Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 5: Gold City Royals vs Dragons FFC at The Golden Throne

[krakouers]

If I kick 12 I’m posting krakouers nudes

Why wait?

 

[krakouers]

Get ready for a huge round krakouers

 

[krakouers]

I didn’t even do anything to the dragons

Wow, a visit from BRAB
Well, my work is done..

 

[krakouers]

Looks like he can’t take his eyes off you either

I haven’t had this much flirting in a dragons thread since Bonz left

 

[Purple Jesus]

doom scrolling through Royals thread spam be like:

 

[hotchilli]

Bianconeri has 3 in him

We will be celebrating the rest of the goals with a drink in hand thanks to krakouers

 

[Membling]

doom scrolling through Royals thread spam be like:

Someone has to carry the thread

 

[MrPremiership]

Gold City Royals Official Team Sheet
Season 35, Round 5 vs Dragons FFC

B: Lomas / MrPremiership / RilesMacca
HB: weltschmerz / Memphis / Camros2
C: hotchilli / Kapow!!! / Membling
HF: grumbleguts / SarahSmiles / Ulahoopski
F: Bianconeri / nahnah / krakouers
FOLL: GreyCrow / CakeEater / Cadsky
INT: Golumless / Smartys Power

Changes:
gouki88 HFF > OUT
grumbleguts BP > HFF
RilesMacca OUT > BP
​

great looking back 6


Are we still the #stackedsix?

 

[GreyCrow]

Royals dont post enough

Royals spam

If you cant please everyone then you got to please yourself

Our posting across our ENTIRE list is a joy to watch

Each and every Royal should be proud of their contribution

 

[Kapow!!!]

doom scrolling through Royals thread spam be like:

See here I've been feeling like I'm being gaslit. I've been reading through the Dragons chat and it's largely just "You Suck" followed by a chorus of "Oooh, sick burn". There's less substance in your chat than a Kardashian wellness & spirituality seminar. Young High School children display more creativity working fresh takes on "Your Mum" jokes.

The Dragons word of the day: Vacuity

 

[nahnah]

Morning Royals and Dragon

 

[Purple Jesus]

See here I've been feeling like I'm being gaslit. I've been reading through the Dragons chat and it's largely just "You Suck" followed by a chorus of "Oooh, sick burn". There's less substance in your chat than a Kardashian wellness & spirituality seminar. Young High School children display more creativity working fresh takes on "Your Mum" jokes.

The Dragons word of the day: Vacuity

That's rich when your whole team is gas-bagging amongst themselves in a thinly veiled attempt to rack up posts.

 

[Strigoi]

Since I’m not a Simpsons fan, the thread isn’t very interesting. How many crayon yellow faces can you post?

No, that’s not a challenge.

 

[Strigoi]

I think I’ll go bake something before it gets too hot.

 

[GreyCrow]

See here I've been feeling like I'm being gaslit. I've been reading through the Dragons chat and it's largely just "You Suck" followed by a chorus of "Oooh, sick burn". There's less substance in your chat than a Kardashian wellness & spirituality seminar. Young High School children display more creativity working fresh takes on "Your Mum" jokes.

The Dragons word of the day: Vacuity

Sick burn dude

 

[GreyCrow]

That's rich when your whole team is gas-bagging amongst themselves in a thinly veiled attempt to rack up posts.

Thinly veiled?

 

[Purple Jesus]

Thinly veiled?

I was being generous.

 

[Kapow!!!]

Since I’m not a Simpsons fan, the thread isn’t very interesting. How many crayon yellow faces can you post?

No, that’s not a challenge.

Oof, not a Simpsons fan playing SFA. Fantasty footy might not be for you. Have you tried fantasy Badminton?

 

[Kapow!!!]

That's rich when your whole team is gas-bagging amongst themselves in a thinly veiled attempt to rack up posts.

I mean, we can only work with what we're given and subsequently can only match what's the current tone. That's really just a poor reflection of the opposition we're up against here...

 

[Purple Jesus]

I mean, we can only work with what we're given and subsequently can only match what's the current tone. That's really just a poor reflection of the opposition we're up against here...

Tone is it?

 

[Kapow!!!]

Tone is it?

I can back that up with a mediocre recorder. Can anyone play Maracas?

 

[GreyCrow]

I can back that up with a mediocre recorder. Can anyone play Maracas?

I can shake my tailfeather

 

[Cadsky]

Morning Royals and Dragon

Cmon mate, there's at least 2 Dragons here.

 

[Cadsky]

Since I’m not a Simpsons fan, the thread isn’t very interesting. How many crayon yellow faces can you post?

No, that’s not a challenge.

I think the thread has been a slam dunk personally

 

[Cadsky]

I can back that up with a mediocre recorder. Can anyone play Maracas?

I can play the pot lids pretty well