Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie

[Chipmunk]

Did you hear we have won the most recent game in the Sweet FA league that was played !!! The most recent !!!

But football’s coming home.

 

[hotchilli]

No wonder they were so needy and desperate to grab Dingster - they can’t even post appropriate gifs !!!

Maybe you can lend them one?

I'll also answer for you:

 

[Dingster]

Did you hear we have won the most recent game in the Sweet FA league that was played !!! The most recent !!!

More lies from TDC bot. The most recent game in Sweet was a pre season game Wonders vs Dragons.

 

[TedDougChris]

More lies from TDC bot. The most recent game in Sweet was a pre season game Wonders vs Dragons.

They aren’t even real teams !!!

 

[Runk]

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[royboy2]

But football’s coming home.

Cricket is already home

 

[Chipmunk]

Cricket is already home

At least we don’t know any Kiwis, otherwise that would be awkward

 

[royboy2]

At least we don’t know any Kiwis, otherwise that would be awkward

Dont mention the war!

 

[eth-dog]

But football’s coming home.

Italy didn't qualify I thought?

 

[Wosh]

Despite being a premiership winning ruckman I was never a ruckman.

The backline is where I do my best work

Premiership Ruckman is as good as it gets it’s what I always wanted in my career, I’d probably retire happy on it! Proud of you
We’re hoping our Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever can do it now, and Z to get the FRED and tigs2010 to get the Mobbs.

Either that or we play shit and just have fun doing it. Either way works this season

 

[Wosh]

Wosh? Care to comment?

Cloves are very good for toothache.

 

[Wosh]

More lies from TDC bot. The most recent game in Sweet was a pre season game Wonders vs Dragons.

Just come home Ding, half a week in and you’re losing your mind already over there.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Needs more zackah posts

(Trying to earn goodwill from the big fella before Carlton inevitably choke away our so called locked in finals spot )

 

[TedDougChris]

Italy didn't qualify I thought?

 

[zackah]

Needs more zackah posts

(Trying to earn goodwill from the big fella before Carlton inevitably choke away our so called locked in finals spot )

Me when that happens

 

[Chipmunk]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

 

[Drunkgoliath]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

I will use my time on the bench to teach jmoo wan the finer points of Thumb Wars

 

[Le Grille]

Go east side

 

[jmoo wan]

I will use my time on the bench to teach jmoo wan the finer points of Thumb Wars

Rock, Paper, Scissors after?

 

[Dingster]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

#DingEthJack

eth-dog Jack The Godfather

 

[Tim Evans Beard]

Also Tim Evans Beard , time to back up that entrance (which was spot on earlier in the week)
As you can see from my new avatar, I (a 33 year old woman in real life) am up for a Beard-Off to mark the special occcasion
So bring it on

I’m in!

What are we doing?

 

[Chipmunk]

CHIPMUNK SAYS...

It's a new season! And one where we look to build on our Grand Final finish last season. We pushed to have the rematch against the Roy first up to start the season on the right footing.

Welcome to all of our new signings; Dingster , mwerps , jmoo wan , DERO , Drunkcat , The Blue Weirdo , Tim Evans Beard and sey666 . The Blue Weirdo and Tim Evans Beard are playing their first game today and we look to bring in the other two soon; we know the Eyrie crowd will roar them on.

As it's the start of the season, we'll be offering our 2 for 1 deal on Dare coffee which Phoenix players on the cup - who will you get?

Enjoy the game!

#riseup​

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

Dingster on the Peenix ? Not gonna lie, it hurts

 

[Dingster]

I’m in!

What are we doing?

Kick goals

 

[TedDougChris]

CHIPMUNK SAYS...

It's a new season! And one where we look to build on our Grand Final finish last season. We pushed to have the rematch against the Roy first up to start the season on the right footing.

Welcome to all of our new signings; Dingster , mwerps , jmoo wan , DERO , Drunkcat , The Blue Weirdo , Tim Evans Beard and sey666 . The Blue Weirdo and Tim Evans Beard are playing their first game today and we look to bring in the other two soon; we know the Eyrie crowd will roar them on.

As it's the start of the season, we'll be offering our 2 for 1 deal on Dare coffee which Phoenix players on the cup - who will you get?

Enjoy the game!

#riseup​

Are you sure you know what you are doing ????

Or did Roy beat you last year as well ?