Official Match Thread Season 34 Round 1: East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie

[hotchilli]

Well you can rest easy now because now I have a belt.


Hehe I get spammed this guy's media pretty often.

Oh hey Mobbs, good evening to you sir.

 

[The Blue Weirdo]

Don't listen to him The Blue Weirdo
I apologize all the time and look at where that got me.

Relegated??

 

[GWS Goose]

GWS Goose can inform us all on the impact the Brits have had on this great country

All the Brits pillaging at least gave us the Commonwealth games, gives the opportunity for the Jamaicans to win back their Gold one race at a time. (Im not even sorry that I re-used that joke, it is too good to not to)

 

[Zevon]

Zevon and what did I tell ya - Aaron and Karlly won hehe well deserved

Yeah how good’s that!

 

[Mooch]

Just shut up and lace it out to me and we’ll get on fine. I didn’t knife Mooch in the back humbly and reluctantly agree to take Mooch’s spot at full forward to actually have to work hard for goals.

I've taught you well

Is that Clive Waterhouse? What a dead set legend, I used to love watching that guy

Is that the horse gambling guy?

Oh, I was doing the classic British thing of shoehorning in our past glories.

Did you hear we won the World Cup just 56 years ago?

 

[Mooch]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

TedDougChris I'm not sure about lining up on Itsmyshow for my first game at FB in ages. It could get pretty bad pretty quickly.




That guy just never shuts up. Have we got some decent ear plugs?

 

[TedDougChris]

TedDougChris I'm not sure about lining up on Itsmyshow for my first game at FB in ages. It could get pretty bad pretty quickly.




That guy just never shuts up. Have we got some decent ear plugs?

From my own personal collection !!



Will these do ??

 

[Mooch]

From my own personal collection !!

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Will these do ??

Do you reckon I could get two pairs?

 

[Wosh]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAMSHEET

PREMIERSHIP DEFENCE, S34 ROUND 1 VS PHOENIX

B: Aristotle Pickett - Mooch - Lore
HB: 3KZ is Football - fitzroybowiedog - _Mike_
C: Allikat - Kabanna - JackNah_8
HF: Sterge - hotchilli - royboy2
F: Elmer_Judd - Zevon - zackah

Foll: Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever - tigs2010 - Wosh

Int: RU_ - Runk​

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

 

[thewizardmelon]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

What a side! Let’s go #Wizmanakk

 

[por_please_ya]

What a side! Let’s go #Wizmanakk

Not sure that has the same energy as #mwermunkya but ok

 

[MP_]

This may just be a ruour but I’ve heard thewizardmelon has said he will allow the player who gets 3 mobbs votes to name his first child.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Relegated??

Irrelevant but highly regarded.

Also they explained to you that there is no relegation here.

 

[MP_]

Not sure that has the same energy as #mwermunkya but ok

That sounds like a new Pokémon

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

This may just be a ruour but I’ve heard thewizardmelon has said he will allow the player who gets 3 mobbs votes to name his first child.

Oh. I might force may into the mids then.

I'll start brainstorming names.

 

[thewizardmelon]

This may just be a ruour but I’ve heard thewizardmelon has said he will allow the player who gets 3 mobbs votes to name his first child.

I think the ruour is that only if the other team allows us to win and thewizardmelon gets 3 Mobbs votes, can the Roys brains trust name my firstborn.

 

[MP_]

I think the ruour is that only if the other team allows us to win and thewizardmelon gets 3 Mobbs votes, can the Roys brains trust name my firstborn.

Doesn’t seem fair to all parties involved

 

[thewizardmelon]

Doesn’t seem fair to all parties involved

Seems fair though if I want to avoid my first born being called “S33RoysPremiers Melon”

 

[TedDougChris]

Seems fair though if I want to avoid my first born being called “S33RoysPremiers Melon”

#WOSHMOBBSDING #TDCALLSFAINTERCHANGE #roys FFC S33 Premiership is such a good name !!!

 

[MP_]

Seems fair though if I want to avoid my first born being called “S33RoysPremiers Melon”

To be honest given my preseason it will most likely be called MP

 

[thewizardmelon]

To be honest given my preseason it will most likely be called MP

Massive…Petunias?

 

[Mooch]

I think the ruour is that only if the other team allows us to win and thewizardmelon gets 3 Mobbs votes, can the Roys brains trust name my firstborn.

Seems like you're bottling the challenge.

Seems fair though if I want to avoid my first born being called “S33RoysPremiers Melon”

With good reason

 

[MP_]

Massive…Petunias?

Magnolia Petal Melon

 

[Dingster]

East Side Phoenix Official Team Sheet
Round 1 vs Roys FFC

B: daddy_4_eyes - Shermy - Le Grille
HB: Dingster - eth-dog - Jack The Godfather
C: mwerps - Chipmunk - por_please_ya
HF: raskolnikov - DERO - The Blue Weirdo
F: Tim Evans Beard - Itsmyshow - Milera2Betts
FOLL: thewizardmelon - MP_ - akkaps
INT: jmoo wan - Drunkgoliath

#RISEUP​

Also FFS Chipmunk this makes Milera2Ding challenging. Milera2Betts

 

[Wosh]

What a side! Let’s go #Wizmanakk

Not sure that has the same energy as #mwermunkya but ok

Adorable, they’re trying to make hashtags

Dingster please…..