of space for SM to utilise.
1 : 7.41 {lHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to Drunkgoliath.
1 : 7.45 {lHFF} - Drunkgoliath is outmarked by The acurate one.
1 : 7.49 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking The acurate one.
1 : 7.53 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Smartys Power.
1 : 7.57 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but The acurate one is up to the challenge.
1 : 8.01 {C} - spookism and Biggie jostle for position.
1 : 8.06 {C} - spookism appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 8.11 {C} - Biggie fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 8.14 {lW} - A wild kick laterally towards por_please_ya.
1 : 8.18 {lW} - por_please_ya can't mark. ShaunDuggan can.
1 : 8.24 {rW} - ShaunDuggan slowing down the play.
1 : 8.28 {lHFF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
1 : 8.32 {lHFF} - Paddles_ marks easily.
1 : 8.36 {lHFF} - Paddles_ takes off.
1 : 8.4 {rHFF} - Easty screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
1 : 8.45 {rHFF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by andleanback.
1 : 8.49 {lHBF} - The ball is now with andleanback.
1 : 8.53 {lHBF} - andleanback nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 8.56 {C} - Long raking kick in the direction of Biggie.
1 : 9.01 {C} - Biggie takes a pearler.
1 : 9.05 {C} - Biggie wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 9.09 {rW} - No-look handpass to SM.
1 : 9.13 {CHF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 9.18 {CHF} - Top mark brahj.
1 : 9.22 {CHB} - brahj slowing down the play.
1 : 9.26 {rHBF} - The acurate one on the end of this.
1 : 9.3 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 9.34 {rW} - Marlowe dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 9.38 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to Easty.
1 : 9.42 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to nahnah.
1 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Hate nearly lost his fingers to a wayward nahnah kick.
1 : 9.51 {lHBF} - With the ball is andleanback.
1 : 9.55 {rW} - A measured kick in the direction of SM.
1 : 9.59 {rW} - SM outbodies grumbleguts and takes an easy mark in the end.
1 : 10.03 {rW} - SM has it.
1 : 10.07 {CHF} - Searching pass in the direction of Golumless.
1 : 10.13 {CHF} - Golumless pushes off and take a gutsy diving mark.
1 : 10.15 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Golumless.
1 : 10.19 {lFP} - Kicks to a contest - Itsmyshow looks to get to thre front.
1 : 10.23 {lFP} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 10.3 {FB} - Blacky sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.34 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to nahnah.
1 : 10.38 {FB} - Gives the ball to Blacky.
1 : 10.42 {rHBF} - He sends the ball to The acurate one.
1 : 10.46 {rHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 10.5 {lHFF} - So Drunkgoliath ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 10.54 {lHFF} - The acurate one drags Drunkgoliath down beautifully.
1 : 10.58 {rHBF} - The acurate one takes off.
1 : 11.03 {rHBF} - GreyCrow on the end of this.
1 : 11.07 {lW} - A measured kick to grumbleguts.
1 : 11.11 {lW} - grumbleguts!!! SM is going to be feeling that one for a while.
1 : 11.15 {lW} - grumbleguts looking for a lead.
1 : 11.19 - <<< larrikin is coming on to replace NinjaSwan >>>
1 : 11.27 {lW} - The ball is now with grumbleguts.
1 : 11.31 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 11.36 {CHF} - He sees a lead by CakeEater and kicks in that direction.
1 : 11.4 {CHF} - The ball drops short of CakeEater.
1 : 11.44 {CHB} - So eth-dog ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.48 {CHB} - A poor handpass but PMBangers is up to the challenge.
1 : 11.52 {CHB} - PMBangers bounces the ball.
1 : 11.56 {CHB} - An underground handpass to eth-dog.
1 : 12 {lHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards andleanback.
1 : 12.04 {lHBF} - Easty is in the way and will mark.
1 : 12.08 {rHFF} - Easty wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 12.13 {rHFF} - Easty dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 12.19 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
1 : 12.21 {FF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 12.25 {FF} - The bounce favours The Filth Wizard and he is off and running.
1 : 12.3 {FF} - This could be a goal to The Filth Wizard.

