Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Membling]

Excellent song writing.
I particularly like how the lyric "Rollin" rhymes with Rollin, Rollin Rollin and Rollin.

Why fix what isn't broke

 

[Brenton Davy]

Why fix what isn't broke

Well you’ve got to do something with your spare time…

 

[Footypie32]

Where are all the privileged in-breds?

This is their home game

Hey! We may be privileged and we may be in-bred, but at least we have all our teeth and the normal amount of fingers!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Hey! We may be privileged and we may be in-bred, but at least we have all our teeth and the normal amount of fingers!

I married a Tasmanian. She has a mole on her neck that she claims is where they cut off the inbred head…

 

[Kilroy]

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You get around doncha?

Kilroy’s true identity

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(He’s the one on the left)

 

[Kilroy]

Ah * nobody told me music night was starting early this week

I’ll be on a different forum somewhere folks, tell me when I can take the cloth out of my ears

Says the guy who’s namesake wrote the song “My Sh*** F***** Up!”

 

[Zevon]

Says the guy who’s namesake wrote the song “My Sh*** F***** Up!”

I don't get the link. Does writing that admittedly excellent song mean Warren would be compelled to enjoy mindless spamming of youtube music videos?

 

[Membling]

I don't get the link. Does writing that admittedly excellent song mean Warren would be compelled to enjoy mindless spamming of youtube music videos?

Oi, it was one music video and it had context...

 

[Kilroy]

I don't get the link. Does writing that admittedly excellent song mean Warren would be compelled to enjoy mindless spamming of youtube music videos?

If it hasn’t been posted yet, how would you know if it’s s*** or excellent?

But it’s a free world Warren. Go hide if you wanna.

 

[Zevon]

Oi, it was one music video and it had context...

I was referring to music night in general, not your link Membling. Truth be told I hadn’t even realised you’d posted one sorry

If it hasn’t been posted yet, how would you know if it’s s*** or excellent?

Law of averages. Bombers music night has never been good. Like not once. Ever. Safe bet that continues

 

[Kilroy]

Law of averages. Bombers music night has never been good. Like not once. Ever. Safe bet that continues

Tough crowd.

See the funny thing is, I just found a song JustaBattler posted once that you might actually appreciate.

 

[Zevon]

Tough crowd.

See the funny thing is, I just found a song JustaBattler posted once that you might actually appreciate.

You actually took that very well I have to say, classy reply. I’ll give it a listen

 

[Zevon]

Yeah that one’s another no from me Kilroy but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

 

[JustaBattler]

Tough crowd.

See the funny thing is, I just found a song JustaBattler posted once that you might actually appreciate.

Bob Dylan totally ripped the original and best off

 

[JustaBattler]

Yeah that one’s another no from me Kilroy but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

you don't like hats I take it?

 

[Kilroy]

Yeah that one’s another no from me Kilroy but I appreciate the effort nonetheless

Well I appreciate that an upstanding man like yourself took the time to listen to my attempt to entertain, and I live in the anticipation that one day you might return the favour on a Friday night in our matchthread, right about 9pm.

 

[Zevon]

you don't like hats I take it?

I think it was more the attempt to rhyme pickle, sickle, and motorcycle… then talking about it for a couple of minutes. That stamped its papers for me.

 

[Zevon]

Well I appreciate that an upstanding man like yourself took the time to listen to my attempt to entertain, and I live in the anticipation that one day you might return the favour on a Friday night in our matchthread, right about 9pm.

Since I’ll be in absentia, here’s my offering now. Warning: I may not have taken the exercise seriously. Enjoy!

 

[Kilroy]

I think it was more the attempt to rhyme pickle, sickle, and motorcycle… then talking about it for a couple of minutes. That stamped its papers for me.

How do you feel about Johnny singing about doing the laundry?

(A brand new release)

 

[Brenton Davy]

How do you feel about Johnny singing about doing the laundry?

(A brand new release)

Seems a tad incongruous

 

[Zevon]

How do you feel about Johnny singing about doing the laundry?

(A brand new release)

I don’t think Johnny ever sang anything bad… this is no exception

DAMN YOU KILROY STOP LURING ME INTO THIS

 

[Kilroy]

Seems a tad incongruous

What is this, therapy hour?

 

[Pedro]

Ah nu metal.

I use to be cool. Now it is "dad rock"

It's sad that you find this stuff on the Golden Oldies station now. I mean, the 90's were only yesterday weren't they

 

[Brenton Davy]

What is this, therapy hour?

Man goes to see Sigmund Freud.

Man: “Dr Freud! I have a real problem! Yesterday I felt like an Indian teepee and today I feel like a circus big top ! What’s wrong with me???

Dr: “Oh, you have no problem you’re just two tents!!“

 

[Kilroy]

DAMN YOU KILROY STOP LURING ME INTO THIS

I’m sitting in the car waiting for the RACV to come and deliver me from this flat battery.

Left the lights on while I was busy entertaining you. That’ll teach me.