Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[Pugsley]

Policy, we have to buy "Made in Iraq " but look how good the carpets are.

They have built in antenna. I don't know what country that is.

 

[Test Tickle]

Keep up the good work Bears, we are a real powerhouse in this minnow competition.

 

[Pugsley]

Keep up the good work Bears, we are a real powerhouse in this minnow competition.

Need a rebel league mate?

 

[Test Tickle]

Need a rebel league mate?

shit sorry, thought this was our team thread.

 

[Millky95]

All the Bear things
True skills, they bring
Watch their straight kicks
Bombers are pricks
Cap kicks at goal
He puts on a show
Bombers, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas

Late night, check thread
Bears suck? Hell no!
Tandy tackles breaks your femur!
RonnieRaven takes a screamer!

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below
JoshWoodenSpoon don't give up goals
Senor M the ball he controls

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Bears are on top, they're all below
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Keep you head still, the Bears will thrill
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
The game will go on, the game will go on, my Las Vegas Bears

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Bears by 182.

 

[Dingster]

BLUEALLTHRU get in here and I'll even drink one of your dodgy beers. Can I have some lemonade in it though?

 

[Test Tickle]

Bears by 182.

minimum

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

View attachment 1915561

Most people don't know this but did you know "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi is actually a cover? It was written by a guy and he did a version. Some say it is a bit creepy but I don't mind it. Bit of a punk vibe.

 

[CursingFijian]

Oh my lord. This thread is hitting new never seen before heights.

 

[Cap]

Most people don't know this but did you know "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi is actually a cover? It was written by a guy and he did a version. Some say it is a bit creepy but I don't mind it. Bit of a punk vibe.

 

[Cap]

Oh my lord. This thread is hitting new never seen before heights.

Bears always aim high, hit low.

 

[Test Tickle]

Oh my lord. This thread is hitting new never seen before heights.

That’s because the Bears are inolved.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

BLUEALLTHRU get in here and I'll even drink one of your dodgy beers. Can I have some lemonade in it though?

Apologies mate, just got back from a few days down in beautiful Busselton and Margaret River.

Will be resuming normal transmission tomorrow and there will be lots of beer consumption and plenty of chat.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

My mum was given a couple of Emu's back in the day.
Of course she didn't have the right fencing for them.
Mostly they stayed in , but i remember once they jumped over to the Neigbours.
I went over, and was able , one at a time , to herd them into a corner.
I found out that when they tried to run past, you could push down on their backs.
Their legs aren't as strong as they look, because birds are pretty light, and they just pushed down onto the ground like a big chicken.
Then i could pick them up from behind, pinning the upper part of their leg against their chest, the forelegs kicking like the blazes.
From there i could just throw them over the fence.

Some time after that, they got out onto a road, and people called the council.
Some guy calling himself a Ranger ( dogcatcher i'd call him ) had a rod with a loop of cable in the end and managed to catch them.
He put a bag over their heads and took them back to my mum's place.
Both were dead on arrival. 100% fail rate Mr Ranger.

I don't really believe the crap you hear about how dangerous they are, though i guess these ones weren't very aggressive.

Had a pig once. Started out little, like a small dog. Then it grew, and grew. We kept it in a pen, there was no way you could let it out as it was as strong as an ox. You just couldn't control it. It was never aggressive. Just so strong.

It escaped one day. Someone left the door open. We were able to follow its trail down the road as it was digging up everything with its snout. It eventually went into someones property. If they knew they would have just let us know but they had no idea what was going on. So they called the ranger. Would have been some sort of job getting it into a vehicle. Had to pay $50 to get it out of the pound.

Eventually it got old and had bad arthritis. It needed to be put down so we had to get a vet out. It took forever, the vet said it was given enough drugs to kill a clydesdale horse. That's how big it was. It just wouldn't go down and they had to keep injecting.

 

[Dingster]

Apologies mate, just got back from a few days down in beautiful Busselton and Margaret River.

Will be resuming normal transmission tomorrow and there will be lots of beer consumption and plenty of chat.

Holding back on the good wines from MR you sly dog.

 

[Chipmunk]

You mean Parmi of course.

A mistake anyone can make.

por_please_ya agrees

We also have parmo in the north of England but it means something different.

 

[Cap]

por_please_ya agrees

We also have parmo in the north of England but it means something different.

Something deep fried ?

 

[Tandy]

All the Bear things
True skills, they bring
Watch their straight kicks
Bombers are pricks
Cap kicks at goal
He puts on a show
Bombers, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas

Late night, check thread
Bears suck? Hell no!
Tandy tackles breaks your femur!
RonnieRaven takes a screamer!

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas

Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
Bears are on top, they're all below
JoshWoodenSpoon don't give up goals
Senor M the ball he controls

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Say it ain't so, Bombers no-show
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Bears are on top, they're all below
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
Keep you head still, the Bears will thrill
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-las, Vegas
The game will go on, the game will go on, my Las Vegas Bears

Brilliant. The Bears answer to freed from desire

Most people don't know this but did you know "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi is actually a cover? It was written by a guy and he did a version. Some say it is a bit creepy but I don't mind it. Bit of a punk vibe.

Never knew that. Not a fan of Cindy's really. The original does have a punky quality

 

[Chipmunk]

Something deep fried ?

Same as a parma/i but instead of tomato, cheese and ham - it’s cheese and bechamel sauce.

It sounds posher than it is

 

[por_please_ya]

Same as a parma/i but instead of tomato, cheese and ham - it’s cheese and bechamel sauce.

It sounds posher than it is

Italians screaming che cazzo!

 

[Chipmunk]

Italians screaming che cazzo!

While you’re saying that, here’s something else which can be described as such. For you and MP_ , here’s the new song by Jason Derulo and Michael Buble. It’s a cover of Sway! (not Mambo Italiano)

 

[Chipmunk]

You must think you have a chance now in the Cup Dingster ? Home to Liverpool, you might be favourites then who knows

 

[Pugsley]

s**t sorry, thought this was our team thread.

We are all misfits here friend some a little more extreme than others.

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Most people don't know this but did you know "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi is actually a cover? It was written by a guy and he did a version. Some say it is a bit creepy but I don't mind it. Bit of a punk vibe.

I think that was just a demo, still not bad production for a demo.