Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 18 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears @ Okey's Outhouse (SFA Park)

Who will win?


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2 : 9.16 {C} - GremioPower taps it down.
2 : 9.26 {lW} - Firestarter sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
2 : 9.3 {rHFF} - A hospital kick.
2 : 9.36 {rHFF} - Over the head of jackster83.
2 : 9.4 {rHFF} - Now jackster83 has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 9.46 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Power Raid.
2 : 9.51 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to philreich.
2 : 9.55 {FF} - A worm burner to okeydoke7.
2 : 10.01 {FF} - Anybody's ball.
2 : 10.05 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon streaming down the ground.
2 : 10.11 {FB} - okeydoke7 sews JoshWoodenSpoon up in a fantastic tackle.
2 : 10.15 {FF} - Nobody's checking okeydoke7.
2 : 10.19 {FF} - A quick snap from okeydoke7.
2 : 10.25 {FF} - And okeydoke7 doesn't disappoint us.
Sin City Swamprats : 2.4.16
Las Vegas Bears : 7.4.46


Tarks: Ice in his veins, this man is on fire now. That’s two in a minute and okey can almost taste the sweetest of milestones. Extraordinarily poor judgement by JoshWoodenSpoon as he again wins the contest but loses the war. Debatable whether that chiseled ball was a mark or not, but he made the decision to try and utilise the space in front of him and Okey was like a lion onto exposed prey. The finish was all class. It’s not his bread and butter operation but you just know that okey is going to hunt them down any way he can today. 998.

KP Mic: LETT'S GOOOO!! Beautiful clearance guys, good boy GP! More of that!
C’mon okey, I’m actually rooting for you
 

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2 : 10.3 {C} - I Dont Care wins the tap decisively.
2 : 10.4 {C} - Who wants it? Supersuns does. Great stuff.
2 : 10.46 {C} - Fires out the handpass to Electronic_Renaissance.
2 : 10.51 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to Supersuns.
2 : 10.55 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 11.01 {lHFF} - TheDarkDwarf reads the kick best and marks well in front of Matera92.
2 : 11.05 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker has possession.
2 : 11.11 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to GremioPower.
2 : 11.15 {rHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards TheDarkDwarf.
2 : 11.19 {rHBF} - In the right place at the right time is TheDarkDwarf who marks.
2 : 11.25 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf looking for a lead.
2 : 11.3 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
2 : 11.36 {CHB} - Up goes Kennedy Parker.
2 : 11.4 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker takes off.
2 : 11.46 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to GremioPower.
2 : 11.5 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to ant555.
2 : 11.54 {CHB} - ant555 has time to take a bounce.
2 : 12 {CHB} - Hands it off to Kennedy Parker.
2 : 12.04 {rW} - A measured kick in the direction of spookism.
2 : 12.1 {rW} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 12.15 {rW} - spookism looks downfield.
2 : 12.19 {rW} - spookism dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 12.25 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to Kennedy Parker.
2 : 12.3 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Power Raid runs onto it.
2 : 12.36 {CHB} - Handballs to GremioPower.
2 : 12.4 {lW} - A measured kick to Firestarter.
2 : 12.46 {lW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by RonnieRaven.
2 : 12.5 {rW} - RonnieRaven looking for a lead.
2 : 12.54 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Tommycash.
2 : 13 {rHFF} - A hospital kick.
2 : 13.04 {rHFF} - Ticky009 gets a timely fist to the ball.
2 : 13.1 {rHFF} - CountryLad takes them on.
2 : 13.15 {CHF} - A lookaway handpass to Muddiemoose.
2 : 13.19 {rFP} - Searching pass in the direction of Jezmiester40.
2 : 13.25 {rFP} - Over the head of Jezmiester40.
2 : 13.29 {lBP} - Ant Bear looks downfield.
2 : 13.35 {lHBF} - Handpasses to Power Raid.
2 : 13.39 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to GremioPower.
2 : 13.45 {C} - He spots an option and kicks to Grav.
2 : 13.49 {C} - Supersuns takes one of the best marks you'll ever see.
2 : 13.53 {C} - Supersuns with some space now.
2 : 14 {C} - Great smother by Grav.
2 : 14.04 {rW} - spookism weaves through the congestion.
2 : 14.1 {rW} - A blatent push-out.
2 : 14.15 {lW} - Tommycash sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 14.18 {CHF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
2 : 14.25 {CHF} - Muddiemoose can't take it.
2 : 14.29 {CHF} - Muddiemoose with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 14.35 {FF} - A bit of a miskick.
2 : 14.39 {FF} - Broken is the target but he's outplayed by sataris.
2 : 14.43 {rBP} - RPCB dances around Art Vandelay_.
2 : 14.49 {FB} - Handpass to space. sataris runs onto it.
2 : 14.53 {FB} - He handpasses to GremioPower.
2 : 15 {rBP} - He handpasses to RPCB.
2 : 15.04 {lHBF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
2 : 15.1 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 15.14 {rHFF} - CountryLad hits the ground running.
2 : 15.18 {rHFF} - At least fifty-five metres out.
2 : 15.24 {rHFF} - And CountryLad scores one behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 2.4.16
Las Vegas Bears : 7.5.47

