Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 13 - Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[Brenton Davy]

I’m sitting in the car waiting for the RACV to come and deliver me from this flat battery.

Left the lights on while I was busy entertaining you. That’ll teach me.

A deflating experience

 

[Zevon]

A deflating experience

Draining way to spend an evening you reckon?

 

[CakeEater]

Draining way to spend an evening you reckon?

Kilroy 's battery is just a negative looking for a positive charge

 

[Kilroy]

A deflating experience

#itsallaboutengagement

 

[grumbleguts]

Nice.

Just as word went out that bees are in serious decline (and play an integral role in pollinating plants), comes news that earthworms may be in serious decline (despite their role as recycling superstars).

Pesticides may be the cause.

Yes, but they breed easily, and LOVE watermelon, so if you get a little farm going, one piece of water melon means they have to gather around near it to enjoy it, and when worms are close to each other...

 

[grumbleguts]

Kilroy 's battery is just a negative looking for a positive charge

My car battery had two lumps on it, I sent them away to be tested one came back positive. Apparently it's terminal.

 

[grumbleguts]

I married a Tasmanian. She has a mole on her neck that she claims is where they cut off the inbred head…

It's good to have an athletic wife. It means fairly athletic children. And you know she's athletic, because she can outrun her brothers.

(My wife is Mekeo from central province PNG but spent a lot of her childhood in Tasmania.)

 

[CakeEater]

My car battery had two lumps on it, I sent them away to be tested one came back positive. Apparently it's terminal.

Whats a battery's favourite food?
Currants

 

[Zevon]

Yes, but they breed easily, and LOVE watermelon, so if you bet a little farm going, one piece of water melon means they have to gather around near it to enjoy it, and when worms are close to each other...

Thank goodness. Crisis averted. I can go back to driving my petrol guzzling monstrosity and using my coal fired stove, throwing my rubbish in the creek and not bothering to recycle. The worms will offset it

 

[Jabba73]

I’m sitting in the car waiting for the RACV to come and deliver me from this flat battery.

Left the lights on while I was busy entertaining you. That’ll teach me.

Careful they might overcharge you

 

[grumbleguts]

Whats a battery's favourite food?
Currants

They actually find them reVOLTing. But there's ample where that came from. I just have to go ohm to get them. I went to a Buddhist temple last week and said "They have some really cool-oms."

 

[Grav]

Man goes to see Sigmund Freud.

Man: “Dr Freud! I have a real problem! Yesterday I felt like an Indian teepee and today I feel like a circus big top ! What’s wrong with me???

Dr: “Oh, you have no problem you’re just two tents!!“

Don’t tell me …. you stole that from philreich didn’t you?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Don’t tell me …. you stole that from philreich didn’t you?

No actually I didn’t. I heard that one around 30 years ago. Before Bigfooty was even a gleam in Chief s eye…

 

[Grav]

I’m sitting in the car waiting for the RACV to come and deliver me from this flat battery.

Left the lights on while I was busy entertaining you. That’ll teach me.

Not supposed to get out of the car & play air guitar in front of your car, with your headlights on.

 

[Grav]

No actually I didn’t. I heard that one around 30 years ago. Before Bigfooty was even a gleam in Chief s eye…

Oh! So Phil stole it from you!

 

[Brenton Davy]

Oh! So Phil stole it from you!

Most likely. Can’t trust those Alberton rats…

 

[philreich]

Most likely. Can’t trust those Alberton rats…

Just as long as nobody steals my stolen jokes - that wouldn't be cool.......

 

[Brenton Davy]

Just as long as nobody steals my stolen jokes - that wouldn't be cool.......

I’m reasonably certain that there is no chance of that happening…

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Says the guy who’s namesake wrote the song “My Sh*** F***** Up!”

His shit was ****ed up..... it killed him.
It was weird how he wrote the song before he was diagnosed.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

I’m sitting in the car waiting for the RACV to come and deliver me from this flat battery.

Left the lights on while I was busy entertaining you. That’ll teach me.

So you're trying to blame all of us for your own absolute stupidity?

 

[Kilroy]

Thank goodness. Crisis averted. I can go back to driving my petrol guzzling monstrosity and using my coal fired stove, throwing my rubbish in the creek and not bothering to recycle. The worms will offset it

Speaking of worms ….



How’s that worm in the Mezcal treating you Mesc ?

 

[Kilroy]

So you're trying to blame all of us for your own absolute stupidity?

Thought my membership had expired AND would be forking out for a new battery.

Ended up that after the guy started the engine, I just had to leave the car running in the garage for half an hour.

Cost me nothing.

Winning

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Draining way to spend an evening you reckon?

Back in the 80s, heading home from some club, western suburbs, my car just died.

Opened the hood , i'd fitted an aftermarket cable from my battery to the starter, it was too long and it had flopped aginst the extractors. Opened the hood , and i saw the cable glowing red hot between the battery and the extractors.

Battery has a hole burnt in it where the hot cable has burned through. I pulled the cable back away from the extractors, it was still intact, but totally lacking in insulation.

Called RACV . Curled up in the back of my wagon, probably 3am.

RACV guy gets there an hour later.... Ohhh you need a new battery....i don't have one, you'll need to be towed.

Just shut up and give me a jump start.

Jump start, car works , drive home. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK.

 

[Zevon]

Back in the 80s, heading home from some club, western suburbs, my car just died.

Opened the hood , i'd fitted an aftermarket cable from my battery to the starter, it was too long and it had flopped aginst the extractors. Opened the hood , and i saw the cable glowing red hot between the battery and the extractors.

Battery has a hole burnt in it where the hot cable has burned through. I pulled the cable back away from the extractors, it was still intact, but totally lacking in insulation.

Called RACV . Curled up in the back of my wagon, probably 3am.

RACV guy gets there an hour later.... Ohhh you need a new battery....i don't have one, you'll need to be towed.

Just shut up and give me a jump start.

Jump start, car works , drive home. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK.

What a tale!! I was hanging on every twist and turn!

 

[Brenton Davy]

So you're trying to blame all of us for your own absolute stupidity?

Standard Operating Procedure for the Sweet FA