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[DemurePrincess]

I hate to tell you but kenney didn't introduce Camels to the SFA, we are the original keepers of the Camels

See how you said original keepers…

 

[gab213]

 

[Footypie32]

Who said camel???? kenneyswarriors

It's my safe word, why?

 

[Kilroy]

It's my safe word, why?

Baghdad has it’s followers.

 

[DemurePrincess]

It's my safe word, why?

Just asking

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have my own camels….thank you…but are you running towards or away?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Who said camel???? kenneyswarriors

I wondered how long it would take

 

[Tigerturbulance]

He was originally a Baghdad Rookie, for a day Then moved on to the poachers, I mean OOBs He and his camels make regular appearances in our threads, so it's all good.

the camel toe has taste

 

[kenneyswarriors]

I hate to tell you but kenney didn't introduce Camels to the SFA, we are the original keepers of the Camels

 

[kenneyswarriors]

the camel toe has taste

 

[DemurePrincess]

I wondered how long it would take

When the word ‘camel’ is spoken our ears prick
kenneyswarriors is the camel tamer… I just whisper shit to them

 

[DemurePrincess]

the camel toe has taste

Ewwwww! Foot fetishes are nasty

Awwwwww!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Not just any old camel will do

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Not just any old camel will do

 

[cooney]

Now I'm scared.

Help me cooney you're my only hope.

What’s up

 

[Footypie32]

What’s up

Is this place still any good?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Is this place still any good?

Wanna give it a go again? I'm sure there's been about 10 teams that have slid in your dms already.

 

[James Colorado]

It's my safe word, why?

The only safe words we allow at the Furies are "harder", "don't stop", and "DID I *ING TELL YOU TO STOP!"

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

The only safe words we allow at the Furies are "harder", "don't stop", and "DID I *ING TELL YOU TO STOP!"

There is a lot wrong with this and I don't know where to start.

 

[Tonga Bob]

What’s up

The Reds are. TOP OF THE LEAGUE BABEY!!!

 

[cooney]

Is this place still any good?

It’s alright

 

[cooney]

The Reds are. TOP OF THE LEAGUE BABEY!!!

Wooo!

 

[grumbleguts]

What is SFA?

Sweet FA is social fantasy football league based around the Qooty footy simulator.

Thirteen teams compete in two seasons each calendar year in a home-and-away format with finals, similar to AFL. Each week, teams engage with their opponents in the baattle of wits in dedicated match threads until the game is posted on each Sunday. Players can also get involved in media or other representative competitions played.

Find out more in this complete compilation of the league's history and statistics.

What is Qooty?

Qooty is a computer-simulated football game brought to Big Footya by Mobbs. Two teams of 20 players, 18 on field + 2 interchange, are entered into the sim and a football match is played through a series of random events. Commentary and stats are generated by the sim, which are posted in the match thread each Sunday during the season.

How do I get involved?

Fill in the sign up form below, choose a team and away you go. Your captain will put you in the team and the sim will do the rest. There is no requirement to participate in match threads however participation is encouraged and is often used to 'reward' players with better positions.

FORM:

Name (your BigFooty username):
Preferred Position 1 (optional):
Preferred Position 2 (optional):
Preferred Position 3 (optional):
Preferred Team (if you have one):
State (optional):
How did you hear about the S.F.A?:
Note: No aliases allowed. If you have previously played in the SFA with another name or different account, please disclose this to the SFA Admin either publicly or privately to maintain accurate data keeping and award eligibility.

Teams may then bid publicly or privately for their services, and the applicant should engage with the bidding teams. If a player nominated a club in the sign up form, then the nominated club is free to sign them after 24 hrs, provided no adjustments to the nominated club have been made in this time period. Any disputes between teams regarding who the player has joined after the 24 hour period must be clarified by the player themselves before they can be added to a squad list. The 24 hour period rule can be waived, only if the team does not have enough eligible players to fill the team and less than 24 hours remains until the teamsheet deadline.

Why should I get involved?