 

[FootyGuy13]

1 : 12.36 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 2.2.14
1 : 12.4 {C} - GreyCrow waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 12.48 {lW} - por_please_ya hits the ground running.
1 : 12.52 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to Chipmunk.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - A hospital kick.
1 : 13 {rHFF} - Zoops has surprised even himself by taking the mark.
1 : 13.04 {rHFF} - With the ball is Zoops.
1 : 13.08 {rHFF} - Zoops crunched by Smartys Power! Zoops very slow to get up.
1 : 13.12 {lHBF} - Smartys Power threads his way through traffic.
1 : 13.16 {rHBF} - He elects to use The acurate one and kicks in that direction.
1 : 13.21 {rHBF} - But Drunkgoliath is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 13.25 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking Drunkgoliath.
1 : 13.29 {CHF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 13.33 {CHF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 13.37 {CHB} - Not enough pressure on brahj.
1 : 13.41 {lHBF} - A quick handpass to Smartys Power.
1 : 13.45 {C} - A measured kick to spookism.
1 : 13.49 {C} - The ball drops short of spookism.
1 : 13.53 {C} - spookism hits the ground running.
1 : 13.58 {C} - Hands it off to nahnah.
1 : 14.02 {C} - Crackerjack bump by Hate on nahnah.
1 : 14.06 {C} - Not enough pressure on Biggie.
1 : 14.1 {rW} - He tries to find SM with a chip pass.
1 : 14.14 {rW} - grumbleguts drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 14.18 {lW} - grumbleguts picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 14.24 {lW} - He's brought down by SM.
1 : 14.26 {rW} - SM with a little space.
1 : 14.31 {lW} - He tries to find por_please_ya with a chip pass.
1 : 14.37 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 14.41 {lW} - The ball is now with por_please_ya.
1 : 14.45 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Chipmunk.
1 : 14.49 {CHF} - Pumps it long for Golumless.
1 : 14.53 {CHF} - Golumless too strong for brahj.
1 : 14.58 {CHF} - So Golumless ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 15.01 {lFP} - He sends the ball to Itsmyshow.
1 : 15.06 {lFP} - Horrific choice of kick and Noobz0r will mark unopposed.
1 : 15.1 {rBP} - Nobody's checking Noobz0r.
1 : 15.14 {rBP} - Quick hands to Marlowe.
1 : 15.18 {lHBF} - Smartys Power trying to offer a lead.
1 : 15.22 {lHBF} - Taking the mark is Smartys Power who's form looks good today.
1 : 15.26 {lHBF} - The ball is now with Smartys Power.
1 : 15.31 {rHBF} - Gives the ball to The acurate one.
1 : 15.35 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
1 : 15.38 {lW} - grumbleguts gets too far under the ball.
1 : 15.43 {lW} - Not enough pressure on grumbleguts.
1 : 15.47 {lW} - grumbleguts bounces the ball.
1 : 15.51 {CHF} - He rewards the CakeEater lead.
1 : 15.55 {CHF} - CakeEater and eth-dog both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 16 {CHF} - CakeEater has a paddock.
1 : 16.03 {CHF} - Finds nahnah with a handball.
1 : 16.07 {CHF} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 16.12 {CHF} - Huge handpass to GreyCrow. As good as a kick.
1 : 16.16 {CHF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Easty receives his handpass.
1 : 16.24 {rHFF} - Easty has a bounce.
1 : 16.3 {CHF} - Finds CakeEater with a handball.
1 : 16.32 {CHF} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
1 : 16.37 {CHF} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 1.0.6
Gold City Royals : 3.2.20
1 : 16.43 {C} - GreyCrow too strong at the bounce.
1 : 16.51 {lW} - Quality gather by grumbleguts.
1 : 16.55 {lW} - grumbleguts takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 16.59 {lW} - Huge handpass to nahnah. As good as a kick.
1 : 17.03 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to Marlowe.
1 : 17.07 {lW} - Almost a throw to grumbleguts.
1 : 17.12 {lW} - nahnah receives his handpass.
1 : 17.16 {C} - Passes to spookism by hand.
1 : 17.19 {C} - Handpasses to nahnah.
1 : 17.23 {C} - Great bump by Hate. nahnah has not moved.
1 : 17.28 {C} - Now Biggie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 17.32 {lHFF} - Drunkgoliath presents.
1 : 17.36 {lHFF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 17.4 {lHFF} - Its hard and tough but Drunkgoliath wins possession.
1 : 17.45 {rW} - Flicks it to SM.
1 : 17.49 {rW} - SM has a bounce.
1 : 17.53 {rHFF} - He has another one.
1 : 17.57 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 18.01 {FF} - Blacky rises over the pack majestically.
1 : 18.05 {rBP} - Noobz0r turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 18.09 {rBP} - Itsmyshow nearly lost his fingers to a wayward Noobz0r kick.
1 : 18.13 {lFP} - Itsmyshow to send the ball forward.
1 : 18.17 {lFP} - Itsmyshow has a bounce.
1 : 18.21 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
1 : 18.25 {lFP} - Unconvincing kicking style from Itsmyshow and just one point results.
East Side Hawks : 1.1.7
Gold City Royals : 3.2.20
1 : 18.36 {FB} - Danger in Texas looks downfield.
1 : 18.38 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 18.42 {rBP} - But Itsmyshow is standing in the way and marks.
1 : 18.48 {FF} - So PhenomenalV1 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 18.52 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
