Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie

[Mooch]

I'd blame the carrot cake.

Don't you dare blame the carrot cake.

 

[MP_]

Haii everybody. I'm new to the Roys as you well know by now. I hear we wiped the floor with you in the s33 Grand Final? Well be prepared for it to happen again.

Normally it’s the nursing home staff who do the wiping for you lot

 

[Wosh]

Haha it’s ******* stuck in my head, what a campaigner I am

No arguments here, buddy

 

[hotchilli]

Don't you dare blame the carrot cake.

Carrot cake is disgusting.

 

[Wosh]

Haii everybody. I'm new to the Roys as you well know by now. I hear we wiped the floor with you in the s33 Grand Final? Well be prepared for it to happen again.

Oooof, again!

 

[MP_]

Carrot cake is disgusting.

 

[MWPP]

Oh boy, LG already in dissaray since Dingster joined?
Not surpised tbh.

Nah, I’m quite certain it’s Chipmunk we’re supposed to be blaming anyway

And it was only earlier today that we were talking about how to kick someone. And this is only the beginning , isn’t it Chippy?

 

[Dingster]

Oh boy, LG already in dissaray since Dingster joined?
Not surpised tbh.

mwerps and por_please_ya in the same room and you blame me!

 

[Wosh]

Normally it’s the nursing home staff who do the wiping for you lot

You’re behind the times, we are the fresh sexy #babyroys now.

 

[MWPP]

mwerps and por_please_ya in the same room and you blame me!

Have you even seen us in the same room?
( Agent93 has , no wonder he chose to flee )

 

[MP_]

You’re behind the times, we are the fresh sexy #babyroys now.

But having you on the team adds 20 years to everyone else

 

[MWPP]

You’re behind the times, we are the fresh sexy #babyroys now.

If by baby you mean baby in the same way that The Child is …

 

[TedDougChris]

Who RU_?

Doo do doo do…

 

[TedDougChris]

50% of the posts are just TedDougChris and Wosh tagging me

That’s not quite true - a fair proportion we are hanging shit on you as well !!

 

[Dingster]

Doo do doo do…

da da da da that's all I've got to say to you.

 

[Wosh]

mwerps and por_please_ya in the same room and you blame me!

Understood.
At least in ours I was just a mouthy campaigner, I didn’t wave wands around and try to legilimens everyone!

 

[Kabanna]

Normally it’s the nursing home staff who do the wiping for you lot

Only the best get maids mate - if you have to do that yourself than we are clearly above you haha

 

[TedDougChris]

da da da da that's all I've got to say to you.

That’ll shorten the match thread then !!

 

[MP_]

Only the best get maids mate - if you have to do that yourself than we are clearly above you haha

I’m a clean snapper , don’t even need to wipe

 

[Wosh]

But having you on the team adds 20 years to everyone else

*Finger. Hovering. Over. Remove. Badge. Option…

 

[Sterge]

Wosh you are dangerous.

If i get to pick how i die, i choose this

 

[TedDougChris]

If i get to pick how i die, i choose this

I can’t post it - but the Death scene in Monty Python’s Meaning of Life….

This man is about to die…..

 

[Wosh]

If i get to pick how i die, i choose this

Noted.

 

[MP_]

*Finger. Hovering. Over. Remove. Badge. Option…

Noooooooooooo

 

[Dingster]

Drunkcat The Blue Weirdo sey666 Tim Evans Beard pick a drink that we shower you with when we win.