Sweet FA offers a different experience on Big Footy to the main/club boards while staying true to its football core. This community has been existence nearly as long as Big Footy itself and over 250 posters participate each season. The league has a strong fantasy element with its own history, awards, media, characters and stories. Match threads typically resemble random discussion threads that you would find on club boards.


WHO ARE THE SWEET F.A CLUBS AND WHO ARE THE ARE THE KEY CONTACTS?

Sweet FA Administration: Kennedy Parker manangatang	Ophidian Old Boys: Tigerturbulance Elton Johns Wig	Coney Island Warriors: Tonga Bob Dinsdale	East Side Phoenix: por_please_ya thewizardmelon	Fighting Furies: James Colorado omgfridge	Gold City Royals: Cadsky CakeEater	Gumbies FFC: Falconista
Las Vegas Bears: tony	Mount Buller Demons: manangatang Wosh	Roys FFC: TedDougChris Zevon	Sin City Swamprats: jackster83 BloodySwan	West Coast Wonders: damicky HARPSichord	Baghdad Bombers: Pugsley	Dragons FFC: T2B_

Frequently Asked Questions:

Spoiler: FAQ

Do I need to do anything?

Once signed up, all you need to do is show up week by week and, alongside your teammates, banter with the opposition. You may also choose to get involved in league media and volunteer roles.

Ok, so I read the above description and read some of the threads on the board, but I still don't really 'get' it.

For a more detailed description of the Sweet FA Concept, read the "Sweet FA Explained" thread in the useful links section below. You can also ask your captain, fellow teammates for help understanding it.

If you still don't understand, don't worry, that comes with time.

So it is a banter board, does that mean anything goes?

No. The Sweet FA is fairly lenient in terms of banter, sledging and insults compared to the majority of the board, but there is still a line, if you cross that line, you will face consequences from the board moderators (Anything from a warning to bans) and possibly even league Administration (Missed matches, ineligibility from awards)

Things that are particularly frowned upon here:

• Any type of hate speech (Slurs regarding gender, race, sexuality etc) regardless of whether you are joking or not
• Over the top smut, suggestive images or gifs
• Mod abuse/ criticism
• Personal attacks not directed at a posters persona, but the person behind that persona.

For more details, please have a read of the board rules:

Mod. Notice - Bigfooty Terms Of Use and Rules - PLEASE READ

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/help/terms/ And please note adult content is forbidden on the SFA and across all Bigfooty boards https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/adult-content-forbidden-on-bigfooty.1217142/ If you have an issue with the rules or infractions please contact a mod or admin...

www.bigfooty.com

You can also PM the board moderators if unsure of anything:


manangatang
The Filth Wizard

It sounds fun, but I don't have the time to commit, is it a big commitment?

It is really what you make it. Some post a lot in match threads, get involved in media and volunteer, others are happy posting 3-4 times a week. It is up to you how much time you choose to put into it. At the end at the day, it's about the fun and no one will hold it against you if you cannot be extremely active.

How does the "simulator" work?

The sim randomly generates match commentary and and statistics for each game.

An example of commentary:



an example of statistics generated:



Is the simulator random?

Yes, it is 100% random.

Do I have to be around when the match is being posted?

It is part of the experience and the fun, but if you cannot be around, don't stress. You can always catch up later.

Feel free to sign up and enjoy the league with all the other BigFooty posters! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask them in this thread.

Useful Links:

• Sweet F.A Wiki Page
• Sweet F.A Archives Sub-forum - learn about league history and request statistics and data
• The Sweet F.A Explained - a more comprehensive explanation of the Sweet F.A concept
• Mental Health Support Resources Thread - a comprehensive list of support services

Is it worth adding the sweetfa.plus to the useful links?

Also the heading to the table says "who are the are the key contacts."

 

[Cadsky]

Is it worth adding the sweetfa.plus to the useful links?

Also the heading to the table says "who are the are the key contacts."

Elton Johns Wig

 

[VainGlorious]

Shut up, Clod.