1 : 18.57 {FF} - Hard work pays off for PhenomenalV1. It pays six points.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 3.2.20
1 : 19.01 {C} - Hate wins the hitout.
1 : 19.09 {C} - Biggie weaves through the congestion.
1 : 19.13 {C} - Quick hands to Chipmunk.
1 : 19.17 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Drunkgoliath.
1 : 19.21 {lHFF} - The acurate one plants a foot on Drunkgoliath's neck and takes a screamer.
1 : 19.25 {rHBF} - Who wants it? The acurate one does. Great stuff.
1 : 19.3 - <<< TY24 is coming on to replace Milera2Betts >>>
1 : 19.38 {rHBF} - The acurate one has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 19.42 {C} - He gets a handpass to spookism.
1 : 19.46 {CHF} - Handpasses to GreyCrow.
1 : 19.5 {CHF} - GreyCrow dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 19.54 {FF} - That kick makes it hard for The Filth Wizard.
1 : 19.58 {FF} - The ball spills free.
1 : 20.02 {FF} - The Filth Wizard threads his way through traffic.
1 : 20.07 {FF} - The Filth Wizard trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 20.11 {FF} - It's a goal to The Filth Wizard.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 4.2.26
1 : 20.15 {C} - GreyCrow waits and wins the hitout.
1 : 20.23 {rW} - ShaunDuggan looking for a lead.
1 : 20.27 - <<< NinjaSwan is coming on to replace larrikin >>>
1 : 20.36 {rW} - ShaunDuggan with all the time in the world.
1 : 20.42 {lHFF} - He kicks long and low.
1 : 20.44 {lHFF} - Paddles_ spills the mark.
1 : 20.48 {lHBF} - The ball is now with andleanback.
1 : 20.54 {C} - Kicks to a contest - Biggie looks to get to thre front.
1 : 20.58 {C} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
1 : 21.02 {rW} - ShaunDuggan hits the ground running.
1 : 21.06 - <<< Milera2Betts is coming on to replace TY24 >>>
1 : 21.15 {rW} - ShaunDuggan looking for a lead.
1 : 21.19 {rW} - That's a massive kick from ShaunDuggan.
1 : 21.23 {rW} - It's bending baaaaaaack. What a goal from ShaunDuggan.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 5.2.32
1 : 21.27 {C} - GreyCrow wins the hitout unopposed.
1 : 21.35 {rW} - ShaunDuggan takes them on.
1 : 21.39 {lHFF} - A kick in the general direction of Paddles_.
1 : 21.43 {lHFF} - Running back with the flight of the ball is Paddles_! Brave mark.
1 : 21.47 {lHFF} - Paddles_ slowing down the play.
1 : 21.52 {rFP} - He kicks towards NTRabbit and NinjaSwan.
1 : 21.56 {rFP} - He can't hold it.
1 : 22 {lBP} - NinjaSwan takes off.
1 : 22.04 {rBP} - Milera2Betts runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 22.08 {lBP} - He transfers play using NinjaSwan.
1 : 22.12 {lBP} - NinjaSwan and NTRabbit both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 22.16 {rFP} - So NTRabbit ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 22.21 {rFP} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 22.25 {rFP} - Starts right - a stays right. One behind.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 5.3.33
1 : 22.32 {FB} - NinjaSwan has it.
1 : 22.37 {lHBF} - He handpasses to andleanback.
1 : 22.43 {lHBF} - andleanback has a bounce.
1 : 22.45 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to eth-dog.
1 : 22.49 {lW} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of por_please_ya.
1 : 22.53 {lW} - por_please_ya takes a pearler.
1 : 23 {lW} - por_please_ya to send the ball forward.
1 : 23.04 {rHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
1 : 23.08 {rHFF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to Smartys Power.
1 : 23.12 {lHBF} - Smartys Power signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 23.16 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for ShaunDuggan.
1 : 23.2 {rW} - No mark taken as ShaunDuggan and por_please_ya wrestle for position.
1 : 23.24 {rW} - ShaunDuggan turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 23.28 {lW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
1 : 23.32 {lW} - No mark taken as grumbleguts and SM wrestle for position.
1 : 23.37 {lW} - grumbleguts hits the ground running.
1 : 23.41 {lW} - grumbleguts takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 23.45 {lHFF} - He takes another.
1 : 23.49 {lHFF} - Great tackle by Agent93.
1 : 23.53 {lHBF} - andleanback signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 23.57 {lHBF} - Hate receives his handpass.
1 : 24.01 {C} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Biggie.
1 : 24.06 {C} - spookism upset the marking attempt by Biggie.
1 : 24.1 {C} - Biggie is now off and running.
1 : 24.14 {rW} - Gives the ball to SM.
1 : 24.18 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to Hate.
1 : 24.22 {CHF} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 24.26 {CHF} - The umpire calls play on.
1 : 24.3 {CHB} - Its hard and tough but brahj wins possession.
1 : 24.34 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Smartys Power was well placed to clean up.
1 : 24.38 {rW} - An underground handpass to ShaunDuggan.
1 : 24.43 {rW} - Handpass to space. Marlowe runs onto it.
1 : 24.49 {rW} - At least fifty-five metres out.
1 : 24.51 {rW} - The umpires consult and decide that one shaved the post.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 5.4.34
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 5.4.34
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[PMBangers]

