Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Baghdad Bombers v Las Vegas Bears at Abdu Prison

[Osc1]

Had a pig once. Started out little, like a small dog. Then it grew, and grew. We kept it in a pen, there was no way you could let it out as it was as strong as an ox. You just couldn't control it. It was never aggressive. Just so strong.

It escaped one day. Someone left the door open. We were able to follow its trail down the road as it was digging up everything with its snout. It eventually went into someones property. If they knew they would have just let us know but they had no idea what was going on. So they called the ranger. Would have been some sort of job getting it into a vehicle. Had to pay $50 to get it out of the pound.

Eventually it got old and had bad arthritis. It needed to be put down so we had to get a vet out. It took forever, the vet said it was given enough drugs to kill a clydesdale horse. That's how big it was. It just wouldn't go down and they had to keep injecting.

I’ve had a few pigs too.

Oh you meant real pigs. Sorry, carry on.

 

[Pugsley]

Italians screaming che cazzo!

Exactly you get killed for that like asking for a well done steak.

 

[MayTheNorthBeWithU]

Just out of curiosity what do the home team amenities look like. I'm not sure if you guys really know what luxury is. And I assumed you guys had riches behind imagination through various warlords and arms trading's.

When I’m back in my room tonight I’ll send a pic of what enticed me across to Baghdad.

Although, I found a picture of our team meeting room at Abdu. I took this on my tour of Abdu’s facilities before signing with the Bombers.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

I think that was just a demo, still not bad production for a demo.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a demo. I don't think it was released. Still the hit Cyndi made of it would have made him some serious $$$.

 

[Millky95]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was a demo. I don't think it was released. Still the hit Cyndi made of it would have made him some serious $$$.

Bears they wanna have fu-un
Oh bears just wanna have

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Exactly you get killed for that like asking for a well done steak.

WTF likes a well done steak? Might as well serve beef jerky.

 

[Dingster]

You must think you have a chance now in the Cup Dingster ? Home to Liverpool, you might be favourites then who knows

Have you seen our injury list? We're no chance

 

[Pugsley]

WTF likes a well done steak? Might as well serve beef jerky.

You get called a butcher in the old country then they throw it on the ground and ask if that is well done enough for you.

 

[tony]

Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

 

[tony]

Same as a parma/i but instead of tomato, cheese and ham - it’s cheese and bechamel sauce.

It sounds posher than it is

Chipmunk please direct me to where these people live, the boys and I would like to discuss something with them.

 

[Tandy]

Smell that bombers. Smells like the tears of the s36 losing grand finalists. Get used to it. Because I'll still be crying about it next time we meet.

 

[RonnieRaven]

View attachment 1916219
Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

View attachment 1916219
Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

Changed my mind, no short of 183.

 

[Pugsley]

View attachment 1916219
Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

 

[RookiePick]

View attachment 1916219
Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

 

[Tandy]

Breaking news: club captain tony caught up in Simpsons family scandal. He has apparently been living a double life in Springfield, shacking up with his goomah Marge for the last 10 years.

 

[tony]

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It won't be long before this great team is lifting the cup.

 

[tony]

Breaking news: club captain tony caught up in Simpsons family scandal. He has apparently been living a double life in Springfield, shacking up with his goomah Marge for the last 10 years. View attachment 1916283

What beautiful Children I have, real lookers.

 

[tony]

Apologies mate, just got back from a few days down in beautiful Busselton and Margaret River.

Will be resuming normal transmission tomorrow and there will be lots of beer consumption and plenty of chat.

BAT, this is how I picture you spending your time away.

 

[Dingster]

BAT, this is how I picture you spending your time away.

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Why are you picturing BLUEALLTHRU weirdo.

 

[tony]

Why are you picturing BLUEALLTHRU weirdo.

His in my nightmares, I just can't stop thinking about him.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

View attachment 1916219
Las Vegas Bears
S37 Official Team Sheet Round 5
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: RookiePick / JoshWoodenSpoon / Tommycash
HB: Dingster / Chipmunk / tony
C: Matera92 / RonnieRaven / Art Vandelay_
HF: Shadow Man / JoseMourinho / Electronic_Renaissance
F: Jezmiester40 / Cap / MWPP
FOLL: Test Tickle / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: kane249 / Senor M

No Changes​

I'll be marathon fit by seasons end. Another week running both wings

 

[Grav]

His in my nightmares, I just can't stop thinking about him

Nice one BLUEALLTHRU this is what is called the total reaming.

 

[Shadow Man]

His in my nightmares, I just can't stop thinking about him.

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I'm just pleased he's in yours and not mine

 

[Kilroy]

I'm just pleased he's in yours and not mine

I can think of a few people who wish they could say they’ve won two Premierships with the mighty Bombers.

You’re one lucky fella.