Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 2 - Mount Buller Demons v Roys FFC @ Snow Dome

[DERRINALPHIL]

Still can’t believe we are losing the poll

So you are one of these election deniers?

 

[DERO]

that’s a discussion far too intellectual, for a Sunday afternoon!

You started it when you mentioned communism.

 

[jmoo wan]

You started it when you mentioned communism.

yeah, I should have been more prescient

 

[Mooch]

Oh yeah it’s QOOTY day!

Hi Mooch

Hi Tarks. How's it going?

Hey Mooch , you're playing full forward for the Roys, right?

Whenever I get the ball on the Demons half back line just go ahead and start your lead. I'll do the rest.

You're about to become the clear favourite in the S35 Fred

Love it. I'll be sure to give you credit in my acceptance speech

I love it when we talk tictacs. TedDougChris please note.

 

[Mooch]

You started it when you mentioned communism.

Communism is not my thing at all. I don't see how it could possibly be effective.


Communism is when you eat the wafers and drink the wine right?

 

[Mooch]

My fellow Roys, what has happened to our friend Wosh? She used to like pineapple, talk sense and be a Roy.

This imposter could not be the real Wosh.

Maybe she has been murdered and someone is trying (poorly) to hide her absence.

Bring back Wosh I say

Woah! That bit can't be right. Are you sure you got the right person?

 

[Mooch]

Is it true you've specifically listed your ego on your CV?

Pfft. His ego wouldn't stand for a mention on someone else's CV. It has its own!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Have we won yet ?

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Woah! That bit can't be right. Are you sure you got the right person?

Got me there as she did like pineapple

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

We are having an early tea tonight so I am cooking while the match is on. Might miss most of it.

Can we put it on slow motion?

 

[cooney]

Cmon!

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hi Tarks. How's it going?

Love it. I'll be sure to give you credit in my acceptance speech

I love it when we talk tictacs. TedDougChris please note.

Doing well my good friend! Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help get you to 1,000 before okeydoke

 

[Mooch]

Have we won yet ?

Moral victory is already in the bag. Actual victory is still precarious.

Doing well my good friend! Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help get you to 1,000 before okeydoke

Have you ever heard of Tonya Harding?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Moral victory is already in the bag. Actual victory is still precarious.

Have you ever heard of Tonya Harding?

I’ll skate over there now

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I’ll skate over there now

Tarkyn Lockyer is the second worst Collingwood player I ever saw in my lifetime (after Stevo Patterson)

Lol

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarkyn Lockyer is the second worst Collingwood player I ever saw in my lifetime (after Stevo Patterson)

Lol

Thanks for the contribution.

 

[MWPP]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... DEM v ROY

                       ROY
DERO                        Van_Dyke                 jmoo wan
zackah                      Mooch                    Beandip

cartwright                  PMBangers                sausageroll
Kabanna                     _Mike_                   Elmer_Judd

Bluelegs                    sante                    manangatang
Allikat                     Runk                     3KZ is Football

moginie                    cooney                   DemonJim
JackNah_8                   Aristotle Pickett        Ed_Gein

Yakker                      Greenery                 Proper Gander
royboy2                     RU_                      Barrels
                            DEM

DEM Foll : Hate, Tarkyn_24, Wosh
ROY Foll : DERRINALPHIL, Zevon, tigs2010

DEM INT : cats2rise, Headless
ROY INT : Chezzalenko Reborn, windyhill

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
MT.BULLER DEMONS: <none>
ROYS FFC: <none>

[RD 2], Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[Wosh]

SHUT UP I’M HERE

 

[MWPP]

1 : 0 {C} - DERRINALPHIL knocks the ball down.
1 : .1 {rW} - 3KZ is Football breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .16 {lW} - A short kick to Allikat.
1 : .2 {lW} - Allikat can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
1 : .26 {lW} - Allikat breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : .3 {rW} - A wild kick laterally towards 3KZ is Football.
1 : .34 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : .4 {rW} - Bluelegs hits the ground running.
1 : .45 {C} - Handpasses to sante.
1 : .51 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Bluelegs.
1 : .55 {rW} - Allikat upset the marking attempt by Bluelegs.
1 : .59 {lW} - Allikat picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 1.05 {lW} - Bluelegs monsters Allikat.
1 : 1.09 {rW} - Bluelegs has a paddock.
1 : 1.15 {rW} - Tarkyn_24 receives his handpass.
1 : 1.19 {lW} - Fires out the handpass to manangatang.
1 : 1.26 {rHFF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 1.3 {rHFF} - moginie reads the kick best and marks well in front of JackNah_8.
1 : 1.34 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking moginie.
1 : 1.4 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to DemonJim.
1 : 1.44 {CHF} - A quick handpass to cooney.
1 : 1.51 {CHF} - cooney has a shot from fifty.