Ruck Rover that gets 2 touches a quarter, good stuff

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Good start Royals. Required start.

 

[Marlowe]

Hello.

 

[FootyGuy13]

2 : 25 {C} - Hate gets the ball down.
2 : .1 {lW} - grumbleguts picks it up on the bounce.
2 : .13 {lW} - Someone call an ambulance for grumbleguts. SM lined him up and did the job well.
2 : .18 {rW} - SM picks it up on the bounce.
2 : .22 {lHFF} - He kicks towards Drunkgoliath and The acurate one.
2 : .26 {lHFF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of The acurate one.
2 : .3 {rHBF} - The acurate one wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : .34 {CHB} - Handpass over the shoulder to brahj.
2 : .38 {rHBF} - Hands it off to The acurate one.
2 : .42 {lHBF} - Finds Smartys Power with a handball.
2 : .46 {rW} - He sees a lead by ShaunDuggan and kicks in that direction.
2 : .51 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : .55 {rW} - ShaunDuggan slowing down the play.
2 : .59 {rW} - What a tackle by por_please_ya.
2 : 1.03 {lW} - por_please_ya weaves through the congestion.
2 : 1.07 {lW} - por_please_ya takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 1.12 {lW} - A poor handpass but PMBangers is up to the challenge.
2 : 1.15 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards Golumless.
2 : 1.19 {CHF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 1.23 {rHBF} - The acurate one hits the ground running.
2 : 1.28 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to GreyCrow.
2 : 1.32 {lW} - grumbleguts takes off on a lead.
2 : 1.36 {lW} - Man in front will be paid this mark - that's grumbleguts.
2 : 1.4 {lW} - grumbleguts slowing down the play.
2 : 1.44 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 1.48 {lW} - Handpasses to GreyCrow.
2 : 1.54 {lW} - Passes to Marlowe by hand.
2 : 1.57 {rHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 2.01 {rHFF} - andleanback gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 2.07 {CHB} - eth-dog looks downfield.
2 : 2.11 {CHB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 2.15 {CHB} - Great tackle on eth-dog.
2 : 2.19 {CHF} - CakeEater to send the ball forward.
2 : 2.24 {rHFF} - He involves Easty in the play.
2 : 2.28 {rHFF} - He involves nahnah in the play.
2 : 2.31 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to CakeEater.
2 : 2.35 {CHF} - Flicks it to GreyCrow.
2 : 2.4 {CHF} - Huge handpass to Marlowe. As good as a kick.
2 : 2.44 {CHF} - PMBangers monsters Marlowe.
2 : 2.48 {CHB} - eth-dog wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 2.52 {lW} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 2.56 {lW} - ShaunDuggan rises over the pack majestically.
2 : 3.01 {rW} - ShaunDuggan with the ball now.
2 : 3.05 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Marlowe.
2 : 3.09 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Easty.
2 : 3.13 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 3.17 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
2 : 3.21 {FF} - The Filth Wizard is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
2 : 3.25 {FF} - Taking the ball is The Filth Wizard.
2 : 3.3 {FF} - The Filth Wizard walks into goal.
2 : 3.33 {FF} - And its straight through the middle.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 6.4.40
2 : 3.37 {C} - Hate palms the ball down.
2 : 3.46 {C} - Now Biggie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 3.5 {C} - A quick handpass to Chipmunk.
2 : 3.54 {C} - Handpasses to PMBangers.
2 : 4 {C} - PMBangers kicks straight into the solarplexis of Marlowe.
2 : 4.03 {C} - spookism takes them on.
2 : 4.07 {C} - Handpass to space. GreyCrow runs onto it.
