Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 1 – Dragons FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Ljp86's Lair

[jackster83]

Oh and hi Dragons!

 

[SM]

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Hey esteemed members of the SFA community and serial_thrilla, it's finally time to start S35 and what a way to begin with Ant Bear's 300th game. For those who have not had the pleasure of knowing who Ant Bear is I will begin the season by providing some free education.


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Part 1:
1. He is a man who owns 2 Nickelback albums.
2. He once posted himself on a boat in match thread in the midst of an intoxicated ramble about being 'thr king oof thwrld'.
3. He has played 1 game with The Jet.
4. He is fat IRL.
5. He has a receding hairline.
6. He thinks 'dabbing' is cool.
7. He is widely suspected to have murdered Millky95 in order to get the Swamprats captaincy.
8. His first 8 games as captain were losses.
9. He was dumb enough to sign with the Wonders, a forever stain on his legacy.
10. He won the Beez Trophy and Mobbs Medal in the same season in S22.
11. He once hosted a werewolf game with SM.
12. He is a founding member of the Red Centre Roos, an expansion team in the BFFCL (akkaps cricket league).
13. He had more effective disposals in the first 10 minutes of his career than spookism does in his first 4 games.
14. He requested a re-sim in S25 against the Gumbies which ended careers and set the club back 5 seasons on their rebuild.
15. He turned the ball over to 3KZ is Football in the final minutes of the S25 grand final which resulted in a torpedo goal sealer.
16. He was the first ever elected SFA Administrator.
17. He is a fan of Monty Python.
18. He is a supporter of the Port Adelaide Power in the AFL.
19. He pioneered club history threads in the archives.
20. He was an irrelevant in his first 2 seasons.
21. He had segment called 'Swamprats in the news' where he would post screencaps of online news headlines and in the match thread.
22. He has won two Mobbs Medals.
23. He has 8 All-SFA selections.
24. He selected himself in the S28 All-SFA side as admin causing huge melts across the league.
25. He has previously worked in the music industry.
26. He does not like the Adelaide Crows.
27. He is a big fan of Justin Bieber.
28. He thinks he is the greatest Swamprat ever.
29. He has played 299 games.
30. He won the S25 Frankston Rover Award.
31. He thinks he has 9 All-SFA selections when he only has 8.
32. He's won many Swamprat B&Fs, mostly when he was captain.
33. The #scandal thread more than doubled in size over the course of his administration.
34. He is ranked 44th all-time in hitouts.
35. He has played in 4 draws.
36. He played in two of those draws in consecutive weeks in S23.
37. He has made 4 posts so far in this match thread.
38. He named his Bigfooty account after a synonym for an aardvark.
39. He recruited Near Kern.
40. He won his first and only premiership in Season 27.
41. He has kicked 151 behinds in his SFA career.
42. He does not post when he is selected in defense.
43. He met Dingster on the Gold Coast once.
44. He is good friends a former Dragon by the name of Sam_Malone.
45. His most frequent teammate is Power Raid.
46. His current avatar is the old Alberton Swamprats logo.
47. He averages 2.99 tackles per game.
48. He selected 69 for his jumper number, what a lad.
49. He plays for the Sin City Swamprats in the SFA.
50. He does not use Facebook.

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1. philreich (C)
2. jackster83 (VC)
07. okeydoke7 (LG)
29. Grav (LG)
-. BloodySwan (LG)
00. Jewelsbon
05. edgie
7. RPCB
9. darthmann
14. GotTheGoodes
16. TheDarkDwarf
22. GremioPower
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
27. Kirkswan
30. Ticky009
33. Marklar_33
37. Kennedy Parker
42. spookism
45. ant555
46. KinderSmock
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
-. Dominic03

BRAB get in here.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

BRAB get in here.

Good idea, Ant Bear's 300th game is the perfect opportunity to get BRAB to be active again.

 

[T2B_]

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27. He is a big fan of Justin Bieber.

 

[jackster83]

There was literally an entire preseason competition though

Go you ****ing Mozzies!

 

[Ant Bear]

​

Hey esteemed members of the SFA community and serial_thrilla, it's finally time to start S35 and what a way to begin with Ant Bear's 300th game. For those who have not had the pleasure of knowing who Ant Bear is I will begin the season by providing some free education.