2 : 15.35 {FB} - sataris has it.
2 : 15.38 {lBP} - He kicks across the ground towards Ant Bear.
2 : 15.43 {lBP} - Ant Bear marks well from the back of the pack.
2 : 15.49 {lBP} - Ant Bear wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 15.53 {lBP} - High tackle seen by the umpire.
2 : 16 {FF} - Broken with the ball now.
2 : 16.04 {FF} - Broken sells the dummy and has a shot.
2 : 16.1 {FF} - sataris slaps it through for a behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 2.4.16
Las Vegas Bears : 7.6.48


Tarks: The game is back in its normal rhythm after a couple of exciting plays by Okey. The Swamprats grimly defending and don’t look a realistic chance of actually hurting the Bears. Okey has been fabulous off very few opportunities but there’d be a lot here disappointed with how comfortable the Bears are doing it. Lucky there wasn’t more damage there.

2 : 16.18 {FB} - Ant Bear to send the ball forward.
 
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You know I’m up and about when I lay a tackle
Only 999 more to go to get that 1,000th.

Aw crap I just started his next countdown.
 
Tarks: The crowd around the Outhouse are getting restless, they are getting angrier by the minute- no, angrier by the second. They came to see okeydoke7, they want okeydoke7, so far they are not getting any okeydoke7

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2 : 8.22 {FB} - tony has possession.
2 : 8.26 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 8.3 {rHBF} - Dingster screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 8.36 {rHBF} - GotTheGoodes floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 8.4 {lHFF} - GotTheGoodes has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 8.47 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to GremioPower.
2 : 8.51 {FF} - He kicks to a contest.
2 : 8.55 {FF} - Spoilt by JoshWoodenSpoon.

Tarks: Oh no!

2 : 9.01 {FF} - okeydoke7 has possession.

Tarks: Oh yes!

2 : 9.05 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
2 : 9.11 {FF} - Great goal by okeydoke7.
Sin City Swamprats : 1.4.10
Las Vegas Bears : 7.4.46


Tarks: A magical goal by Okey and he converts from his first real opportunity today. The crowd is going crazy and the Swamprats have finally posted their first major. Let’s relive that moment; JoshWoodenSpoon got to the drop zone first, but doesn’t kill the contest and Okey is always proactive when the ball hits the deck. An absolute recipe for disaster and okey ensures the Bears pay full measure. He loves that one.

KP Mic: YEEEEESSSS!! COP THAT JoshWoodenSpoon you overrated, execrable flog!
Rushed over from my game to be in the pitch invasion, yay.

Someone stole my beanie but I ended up with an extra pair of trackies, 4 sets of car keys, a bbq, 2 saucepans, a full size snooker table and a scale model Arctic Ice Breaker.

Congrats okeydoke7
 
Rushed over from my game to be in the pitch invasion, yay.

Someone stole my beanie but I ended up with an extra pair of trackies, 4 sets of car keys, a bbq, 2 saucepans, a full size snooker table and a scale model Arctic Ice Breaker.

Congrats okeydoke7
I kinda look nice in my new beanie. But could you give the guy who went commando back his pants? I'm scared.
 
2 : 16.24 {CHB} - A poor handpass but GremioPower is up to the challenge.
2 : 16.28 {lHBF} - He involves Ticky009 in the play.
2 : 16.34 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Kennedy Parker.
2 : 16.38 {CHB} - Heavy clash between Muddiemoose and Kennedy Parker. Muddiemoose comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
2 : 16.43 {CHF} - Now Muddiemoose has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 16.49 {CHF} - Great tackle by Kennedy Parker.
2 : 16.53 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 16.59 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.

KP Mic: Phwoooaarrr you beauty KP, you're absolute superstar!

