Official Match Thread Season 36 Round 13: Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats at House of Gumby [MOTR]
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beez
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Is this the dad jokes place?
beez
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I'm half way through The Fall of the House of Usher and I never want to see a black cat ever again.
Strigoi
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At least I didn't ask if it was the place to post the Rebecca Black video.
Too early in the week for that, I guess.
Strigoi
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Aw, I had a black cat. She was the BEST pet ever.
She would follow me to the school bus stop in the mornings, gabbing the whole way. She didn't want me to go to school. We grew up together. She was a great mouser, too. I had great anatomy lessons when I was a kid, having to clean up all the "presents" she brought home.
spookism
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These people and their complete lack of use of the multi-quote function...
philreich
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It'd be nice to kick straight for once - recently such an occurrence has been about as rare as a Gumbies grand final appearance.
jackster83
The Ratpack!
Don't get him started...Is this the dad jokes place?
Strigoi
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beez
A*mazing
UFO, HELP!
Kennedy Parker
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Strigoi
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That’s not what I meant. Don’t make me use my evil eye head dress thingamajig on you.
But that was good!!
beez
A*mazing
I see you're competing to post the best oxymoron for the week.
(Give me a minute, I have to go to fictional-verse for an appropriate answer - if there is one)
ant555
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Kennedy Parker
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Does it make it easier if we throw presidents into the mix?
beez
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I'm sorry Kennedy Parker, the only barely acceptable answer is Ainsley Hayes.
Oh, you're talking about a real Republican? Yeah, sorry, never known an attractive one in my life.
Oh, you're talking about a real Republican? Yeah, sorry, never known an attractive one in my life.
Kennedy Parker
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Thanks for your thoughtful and well researched answer Beez.I'm sorry Kennedy Parker, the only barely acceptable answer is Ainsley Hayes.
Oh, you're talking about a real Republican? Yeah, sorry, never known an attractive one in my life.
I would say any Florida Republican would be the hottest relative to Republicans in the rest of the USA because Florida has on average the highest temperatures.
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Husband: How do you feel about sex?
Wife: I would like it infrequently.
Husband: Is that one word or two?
Wife: I would like it infrequently.
Husband: Is that one word or two?
okeydoke7
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Howdy Gumbies?
Are you still irrelevant?
Thought so.
Are you still irrelevant?
Thought so.
ossie_21
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First line is somehow a question. Bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for ‘em
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SCANDAL!
League admin, Kennedy Parker, endorses Matt Gaetz as 'hot'. This is a man facing sex trafficking charges*.
*Gaetz, not KP to be clear.
Falconista
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I think we can handle the rats. You're a cat and I'm happy to chase them around with a tennis racquet.Ok Gumbies, after taking a two week break in the middle of the season, are we going to show up this week or extend our break to the weeks...
Kennedy Parker
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That guy looks like a literal thumb