View attachment 1592713

Part 1:
1. He is a man who owns 2 Nickelback albums.
2. He once posted himself on a boat in match thread in the midst of an intoxicated ramble about being 'thr king oof thwrld'.
3. He has played 1 game with The Jet.
4. He is fat IRL.
5. He has a receding hairline.
6. He thinks 'dabbing' is cool.
7. He is widely suspected to have murdered Millky95 in order to get the Swamprats captaincy.
8. His first 8 games as captain were losses.
9. He was dumb enough to sign with the Wonders, a forever stain on his legacy.
10. He won the Beez Trophy and Mobbs Medal in the same season in S22.
11. He once hosted a werewolf game with SM.
12. He is a founding member of the Red Centre Roos, an expansion team in the BFFCL (akkaps cricket league).
13. He had more effective disposals in the first 10 minutes of his career than spookism does in his first 4 games.
14. He requested a re-sim in S25 against the Gumbies which ended careers and set the club back 5 seasons on their rebuild.
15. He turned the ball over to 3KZ is Football in the final minutes of the S25 grand final which resulted in a torpedo goal sealer.
16. He was the first ever elected SFA Administrator.
17. He is a fan of Monty Python.
18. He is a supporter of the Port Adelaide Power in the AFL.
19. He pioneered club history threads in the archives.
20. He was an irrelevant in his first 2 seasons.
21. He had segment called 'Swamprats in the news' where he would post screencaps of online news headlines and in the match thread.
22. He has won two Mobbs Medals.
23. He has 8 All-SFA selections.
24. He selected himself in the S28 All-SFA side as admin causing huge melts across the league.
25. He has previously worked in the music industry.
26. He does not like the Adelaide Crows.
27. He is a big fan of Justin Bieber.
28. He thinks he is the greatest Swamprat ever.
29. He has played 299 games.
30. He won the S25 Frankston Rover Award.
31. He thinks he has 9 All-SFA selections when he only has 8.
32. He's won many Swamprat B&Fs, mostly when he was captain.
33. The #scandal thread more than doubled in size over the course of his administration.
34. He is ranked 44th all-time in hitouts.
35. He has played in 4 draws.
36. He played in two of those draws in consecutive weeks in S23.
37. He has made 4 posts so far in this match thread.
38. He named his Bigfooty account after a synonym for an aardvark.
39. He recruited Near Kern.
40. He won his first and only premiership in Season 27.
41. He has kicked 151 behinds in his SFA career.
42. He does not post when he is selected in defense.
43. He met Dingster on the Gold Coast once.
44. He is good friends a former Dragon by the name of Sam_Malone.
45. His most frequent teammate is Power Raid.
46. His current avatar is the old Alberton Swamprats logo.
47. He averages 2.99 tackles per game.
48. He selected 69 for his jumper number, what a lad.
49. He plays for the Sin City Swamprats in the SFA.
50. He does not use Facebook.

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1. philreich (C)
2. jackster83 (VC)
07. okeydoke7 (LG)
29. Grav (LG)
-. BloodySwan (LG)
00. Jewelsbon
05. edgie
7. RPCB
9. darthmann
14. GotTheGoodes
16. TheDarkDwarf
22. GremioPower
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
27. Kirkswan
30. Ticky009
33. Marklar_33
37. Kennedy Parker
42. spookism
45. ant555
46. KinderSmock
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
-. Dominic03

What a waste of 49 posts.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Who is better T2B? Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

What a waste of 49 posts.

51. He is a spammer and likes to boost his post count with pointless consecutive posts.

 

[Ant Bear]

51. He is a spammer and likes to boost his post count with pointless consecutive posts.

Better, you can get to 251 if you keep on this trajectory.

 

[jackster83]

300 Ant Bear reacts in a single match thread??? This is going to be epic.

Power Raid should make an appearance soon too.

 

[serial_thrilla]

How does it feel that you're all inferior to me, ******* losers.

Don't you have a GeoGuesser game to focus on or something?

 

[philreich]

I too would like to blame children for the large amount of lego I currently possess.

We had 2 children because we didn't want 3.

 

[Ant Bear]

We had 2 children because we didn't want 3.

Also, urgent legislation.

 

[Ant Bear]

51. He is a spammer and likes to boost his post count with pointless consecutive posts.

Don't forget the pen15 reduction surgery, that was a good one!

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I get the sense that this week Ant Bear will be posting 50 posts and then 100 posts and posting a pic of a cricketer raising the bat.

Remember when that was a thing spookism?

 

[Ant Bear]

I get the sense that this week Ant Bear will be posting 50 posts and then 100 posts and posting a pic of a cricketer raising the bat.

Remember when that was a thing spookism?

Wow, are you one of those psychos?

 

[Ant Bear]

Wow, are you one of those psychos?

EDIT: Psychic.

Are you one of those psychics?

Sheesh.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Wow, are you one of those psychos?

Yes, along with you and okeydoke7 I have been an SFA Admin.

 

[Power Raid]

Power Raid should make an appearance soon too.