2 : 17.03 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily TheDarkDwarf was well placed to clean up.
2 : 17.07 {C} - He rewards the Grav lead.
2 : 17.13 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 17.17 {C} - A bit of space for Grav to utilise.
2 : 17.23 {lW} - Quick hands to Firestarter under pressure.
2 : 17.28 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
2 : 17.34 {CHF} - But straight to MWPP.
2 : 17.38 {CHB} - MWPP with some space now.
2 : 17.42 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to Millky95.
2 : 17.49 {lHBF} - Test Tickle screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
2 : 17.53 {lHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
2 : 17.59 {rHFF} - jackster83 looking for a lead.
2 : 18.03 {rHFF} - jackster83 has a bounce.
2 : 18.07 {rFP} - He takes another.
2 : 18.13 {rFP} - Jewelsbon crunched by kane249! Jewelsbon very slow to get up.
2 : 18.17 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon with all the time in the world.
2 : 18.23 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon has a bounce.
2 : 18.28 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon touches the ball to the ground.
2 : 18.34 {CHB} - Flicks it to Electronic_Renaissance.
2 : 18.38 {CHB} - Where did GremioPower come from? Great tackle.
2 : 18.42 {CHF} - philreich scoops up the ball.
2 : 18.48 {CHF} - Passes to GremioPower by hand.
2 : 18.52 {rHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 18.58 {rHFF} - Over the head of jackster83.
2 : 19.02 {rHFF} - jackster83 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 19.07 {FF} - okeydoke7 presents on a long lead.
2 : 19.13 {FF} - Spoilt by JoshWoodenSpoon.
2 : 19.17 {rBP} - tony with some space now.
2 : 19.23 {rBP} - Almost a throw to I Dont Care.
2 : 19.28 {rBP} - Crackerjack bump by Power Raid on I Dont Care.
2 : 19.34 {lFP} - Nobody's checking Dominic03.
2 : 19.38 {lFP} - But there's a push-out.
2 : 19.42 {rBP} - tony sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 19.48 {rBP} - A lookaway handpass to Electronic_Renaissance.
2 : 19.52 {CHB} - Pumps it long for MWPP.
2 : 19.58 {CHB} - MWPP can't take it.
2 : 20.02 {rHFF} - jackster83 slowing down the play.
2 : 20.07 {CHF} - Passes to philreich by hand.
2 : 20.13 {CHF} - Long shot at goal from philreich.
2 : 20.17 {CHF} - One for the highlight reel. What a goal by philreich.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 7.6.48


Tarks: philreich asking the Bears the question: who’s your daddy? Not sure if it’s a hypothetical.

KP Mic: YEEESS Phil, let's put this joke of a team away. We got them now!

2 : 20.23 {C} - GremioPower wins the hitout.
2 : 20.33 {rW} - Its hard and tough but RonnieRaven wins possession.
2 : 20.37 {C} - Passes to Supersuns by hand.
2 : 20.42 {C} - Gets a handpass away to I Dont Care.
2 : 20.48 {C} - Great tackle on I Dont Care.
2 : 20.52 {C} - Quality gather by Grav.
2 : 20.58 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards GotTheGoodes.
2 : 21.02 {lHFF} - Dingster drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 21.06 {rHBF} - Dingster assessing what lies ahead of him.
2 : 21.13 {C} - Sees Supersuns ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 21.17 {C} - Grav is in the way and will mark.
2 : 21.23 {lW} - Firestarter hits the ground running.
2 : 21.27 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for jackster83.
2 : 21.31 {rHFF} - Test Tickle must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 21.37 {lHBF} - Test Tickle with a little space.
2 : 21.42 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Millky95.
2 : 21.47 {lHBF} - Test Tickle runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 21.52 {lHBF} - He has a bounce.
2 : 21.58 {FB} - JoshWoodenSpoon runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 22.02 {FB} - He has a bounce.
2 : 22.06 {CHB} - Another bounce taken by JoshWoodenSpoon.
2 : 22.12 {CHB} - JoshWoodenSpoon is still looking for options and takes another.
2 : 22.16 {lW} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
2 : 22.23 {lW} - Tommycash can't mark but is able to control it.
2 : 22.27 {lW} - The ball is now with Tommycash.
2 : 22.31 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of Muddiemoose.
2 : 22.37 {CHF} - Too long for Muddiemoose and Kennedy Parker marks.
2 : 22.41 {CHB} - Kennedy Parker sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 22.47 {rHBF} - Long handpass to the running TheDarkDwarf.
2 : 22.52 {rHBF} - TheDarkDwarf is crunched in a tackle.
2 : 22.58 {lHFF} - Matera92 has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 23.02 {rFP} - He involves Jezmiester40 in the play.
2 : 23.06 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for Jezmiester40 to aim at.
2 : 23.12 {rFP} - Oh no. That might have brushed a teammate on the way through. It has. What a pity.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 7.7.49
 

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2 : 23.22 {FB} - RPCB looking for a lead.
2 : 23.27 {FB} - Huge handpass to Power Raid. As good as a kick.
2 : 23.31 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Ticky009.
2 : 23.37 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for spookism.
2 : 23.41 {rW} - spookism slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Tommycash.
2 : 23.47 {rW} - Now RonnieRaven has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 23.51 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to Tommycash.
2 : 23.55 {CHF} - A long pass towards Muddiemoose.
2 : 24.01 {CHF} - Muddiemoose takes the mark one-handed.
2 : 24.06 {CHF} - Muddiemoose signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 24.12 {FF} - Quick hands to I Dont Care.
2 : 24.16 {FF} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
2 : 24.22 {FF} - Can he kick it? Yes he can.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 8.7.55


Tarks: I Dont Care extends the lead back out for the Bears. Is there time for one more before the siren?

