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Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie
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I’ve still got more Raspberry Jelly, yours is more interesting though 3 flavours mixed together. The stars are cute too.
tigs2010
Pick 1...
I’m going to say something I don’t say often enough, so pay attention lest it never happen again:
You’re a good man Ding
I got Cedrick, Cho, George and Queenie.
MP_
I am the devil that you forgot
You’re a cruel woman, taunting us with treats and forcing us to win to get some
MP_
I am the devil that you forgot
philreich
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through it before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I head towards the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I picked up from the postman earlier.
I decide to go through it before I wash the car.
I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, and notice that the recycling box is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the recycling paper anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in the desk in my study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the cup of coffee I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques but first I need to push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye - the flowers need water.
I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realise that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed,
The bills aren't paid,
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface,
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I'm really tired.
I realise this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....
Do me a favour. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
Mooch
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What have I missed while I've been slaving away and you lot have been loitering with intent?
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Itsmyshow
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TedDougChris sent me the Roys' team sheet out of habit. I've been sworn to secrecy but can leak he's gone the Allikat approach.
Mooch
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Welcome to the S34 Roys. Edgy. Progressive. Winning.
TedDougChris
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Pfft, as if I’m organised enough to do a team sheet in advance !!!
No one believes that !!
Dingster
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Progressive hey....
Mooch
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I think that's the right word. what are those pills menopausal women take?
Dingster
TheBrownDog
You posted your last team sheet on a Wednesday. Today is Wednesday. TDC bot discombobulated.
Dingster
TheBrownDog
I left the key to my bunker under the doormat. You best use it to game day.
Sterge
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Trying to read the match thread
I have no idea what is going on, didn't even realise we were playing some of these people
Go back and read the thread title
Wrong thread.......oops
No wonder it didn't make sense
I have no idea what is going on, didn't even realise we were playing some of these people
Go back and read the thread title
Wrong thread.......oops
No wonder it didn't make sense
TedDougChris
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Yeah, but I thought it was Thursday !! I was confused !!
Elmer_Hauser
Celtics 6-1
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JackNah_8
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Wish it was Thurs
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