Official Match Thread Season 37, Grand Final - Sin City Swamprats v Ophidian Old Boys at SFA Park

[Pugsley]

Well,I don't mind a good tux, but prefer my pink frilly number

I love a good tux

 

[DemurePrincess]

Who is ready for some Rat Facts?

O goody!

Yes please! Pick Robertio

 

[DemurePrincess]

I love a good tux

Now. Why does my mind head straight to the gutter

 

[Robertio]

Watch the floaties! Could be pretzels… could also not be!!

Did someone let Pugsley in it again.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did someone let Pugsley in it again.

Yessssssssss! Can’t resist the little furball

 

[Pugsley]

Now. Why does my mind head straight to the gutter

That's on you, sister. I'm an innocent pug.

 

[Pugsley]

Did someone let Pugsley in it again.

You haven't got him much longer in committee and I think many are relieved.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Who is ready for some Rat Facts?

Just returning to this… are you talking facts about your team? Or fact about rats?

Bc I really don’t give a toss that -

• rats giggle when tickled
• or the fact you ****ers don’t get sick unless poisoned

That's on you, sister. I'm an innocent pug.

You are not! You instigate shit all the time..

 

[Pugsley]

Just returning to this… are you talking facts about your team? Or fact about rats?

Bc I really don’t give a toss that -

• rats giggle when tickled
• or the fact you ****ers don’t get sick unless poisoned

You are not! You instigate shit all the time..

Yes.....errrrrr.....potty run Pugsley.

 

[Pugsley]

Just returning to this… are you talking facts about your team? Or fact about rats?

Bc I really don’t give a toss that -

• rats giggle when tickled
• or the fact you ****ers don’t get sick unless poisoned

You are not! You instigate shit all the time..

Rats aren't fans of being hit with a broom.

may or may not be speaking from personal experience

 

[DemurePrincess]

Rats aren't fans of being hit with a broom.

may or may not be speaking from personal experience

Rats teeth keep growing.

Imagine having teeth bigger than your ding-a-ling!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Rats only live for 2 years!! Woah what???

That’s insane! If we hold the GF in 2 years time their team will all be dead and we win on forfeit!!

 

[Pugsley]

Rats teeth keep growing.

Imagine having teeth bigger than your ding-a-ling!

Ouch.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ouch.

Always a good chat Pugsley!

On ****ing fire

 

[philreich]

Rats teeth keep growing.

Imagine having teeth bigger than your ding-a-ling!

Proof that Rats are not Collingwood fans.

 

[Robertio]

Proof that Rats are not Collingwood fans.

Yet most Collingwood fans are rats

 

[philreich]

Yet most Collingwood fans are rats

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Good to see that he's lost weight.

 

[Robertio]

Good to see that he's lost weight.

He was the fittest Pie fan i could find.

 

[philreich]

He was the fittest Pie fan i could find.

He's still better looking than Joffa......

 

[Robertio]

He's still better looking than Joffa......

More respected as well.

 

[jackster83]

Yet most Collingwood fans are rats

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Former premiership winning Swamprat Leviathan Pie has let himself go

 

[philreich]

More respected as well.

Did I tell you about the Anzac Day game around a decade ago (or perhaps a bit more), where Collingwood was 16 points up with a couple of minutes remaining. Joffa decides it's time to don the gold jacket, as he's certain the game is over. Essendon then goes bang bang bang with 3 quick goals, and pinches the win in the dying seconds.

The headline in the following day's Melbourne Age was pure genius:

PREMATURE JACKET ELATION!

 

[Robertio]

Did I tell you about the Anzac Day game around a decade ago (or perhaps a bit more), where Collingwood was 16 points up with a couple of minutes remaining. Joffa decides it's time to don the gold jacket, as he's certain the game is over. Essendon then goes bang bang bang with 3 quick goals, and pinches the win in the dying seconds.

The headline in the following day's Melbourne Age was pure genius:

PREMATURE JACKET ELATION!

His ego got the better of him in the end, amongst other things.

 

[Chipmunk]

Chipmunk can I get the Chippybet odds for Jewelsbon to win the Deestroy medal?

From Forward Pocket?

$10

 

[jackster83]

From Forward Pocket?

$10

That's tempting.