2 : 4.13 {C} - Huge bump by Chipmunk on GreyCrow.
2 : 4.17 {C} - Biggie looking for a lead.
2 : 4.21 {lHFF} - Boots the ball toward Drunkgoliath.
2 : 4.25 {lHFF} - Up goes Drunkgoliath.
2 : 4.29 {lHFF} - Drunkgoliath slowing down the play.
2 : 4.33 {lHFF} - Crackerjack bump by The acurate one on Drunkgoliath.
2 : 4.37 {CHB} - brahj assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 4.41 {CHB} - Finds nahnah with a handball.
2 : 4.46 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards The acurate one.
2 : 4.49 {rHBF} - The acurate one can't mark but is able to control it.
2 : 4.54 {rHBF} - The acurate one slowing down the play.
2 : 4.58 {lHBF} - He kicks sideways towards Smartys Power.
2 : 5.02 {lHBF} - Smartys Power and Zoops both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 5.06 {lHBF} - Smartys Power with the ball now.
2 : 5.1 {lW} - grumbleguts on the end of this.
2 : 5.15 {lW} - That must have been a push-out.
2 : 5.19 {rW} - SM has possession.
2 : 5.23 {rW} - Handballs to Hate.
2 : 5.26 {rW} - Long handpass to the running PMBangers.
2 : 5.31 {CHF} - A kick in the general direction of Golumless.
2 : 5.35 {CHF} - Golumless appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
2 : 5.39 {CHB} - brahj sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 5.43 {CHB} - Golumless sews brahj up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 5.48 {CHF} - Golumless has possession.
2 : 5.51 {rHFF} - A short kick to Zoops.
2 : 5.55 {rHFF} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to Zoops.
2 : 6 {rHFF} - Zoops sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 6.06 {lHFF} - He tries to find Drunkgoliath with a chip pass.
2 : 6.08 {lHFF} - Nice grab by Drunkgoliath.
2 : 6.12 {lHFF} - Now Drunkgoliath has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.18 {lHFF} - Drunkgoliath has a bounce.
2 : 6.22 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to PMBangers.
2 : 6.26 {lHFF} - Crackerjack bump by Marlowe on PMBangers.
2 : 6.31 {rHBF} - With the ball is The acurate one.
2 : 6.35 {rHBF} - The acurate one takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Smartys Power under pressure.
2 : 6.43 {C} - spookism calls for it.
2 : 6.47 {C} - Edge out? Umpire doesn't think so. Mark to spookism.
2 : 6.51 {C} - spookism looking for a lead.
2 : 6.55 {C} - He gets a handpass to nahnah.
2 : 7 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
2 : 7.04 {C} - nahnah seems to like his chances ....
2 : 7.08 {C} - Sails through the big sticks for number 1.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 7.4.46
2 : 7.12 {C} - Hate too strong at the bounce.
2 : 7.2 {rW} - SM breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 7.24 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to por_please_ya.
2 : 7.28 {lW} - ShaunDuggan has been held out of the contest - the whistle has gone.
2 : 7.33 {rW} - ShaunDuggan with the ball now.
2 : 7.37 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Paddles_.
2 : 7.41 {rHFF} - Hands it off to Easty.
2 : 7.45 {lHFF} - Paddles_ on the end of this.
2 : 7.49 {CHF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 7.53 {CHF} - eth-dog rises over the pack majestically.
2 : 7.57 {CHB} - eth-dog wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 8.01 {CHB} - That's a fantasic tackle by CakeEater.
2 : 8.06 {lHFF} - Paddles_ signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 8.11 {FF} - He involves The Filth Wizard in the play.
2 : 8.14 {FF} - But he interfered with his opponent there.
2 : 8.18 {rBP} - Milera2Betts has possession.
2 : 8.24 {rBP} - Gadzorks applies the tackle.
2 : 8.28 {lFP} - Gadzorks has it.
