Official Match Thread Season 32 First Preliminary Final - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair (MOTR)

[Mobbs]

I am not going to reveal the design before the pre final.

Oopsy.

 

[TedDougChris]

Now you've brought me here, you're doomed. DOOMED!

Did we have another option ???

 

[Wosh]

Wosh I've set the timer at just under your house.
(for a train, not a bomb)
(just in case you freaked out)

OK

 

[Wosh]

Now you are expecting me to grasp things !!!

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When you beat us around the face and body yelling ‘IF YOU DON’T PLAY 4 QUARTERS ROYS I’LL SPEW UP’ it actually turned our season around.
So do more of that.

 

[Strigoi]

Got confused reading this.

But can confirm the Dragon's have a little to play for T2B_ Strigoi and that beautiful Bonz sluz are all young up and comers desperate to make something in this league.

 

[Wosh]

You’ll be Desperately Seeking a Hitout on Sunday.

 

[TedDougChris]

When you beat us around the face and body yelling ‘IF YOU DON’T PLAY 4 QUARTERS ROYS I’LL SPEW UP’ it actually turned our season around.
So do more of that.

I did what now ???

 

[Strigoi]

I mean between Komodo Dragons, Mountain Dragons etc, dragons aren't entirely fictional animals.

Also, they are cool.

Darn tootin’ dragons are cool.
Especially when having lunch.

 

[Mobbs]

You’ll be Desperately Seeking a Hitout on Sunday.

Wosh don't preach. Strigoi in deep caca.

 

[Strigoi]

You’ll be Desperately Seeking a Hitout on Sunday.

I’ve been on the rack for a few hours. I’m getting taller.

 

[Wosh]

Darn tootin’ dragons are cool.
Especially when having lunch.

I’ve been to Komodo Island, amazing creatures.


You guys…not so much.

 

[Strigoi]

I did what now ???

Hard-liner, eh?

 

[Mobbs]

I mean between Komodo Dragons, Mountain Dragons etc, dragons aren't entirely fictional animals.

Also, they are cool.

Isn't it Kent Hovind or some such who says they were dinosaurs.

 

[Mobbs]

I’ve been on the rack for a few hours. I’m getting taller.

I know the match is at Dragon Island but whatever. Just pretend.

 

[Strigoi]

I’ve been to Komodo Island, amazing creatures.


You guys…not so much.

You have? Cool!
They are fascinating!

As for your other comment…

 

[Wosh]

You have? Cool!
They are fascinating!

As for your other comment…

Yep long ago, before it was all controlled and touristy. We had a guide in front of us with a gun and a guide behind us with a gun. You don’t wanna mess with a Komodo once they’ve warmed up, their saliva is poison. Beautiful, majestic dinosaurs…like the Roys.

You guys are more like tapeworms

 

[Mobbs]

Yep long ago, before it was all controlled and touristy. We had a guide in front of us with a gun and a guide behind us with a gun. You don’t wanna mess with a Komodo once they’ve warmed up, their saliva is poison. Beautiful, majestic dinosaurs…like the Roys.

You guys are more like tapeworms

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I had a guide in front of me with a gun and a guide behind me with a gun. You don't wanna mess with a tapeworm once they've warmed up.

 

[Wosh]

I had a guide in front of me with a gun and a guide behind me with a gun. You don't wanna mess with a tapeworm once they've warmed up.

I heard they can cause people to poke their eyes out with a hot stick.

 

[Mobbs]

I heard they can cause people to poke their eyes out with a hot stick.

I can induce the same impulse. Let me strike a pose.

 

[Bonz]

You wish!

Nadal is team Roys

I have seen you play, and you are more like Nick Kyrgios on clay.

Actually a bit like Nick.

Skating by on pure talent and can still turn up and clown majority of the ATP on my day.

(In all seriousness my all time favourite player is Hewitt and my actual real life style is a similar baseline defence game with net approaches off a backhand slice).

 

[Bonz]

You’ll be Desperately Seeking a Hitout on Sunday.

Well after I kick a casual 6 she will have plenty of opportunities.

 

[Wosh]

Well after I kick a casual 6 she will have plenty of opportunities.

Have you met triple Fred Medallist Mooch ?

 

[Mobbs]

Well after I kick a casual 6 she will have plenty of opportunities.

Oh are you a full forward too? Sorry if I didn't notice. I was probably thrown off by how you might as well not have been.

 

[JackNah_8]

Actually a bit like Nick.

Skating by on pure talent and can still turn up and clown majority of the ATP on my day.

(In all seriousness my all time favourite player is Hewitt and my actual real life style is a similar baseline defence game with net approaches off a backhand slice).

and constantly complain to the umpire

Hewitt was ok, he played with a lot of passion (unlike Tomic and Nick)

 

[Mobbs]

and constantly complain to the umpire

Hewitt was ok, he played with a lot of passion (unlike Tomic and Nick)

Rob Parella was the best.