 

[MWPP]

1 : 1.55 {CHF} - Should have lowered his eyes.
MT.BULLER DEMONS : 0.1.1
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0
1 : 2.05 {FB} - RU_ slowing down the play.
1 : 2.09 {FB} - RU_ tries to 'find touch' ... but fails! Out on the full.
1 : 2.15 {lFP} - Proper Gander has it.
1 : 2.19 {lFP} - Proper Gander has time to take a bounce.
1 : 2.25 {lFP} - Proper Gander lines it up from forty metres.
1 : 2.3 {lFP} - Proper Gander should hang his head in shame - a bad miss.
MT.BULLER DEMONS : 0.2.2
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0

 

[Wosh]

woooo

 

[MWPP]

1 : 2.4 {FB} - Barrels takes off.
1 : 2.44 {lBP} - Flicks it to royboy2.
1 : 2.5 {rBP} - Handballs to Barrels.
1 : 2.54 {rBP} - Draws a man and then with hands to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 2.58 {CHB} - A wobbly old kick.
1 : 3.05 {CHB} - The ball spills free.
1 : 3.09 {CHB} - Aristotle Pickett with some space now.
1 : 3.15 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 3.19 {C} - That's a real up and under.
1 : 3.25 {C} - Runk can't take it.
1 : 3.3 {C} - Runk picks it up on the bounce.
1 : 3.33 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 3.4 {rHFF} - A bit of a miskick.
1 : 3.44 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd gets too far under the ball.
1 : 3.5 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 3.54 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Kabanna under pressure.
1 : 3.58 {lFP} - Gives the ball to DERRINALPHIL.
1 : 4.04 {lFP} - Watch out! Oh! Wosh has laid DERRINALPHIL out flat.
1 : 4.09 {lBP} - jmoo wan with the ball now.
1 : 4.15 {CHB} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
1 : 4.19 {CHB} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Mike.
1 : 4.25 {CHF} - Mike takes them on.
1 : 4.29 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Zevon was well placed to clean up.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - He kicks sideways towards Elmer_Judd.
1 : 4.39 {rHFF} - Elmer_Judd appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 4.43 {lHBF} - The ball is now with sausageroll.
1 : 4.49 {rW} - A hospital kick.
1 : 4.54 {rW} - Allikat did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 4.58 {rW} - Bluelegs with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 5.04 {lHFF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
1 : 5.09 {lHFF} - Ed_Gein will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 5.15 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is DemonJim.
1 : 5.19 {lHFF} - DemonJim runs into Ed_Gein and is getting up very slowly.
1 : 5.23 {rHBF} - Ed_Gein assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 5.29 {rHBF} - He involves DERRINALPHIL in the play.
1 : 5.33 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to Ed_Gein.
1 : 5.39 {C} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
1 : 5.43 {C} - Runk takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 5.49 {C} - Runk looking for a lead.
1 : 5.54 {rW} - Flicks it to 3KZ is Football.
1 : 5.58 {C} - Sees Runk out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 6.04 {C} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to sante.
1 : 6.08 {C} - sante looking for a lead.
1 : 6.15 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards DemonJim.
1 : 6.18 {lHFF} - He can't hold it.
1 : 6.22 {lHBF} - JackNah_8 wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 6.28 {C} - Thumps the ball forward.
1 : 6.33 {C} - Runk holds off sante with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
1 : 6.39 {C} - Runk looks downfield.
1 : 6.43 {C} - Handballs over the top to tigs2010.
1 : 6.49 {C} - He has a bounce.
1 : 6.53 {rW} - Spears a kick towards 3KZ is Football.
1 : 6.57 {rW} - manangatang must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
1 : 7.04 {lW} - With the ball is manangatang.
1 : 7.08 {lW} - Flicks it to Wosh.
1 : 7.14 {lW} - Wosh nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 7.18 {lW} - Quick hands to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 7.22 {lW} - Hate on the end of this.
1 : 7.28 {lW} - Huge bump by tigs2010 on Hate.
1 : 7.33 {rW} - 3KZ is Football sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 7.39 {lW} - Hands it off to Allikat.
1 : 7.43 {lW} - Allikat has time to take a bounce.
1 : 7.49 {lW} - Allikat is chased down by Bluelegs - great effort!.
1 : 7.53 {rW} - Bluelegs threads his way through traffic.
1 : 7.57 {CHF} - cooney presents.
1 : 8.03 {CHF} - Aristotle Pickett upset the marking attempt by cooney.
1 : 8.07 {CHF} - cooney does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 8.14 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Hate.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - That's a massive kick from Hate.
1 : 8.22 {CHF} - That's number 1 for Hate.
MT.BULLER DEMONS : 1.2.8
ROYS FFC : 0.0.0

 

[Wosh]

Oh

 

[Wosh]

woooo again

 

[MWPP]

woooo

Did cooney hack your account?