2 : 24.27 {C} - Long tap from I Dont Care.
2 : 24.37 {rW} - RonnieRaven through heavy traffic.
2 : 24.4 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
2 : 24.47 {rW} - An underground handpass to Electronic_Renaissance.
2 : 24.51 {C} - He gets a handpass to Supersuns.
2 : 24.55 {lW} - Handballs over the top to Tommycash.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 8.7.55
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Tarks: At half time we’re halfway there. The Bears control the game, up by 33 but it’s the full team defensive efforts that threaten to really disappoint the crowds today. Okey has been wonderful off very limited supply, and you just have to wonder whether the Swamprats are the best fit for him. If he doesn’t get there today, does he punish them by walking out to a new club that will provide more capable support?

Let's see what our friend KP is up to. He looks like he's over with the umpires having a friendly chat.


KP Mic: ...Look gents, the league has a lot invested in this game, and when the business is good... umpire departments get more funding... now I'm not saying you need to give us some charity frees.. but I think the conditions of the match require some adjustments in your interpretation of the rules.. have I made myself clear?!?
 
3 : 25.01 {C} - Long tap from I Dont Care.
3 : .1 {lW} - Electronic_Renaissance breaks free and has found some space.
3 : .13 {lW} - Tommycash runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : .2 {lW} - No-one on the mark! Tommycash takes off and kicks long at goal.
3 : .24 {lW} - Tommycash should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 8.8.56

3 : .34 {FB} - RPCB wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : .38 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : .45 {FB} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
3 : .49 {FF} - Broken has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : .53 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
3 : .59 {FF} - Broken's dobbed it.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 9.8.62

3 : 1.03 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
3 : 1.13 {lW} - The bounce favours Firestarter and he is off and running.
3 : 1.19 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Power Raid.
3 : 1.23 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 1.28 {rHFF} - What a shocking kick - straight to Test Tickle.
3 : 1.34 {CHB} - MWPP scoops up the ball.
3 : 1.38 {rHBF} - He gets a handpass to Dingster.
3 : 1.45 {lW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Tommycash and spookism.
3 : 1.48 {lW} - But spookism is better positioned and marks safely.
3 : 1.52 {C} - Taking the ball is Grav.
3 : 1.59 {C} - He handpasses to Power Raid.
3 : 2.03 {C} - Handpass over the shoulder to ant555.
3 : 2.09 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
3 : 2.13 {C} - Electronic_Renaissance rides GremioPower into the ground.
3 : 2.19 {C} - Supersuns sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 2.24 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Matera92.
3 : 2.28 {lFP} - I Dont Care runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 2.34 {lFP} - I Dont Care let's fly toward goal.
3 : 2.38 {lFP} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 10.8.68

3 : 2.44 {C} - The ruck contest is won by GremioPower.
3 : 2.52 {lW} - Firestarter with all the time in the world.
3 : 2.58 {rW} - He tries to find spookism with a chip pass.
3 : 3.02 {rW} - But chipping in front is Tommycash.
3 : 3.09 {C} - Supersuns has possession.
3 : 3.13 {lW} - Handballs to Tommycash.
3 : 3.19 {lW} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
3 : 3.23 {lW} - And Tommycash scores a behind.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 10.9.69

3 : 3.34 {FB} - So sataris ... with a moment to digest his options.
3 : 3.38 {FB} - sataris is swamped. Not much prior opportunity but its holding the ball.
3 : 3.44 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 3.48 - <<< Shadow Man is coming on to replace CountryLad >>>
3 : 3.58 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Jezmiester40.
3 : 4.03 - <<< BloodySwan is coming on to replace ant555 >>>
3 : 4.13 {rFP} - The ball is now with Jezmiester40.
3 : 4.17 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 lines it up from forty metres.
3 : 4.23 {rFP} - Jezmiester40 gets the goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 3.4.22
Las Vegas Bears : 11.9.75


Tarks: This is becoming a rout. The result is decided at this point and the only remaining interest is on the Swamprats full forward.
 

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Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 18 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears @ Okey's Outhouse (SFA Park)

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