Official Match Thread Season 32 First Preliminary Final - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair (MOTR)

[Mobbs]

Huge game Dragons!! Massive game for the club here in a preliminary final against the Roys. We'll need to be at our best here right from the first bounce in what is sure to be a cracking contest.

Go Dragons!!

Not really much at stake as each team is already an established entity with lists full of anachronisms wallowing in each of their respective past glories. Kind of a backwater clash compared to the excitement surrounding the other prelim. It's not only possible but also dishearteningly likely that whichever team is second out of the gate will probably stumble first across the line when their opponents have run out of steam, in a disappointing meeting between two tired clubs who are each equally jaded.

Go Roys!

 

[Stoods]

Let's ****ing gooooooo!
Get fired up dragons!

Hi Roys

 

[Wosh]

Not really much at stake as each team is already an established entity with lists full of anachronisms wallowing in each of their respective past glories. Kind of a backwater clash compared to the excitement surrounding the other prelim. It's not only possible but also dishearteningly likely that whichever team is second out of the gate will probably stumble first across the line when their opponents have run out of steam, in a disappointing meeting between two tired clubs who are each equally jaded.

Go Roys!

See TedDougChris this is how you give a pep talk.

 

[Matt_352]

Roys eh? Bring it!!! LET'S GO DRAGONS!!!

 

[philreich]

Not really much at stake as each team is already an established entity with lists full of anachronisms wallowing in each of their respective past glories. Kind of a backwater clash compared to the excitement surrounding the other prelim. It's not only possible but also dishearteningly likely that whichever team is second out of the gate will probably stumble first across the line when their opponents have run out of steam, in a disappointing meeting between two tired clubs who are each equally jaded.

Go Roys!

I'm a bit more blunt than that - something like, "Win this week, or you're all sacked." Right jackster83?

 

[DJ75]

Geezuz, 9 pages before I've doffed me hat.
The Roys team looks magnificent on paper.

Shame for you that that's not where the game is played.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Shame for you that that's not where the game is played.

 

[T2B_]

Not really much at stake as each team is already an established entity with lists full of anachronisms wallowing in each of their respective past glories. Kind of a backwater clash compared to the excitement surrounding the other prelim. It's not only possible but also dishearteningly likely that whichever team is second out of the gate will probably stumble first across the line when their opponents have run out of steam, in a disappointing meeting between two tired clubs who are each equally jaded.

Go Roys!

Man, you need the Sweet F.A equivalent of Viagra.

 

[A Swallow]

Man, you need the Sweet F.A equivalent of Viagra.

He needs a cup of tea and a lie down. In fact, tea is too strong. Just a slice of lemon in some warm water.

 

[philreich]

He needs a cup of tea and a lie down. In fact, tea is too strong. Just a slice of lemon in some warm water.

At least the Viagra would stop him rolling out of bed.......

 

[TedDougChris]

See TedDougChris this is how you give a pep talk.

Sorry, you are expecting competence and leadership now ???

Broken !! I need your gif please !!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Does the Sim give any advantage to the home team?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Have the dragons considered changing their name to something better?
Why pick a fictional animal that reminds me of 'dungens and dragons' when you could chose a native animal or something related to the weather?

Perhaps 'The Numbats' which is a cross between a Tasmania tiger and yellow footed wallaby.

 

[T2B_]

At least the Viagra would stop him rolling out of bed.......

 

[Blaze Storm]

Have the dragons considered changing their name to something better?
Why pick a fictional animal that reminds me of 'dungens and dragons' when you could chose a native animal or something related to the weather?

Perhaps 'The Numbats' which is a cross between a Tasmania tiger and yellow footed wallaby.

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As opposed to that most creative and inspiring of monikers, "Roys"?

 

[Blaze Storm]

As opposed to that most creative and inspiring of monikers, "Roys"?

Not to mention the fact that "Royals" and "Roys" are etymologically identical.
Maybe we should change our names to "Kings" just to be as creative as you lot.

 

[T2B_]

Have the dragons considered changing their name to something better?
Why pick a fictional animal that reminds me of 'dungens and dragons' when you could chose a native animal or something related to the weather?

Perhaps 'The Numbats' which is a cross between a Tasmania tiger and yellow footed wallaby.

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I mean between Komodo Dragons, Mountain Dragons etc, dragons aren't entirely fictional animals.

Also, they are cool.

 

[Mobbs]

Not to mention the fact that "Royals" and "Roys" are etymologically identical.
Maybe we should change our names to "Kings" just to be as creative as you lot.

Nothing more than convergent nomenclature.

 

[T2B_]

Does the Sim give any advantage to the home team?
Asking for a friend.

No, but according to the Bombers it gives an advantage to anyone that isn't the Bombers.

 

[Bonz]

Something something wet pussy.

All I want is a Nobel ****...



Come here Stoods

 

[Bonz]

No, but according to the Bombers it gives an advantage to anyone that isn't the Bombers.

 

[jackster83]

I'm a bit more blunt than that - something like, "Win this week, or you're all sacked." Right jackster83?

Not to mention threatening to sack anyone who brings up your missed shot on goal that cost us the mat...


Oh shit, never mind.

 

[Bonz]

Not really much at stake as each team is already an established entity with lists full of anachronisms wallowing in each of their respective past glories. Kind of a backwater clash compared to the excitement surrounding the other prelim. It's not only possible but also dishearteningly likely that whichever team is second out of the gate will probably stumble first across the line when their opponents have run out of steam, in a disappointing meeting between two tired clubs who are each equally jaded.

Go Roys!

Got confused reading this.

But can confirm the Dragon's have a little to play for T2B_ Strigoi and that beautiful Bonz sluz are all young up and comers desperate to make something in this league.

 

[Bonz]

As opposed to that most creative and inspiring of monikers, "Roys"?

I think naming yourselves after a Fire Emblem character that you only know from Super Smash Brothers is a unique idea.

 

[T2B_]

Got confused reading this.

But can confirm the Dragon's have a little to play for T2B_ Strigoi and that beautiful Bonz sluz are all young up and comers desperate to make something in this league.

Not to mention BringBackTheAnchor on every day that isn't Friday