Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 20 - Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

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Hello furious friends. Do you remember me?
I do, but I'm actually not that angry anymore. I mean, krakouers isn't leaving the love notes as much, and Nothing hasn't planted any more geraniums in the qootysock drawer.
 

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I take it you haven't seen the ladder?

It has us right where we want to be, coming from behind...

(Um, not sure that was very well thought out)
 
No mention in the OP.

Only kicked 16 goals in the last 2 weeks.

Guess I better kick 10 goals this week.

Sucks to be you Royals.

Brenton Davy is actually in the running for the Fred medal.

I will discourage him from looking for you on the ladder.

I don't want him bending his neck that much and hurting it before the game.
 
Brenton Davy is actually in the running for the Fred medal.

I will discourage him from looking for you on the ladder.

I don't want him bending his neck that much and hurting it before the game.

He'll be looking back one way or another.

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He'll be looking back one way or another.

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What... are... you... planning on... doing to him???

I feel like that would be at least a free kick.

Possibly a 50... year sentence.
 
He'll be looking back one way or another.

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What... are... you... planning on... doing to him???

I feel like that would be at least a free kick.

Possibly a 50... year sentence.
It’s all bluff and bluster. He’ll be safe and sound up the other end of the ground having his arse handed to him by grumbleguts or whoever we put there. It’s poor old Chronz that has to deal with me…
 
I do, but I'm actually not that angry anymore. I mean, krakouers isn't leaving the love notes as much, and Nothing hasn't planted any more geraniums in the qootysock drawer.
I did… but for some reason they get <censored>
 
It’s all bluff and bluster. He’ll be safe and sound up the other end of the ground having his arse handed to him by grumbleguts or whoever we put there. It’s poor old Chronz that has to deal with me…

A very grumble guts kind of post.
 
A very grumble guts kind of post.
I take that as a compliment. grumbleguts is a highly intelligent poster from whom I’ve learned a lot of (mostly useless) trivia and some pretty decent jokes.
 

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I'm here, you just can't see me. I'm like a ninja
Sometimes I just walk around punching the air, to see if a ninja just collapses out of nothing.
 
I take that as a compliment. grumbleguts is a highly intelligent poster from whom I’ve learned a lot of (mostly useless) trivia and some pretty decent jokes.

Hope the jokes are worse than Phil's.
 
Hope the jokes are worse than Phil's.
I don't actually know any jokes, just funny things happen to me. Like the other day I saw a bloke in the street carrying some woman on his back. He was walking really slowly.

"What's this about?"

He said I'm going to a fancy dress party as a snail?

"I don't get it."

"This is Michelle."
 
Had a bit of a tricky couple of days. The principal spoke to me in his office the other day and told me a kid I had in class in period 1, young Jenkins, had lost his father overnight in hospital and he hadn't heard yet and that I was to break the news to him. So I thought, no point molly-coddling him, so I said "OK people! Get your books and pens out! Jenkins, your dad's dead. Today we'll be continuing our work with integral calculus."

So anyway the principal calls me into his office at lunch and lets me have it for being so blunt. He informs me the death was the result of a car accident and his mother has now also passed away, I had the kid for physics next and I was to let him know but be more subtle and slow about how i told him.


"OK everyone, before we continue our journey into the wonderful realm of quantum mechanics and the standard model, we're going to do a little activity. I want all of you to line up against the back wall of the classroom. Now everyone with at least one parent still living, take a step forward. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING JENKINS!"
 

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Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 20 - Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

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