Resource Season 35 Sign-Up Thread (New/Returning Players Join Here)

[Ligma]

Do you seriously want to be associated with a club with the most sexist name in the history of the SFA ? Well, do you ?
Come over to the reigning premiers mate. The OOBs are an elitist trailer trash of a club.

A contradiction in terms I know but it's true. Ask anyone.

Nice melt

 

[Sun Ra]

Nice melt

I am a truth teller that's all.

 

[Ligma]

I am a truth teller that's all.

He’s OOBs bound sorry.

 

[Sun Ra]

He’s OOBs bound sorry.

 

[Cadsky]

 

[SaintBilly]

Team number six is…. Old Boys. Bad luck everyone else.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Team number six is…. Old Boys. Bad luck everyone else.

Welcome to the Old Boys SaintBilly.
Even though Spotswood is bursting with talent,
it would be amiss of us to not let a player of your caliber and skill have the opportunity to play for the best qooty team in the Sweet FA and fulfill your qooty dreams.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Who wants me?

Hey CursingFijian can you vouch for this guy? His taste in music is questionable but how’s his sh*tposting?

 

[CursingFijian]

Hey CursingFijian can you vouch for this guy? His taste in music is questionable but how’s his sh*tposting?

Another One Eyed Sainter?! What could go wrong? Get him in!

 

[Sun Ra]

Hey CursingFijian can you vouch for this guy? His taste in music is questionable but how’s his sh*tposting?

I realise you didn't ask me for my opinion, but.


































I've never heard of this campaigner.

 

[SaintBilly]

Name (your BigFooty username): SaintBilly
Preferred Position 1 (optional): fwd
Preferred Position 2 (optional): wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): mid
Number (optional): 7
Height (optional): 192
Weight (optional): 88
Preferred Team (if you have one): oob
State (optional): vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: lol

 

[Robertio]

Name (your BigFooty username): SaintBilly
Preferred Position 1 (optional): fwd
Preferred Position 2 (optional): wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): mid
Number (optional): 7
Height (optional): 192
Weight (optional): 88
Preferred Team (if you have one): oob
State (optional): vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: lol

Welcome to the Old Boys.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Name (your BigFooty username): SaintBilly
Preferred Position 1 (optional): fwd
Preferred Position 2 (optional): wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): mid
Number (optional): 7
Height (optional): 192
Weight (optional): 88
Preferred Team (if you have one): oob
State (optional): vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: lol

SaintBilly your only 88kgs
we need to get you down to Robertio Guinness bar straight away and put you on a heavy drinking program to stack some weight on you before next Sundays debut

 

[Robertio]

SaintBilly your only 88kgs
we need to get you down to Robertio Guinness bar straight away and put you on a heavy drinking program to stack some weight on you before next Sundays debut

Only too happy to help.

 

[Sun Ra]

Only too happy to help.

 

[SaintBilly]

SaintBilly your only 88kgs
we need to get you down to Robertio Guinness bar straight away and put you on a heavy drinking program to stack some weight on you before next Sundays debut

I lost too much weight on keto.


Made me ****ing sick too.


Trying to get back on the Zinger boxes.

 

[Ligma]

I lost too much weight on keto.


Made me ******* sick too.


Trying to get back on the Zinger boxes.

zinger bacon and cheese only :stern look

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I lost too much weight on keto.


Made me ******* sick too.


Trying to get back on the Zinger boxes.

dedication i love it,
you will be back to your prime weight and qooty excellence in no time SaintBilly

 

[SplintWhisky]

Name (your BigFooty username): SlintWhisky
Preferred Position 1 (optional): HBF
Preferred Position 2 (optional): Wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): Mid
Number (optional): 33
Height (optional): 188
Weight (optional): 95
Preferred Team (if you have one): Furies
State (optional): Vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Ding

 

[damicky]

Name (your BigFooty username): SlintWhisky
Preferred Position 1 (optional): HBF
Preferred Position 2 (optional): Wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): Mid
Number (optional): 33
Height (optional): 188
Weight (optional): 95
Preferred Team (if you have one): Furies
State (optional): Vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Ding

Welcome to the Sweet FA

Great to see another

Commiserations on joining the Furies

 

[Barrybran]

The Dingster Qooty factory churns out another exciting product. Welcome aboard SplintWhisky.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Name (your BigFooty username): SlintWhisky
Preferred Position 1 (optional): HBF
Preferred Position 2 (optional): Wing
Preferred Position 3 (optional): Mid
Number (optional): 33
Height (optional): 188
Weight (optional): 95
Preferred Team (if you have one): Furies
State (optional): Vic
How did you hear about the S.F.A?: Ding

welcome to the land of Sweet SplintWhisky, you have picked a great team as the Furies are arguable the second best team in the comp behind the Ophidian Old Boys, enjoy the Hippodrome and i look forward to flogging you when our paths cross game day

 

[SplintWhisky]

Looking Forward to lining up on you all

 

[Sun Ra]

I've found a new rookie for the OOBs. Go get him TT. He'll fit right in.

‘I only want to die’: 145-year-old Indonesian may be the oldest person on earth

Official Indonesian documentation has verified Mbah Gotho was born in 1870, making him the oldest person in the world.

www.sbs.com.au

 

[Barrybran]

I've found a new rookie for the OOBs. Go get him TT. He'll fit right in.

‘I only want to die’: 145-year-old Indonesian may be the oldest person on earth

Official Indonesian documentation has verified Mbah Gotho was born in 1870, making him the oldest person in the world.

www.sbs.com.au

Sounds like a Roy. Send him there and give him his wish.