Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

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Everyone wants an emu!
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Pheasant farm pate is delicious

My mum was given a couple of Emu's back in the day.
Of course she didn't have the right fencing for them.
Mostly they stayed in , but i remember once they jumped over to the Neigbours.
I went over, and was able , one at a time , to herd them into a corner.
I found out that when they tried to run past, you could push down on their backs.
Their legs aren't as strong as they look, because birds are pretty light, and they just pushed down onto the ground like a big chicken.
Then i could pick them up from behind, pinning the upper part of their leg against their chest, the forelegs kicking like the blazes.
From there i could just throw them over the fence.

Some time after that, they got out onto a road, and people called the council.
Some guy calling himself a Ranger ( dogcatcher i'd call him ) had a rod with a loop of cable in the end and managed to catch them.
He put a bag over their heads and took them back to my mum's place.
Both were dead on arrival. 100% fail rate Mr Ranger.

I don't really believe the crap you hear about how dangerous they are, though i guess these ones weren't very aggressive.
 
Mattress on the floor is clearly unacceptable, we will investigate who was bribed to obtain such luxury.
Just swung by the Away team HQ at Abdu and its looking as beautiful as ever.

Enjoy Bears. Please do refrain from letting us know if you need anything as we will not be helping.

Cheers.

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My mum was given a couple of Emu's back in the day.
Of course she didn't have the right fencing for them.
Mostly they stayed in , but i remember once they jumped over to the Neigbours.
I went over, and was able , one at a time , to herd them into a corner.
I found out that when they tried to run past, you could push down on their backs.
Their legs aren't as strong as they look, because birds are pretty light, and they just pushed down onto the ground like a big chicken.
Then i could pick them up from behind, pinning the upper part of their leg against their chest, the forelegs kicking like the blazes.
From there i could just throw them over the fence.

Some time after that, they got out onto a road, and people called the council.
Some guy calling himself a Ranger ( dogcatcher i'd call him ) had a rod with a loop of cable in the end and managed to catch them.
He put a bag over their heads and took them back to my mum's place.
Both were dead on arrival. 100% fail rate Mr Ranger.

I don't really believe the crap you hear about how dangerous they are, though i guess these ones weren't very aggressive.
This is the best story I've read on bigfooty full stop
 
Just swung by the Away team HQ at Abdu and its looking as beautiful as ever.

Enjoy Bears. Please do refrain from letting us know if you need anything as we will not be helping.

Cheers.

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Whoa! Luxury or what? Now I know why we charge them that $100 fully refundable fee if they leave the suites exactly how they are.
 

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Look, everyone has a gap in their education, it's all good.

I'll deal with Netflix during negotiations, you can get some culture

I have plenty of culture growing in my Y-fronts ( the most fashionable choice in Baghdad ).
Parma's in Australia started in Victoria and they called them Parmi in other places because....well its what they do, they clap their handy's and drink their beeries , and eat their parmi's.

Parma's started in the USA, but they just call them Chicken Parm.
 
Mattress on the floor is clearly unacceptable, we will investigate who was bribed to obtain such luxury.

Just swung by the Away team HQ at Abdu and its looking as beautiful as ever.

Enjoy Bears. Please do refrain from letting us know if you need anything as we will not be helping.

Cheers.

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Just out of curiosity what do the home team amenities look like. I'm not sure if you guys really know what luxury is. And I assumed you guys had riches behind imagination through various warlords and arms trading's.
Yeah, never accept the 'after match rubdown' from Testy
I believe the saying goes...

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times i get tricked by Test Tickle and end up handcuffed to a pipe. ' - Nelson Mandela
 
Just out of curiosity what do the home team amenities look like. I'm not sure if you guys really know what luxury is. And I assumed you guys had riches behind imagination through various warlords and arms trading's.

I believe the saying goes...

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times i get tricked by Test Tickle and end up handcuffed to a pipe. ' - Nelson Mandela

Nothing special.

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I have plenty of culture growing in my Y-fronts ( the most fashionable choice in Baghdad ).
Parma's in Australia started in Victoria and they called them Parmi in other places because....well its what they do, they clap their handy's and drink their beeries , and eat their parmi's.

Parma's started in the USA, but they just call them Chicken Parm.
probably because Parmi makes sense

Unlike Parma and poor versions of the AB.
 

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Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

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