2 : 8.32 {lFP} - This should be a goal to Gadzorks.
2 : 8.36 {lFP} - Wayward shot at goal by Gadzorks. One behind.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 7.5.47
2 : 8.45 {FB} - Milera2Betts sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 8.49 {FB} - Huge handpass to Hate. As good as a kick.
2 : 8.53 {lHBF} - A hospital kick.
2 : 8.56 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 9.01 {lHBF} - andleanback tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 9.05 {rHBF} - Sees Agent93 out of the corner of his eye.
2 : 9.09 {rHBF} - Agent93 is outmarked by Paddles_.
2 : 9.13 {CHF} - CakeEater looking for a lead.
2 : 9.18 {CHF} - Passes to GreyCrow by hand.
2 : 9.22 {CHF} - Marlowe runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 9.26 {FF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 9.3 {FF} - The ball drops short of The Filth Wizard.
2 : 9.34 {FF} - Taking the ball is The Filth Wizard.
2 : 9.38 {FF} - A quick snap from The Filth Wizard.
2 : 9.42 {FF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 8.5.53
2 : 9.46 {C} - Long tap from Hate.
2 : 9.55 {rW} - ShaunDuggan does some crumbing and is away.
2 : 9.59 {rW} - No-one on the mark! ShaunDuggan takes off and kicks long at goal.
2 : 10.03 {rW} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
East Side Hawks : 2.1.13
Gold City Royals : 9.5.59
2 : 10.07 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
2 : 10.15 {rW} - Marlowe through heavy traffic.
2 : 10.19 {CHF} - Long raking kick in the direction of CakeEater.
2 : 10.23 {CHF} - Over the head of CakeEater.
2 : 10.3 {CHB} - Running with the ball is eth-dog.
2 : 10.34 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to Chipmunk.
2 : 10.38 {rHBF} - He tries to find Agent93 with a chip pass.
2 : 10.42 {rHBF} - Agent93 traps the ball beautifully.
2 : 10.46 {rHBF} - Agent93 looks downfield.
2 : 10.5 {rHBF} - Agent93 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
2 : 10.54 {lHBF} - andleanback screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 10.58 {lHBF} - No mark taken as andleanback and Easty wrestle for position.
2 : 11.03 {lHBF} - andleanback assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 11.07 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running Hate.
2 : 11.11 {CHB} - Huge handpass to eth-dog. As good as a kick.
2 : 11.15 {CHB} - eth-dog sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 11.19 {rHBF} - A quick handpass to Agent93.
2 : 11.23 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Chipmunk.
2 : 11.27 {rHBF} - Great bump by GreyCrow. Chipmunk has not moved.
2 : 11.31 {lHFF} - Paddles_ with the ball now.
2 : 11.36 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily GreyCrow was well placed to clean up.
2 : 11.4 {lHFF} - Gives the ball to Paddles_.
2 : 11.44 {lHFF} - Paddles_ bounces the ball.
2 : 11.48 {lHFF} - A pretty obvious push in the back by Paddles_.
2 : 11.52 {rHBF} - Agent93 to send the ball forward.
2 : 11.56 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Chipmunk.
2 : 12 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 12.04 {C} - Ohhh. Biggie runs back with the flight of the ball and nearly gets cleaned up.
2 : 12.08 {C} - With the ball is Biggie.
2 : 12.13 {lHFF} - A measured kick to Drunkgoliath.
2 : 12.19 {lHFF} - Drunkgoliath and The acurate one both holding each other. No mark.
2 : 12.21 {rHBF} - So The acurate one ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 12.25 {rHBF} - The acurate one disposed of the ball illegally - and he'll lose it.

 

[Marlowe]

2 : 2.44 {CHF} - PMBangers monsters Marlowe.

2 : 4 {C} - PMBangers kicks straight into the solarplexisof Marlowe.

Is he coming on to me?