Just landed back in Perth from sunny Exmouth.........what a beautiful part of the world!

 

[Ant Bear]

Just landed back in Perth from sunny Exmouth.........what a beautiful part of the world!

I'm sorry, seems that the Captain has omitted you again, please enrol.

 

[Power Raid]

It's always a great week against our good friends the Dragons

Good luck all!

 

[DragoDelph]

I get the sense that this week Ant Bear will be posting 50 posts and then 100 posts and posting a pic of a cricketer raising the bat.

Remember when that was a thing spookism?

Oh, you mean like #grandfinalrematch ?

 

[Ant Bear]

I might have to reprise Swamprats In The News, just checking some reports for accuracy.

Please hang around, everyone.

 

[Ant Bear]

Aren't the Dragons the team that stole #gifFriday and then forgot to honour the true instigators of that great institution?

 

[Power Raid]

​

Hey esteemed members of the SFA community and serial_thrilla, it's finally time to start S35 and what a way to begin with Ant Bear's 300th game. For those who have not had the pleasure of knowing who Ant Bear is I will begin the season by providing some free education.


View attachment 1592713

Part 1:
1. He is a man who owns 2 Nickelback albums.
2. He once posted himself on a boat in match thread in the midst of an intoxicated ramble about being 'thr king oof thwrld'.
3. He has played 1 game with The Jet.
4. He is fat IRL.
5. He has a receding hairline.
6. He thinks 'dabbing' is cool.
7. He is widely suspected to have murdered Millky95 in order to get the Swamprats captaincy.
8. His first 8 games as captain were losses.
9. He was dumb enough to sign with the Wonders, a forever stain on his legacy.
10. He won the Beez Trophy and Mobbs Medal in the same season in S22.
11. He once hosted a werewolf game with SM.
12. He is a founding member of the Red Centre Roos, an expansion team in the BFFCL (akkaps cricket league).
13. He had more effective disposals in the first 10 minutes of his career than spookism does in his first 4 games.
14. He requested a re-sim in S25 against the Gumbies which ended careers and set the club back 5 seasons on their rebuild.
15. He turned the ball over to 3KZ is Football in the final minutes of the S25 grand final which resulted in a torpedo goal sealer.
16. He was the first ever elected SFA Administrator.
17. He is a fan of Monty Python.
18. He is a supporter of the Port Adelaide Power in the AFL.
19. He pioneered club history threads in the archives.
20. He was an irrelevant in his first 2 seasons.
21. He had segment called 'Swamprats in the news' where he would post screencaps of online news headlines and in the match thread.
22. He has won two Mobbs Medals.
23. He has 8 All-SFA selections.
24. He selected himself in the S28 All-SFA side as admin causing huge melts across the league.
25. He has previously worked in the music industry.
26. He does not like the Adelaide Crows.
27. He is a big fan of Justin Bieber.
28. He thinks he is the greatest Swamprat ever.
29. He has played 299 games.
30. He won the S25 Frankston Rover Award.
31. He thinks he has 9 All-SFA selections when he only has 8.
32. He's won many Swamprat B&Fs, mostly when he was captain.
33. The #scandal thread more than doubled in size over the course of his administration.
34. He is ranked 44th all-time in hitouts.
35. He has played in 4 draws.
36. He played in two of those draws in consecutive weeks in S23.
37. He has made 4 posts so far in this match thread.
38. He named his Bigfooty account after a synonym for an aardvark.
39. He recruited Near Kern.
40. He won his first and only premiership in Season 27.
41. He has kicked 151 behinds in his SFA career.
42. He does not post when he is selected in defense.
43. He met Dingster on the Gold Coast once.
44. He is good friends a former Dragon by the name of Sam_Malone.
45. His most frequent teammate is Power Raid.
46. His current avatar is the old Alberton Swamprats logo.
47. He averages 2.99 tackles per game.
48. He selected 69 for his jumper number, what a lad.
49. He plays for the Sin City Swamprats in the SFA.
50. He does not use Facebook.

​

1. philreich (C)
2. jackster83 (VC)
07. okeydoke7 (LG)
29. Grav (LG)
-. BloodySwan (LG)
00. Jewelsbon
05. edgie
7. RPCB
9. darthmann
14. GotTheGoodes
16. TheDarkDwarf
22. GremioPower
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
27. Kirkswan
30. Ticky009
33. Marklar_33
37. Kennedy Parker
42. spookism
45. ant555
46. KinderSmock
64. Firestarter
69. Ant Bear
88. Power Raid
91. HirdsTheWord
-. Dominic03

Ant Bear is one of the great guys of SFA

#awesomeachievement!