Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Ophidian Old Boys v Gold City Royals at Spotswood Oval

[DemurePrincess]

They let plebs do stuff like that now?? Goodness, I miss the good old days when that sort of luxury was reserved for the rank of countess and above… Royals you might say.

Check your access pass….

Basement it is….

 

[Zevon]

Equine Bar designed by our award winning architect @Robertio

I heard he trashed them celebrating his other team’s win on Friday night and you now need to hire a real architect to come and address the damage

 

[kenneyswarriors]

The stage is yours donkey

Oh sure , just ease in to things, that will be a nice change of pace.

 

[Cadsky]

Nice writeup and info MWPP

Hiya Royal Gorillas or Gorillas Royale or Roys or...

Anyway, hi and welcome from the OOB Stables and Equine Bar! Will catch up on thread soon.
Stables...View attachment 1925388
Equine Bar designed by our award winning architect Robertio
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See ya soon for a drink!

Hello miss. Looking forward to spending another week together since our week in the WW thread came to a premature end. BTW what do you drink? First rounds on me!

 

[myblueroan]

Did that case of Equine flu get sorted?

Oh hey Roy’s! First drinks on the house

Shhhhhh!!!!
Geez!!!

 

[Zevon]

Check your access pass….

Basement it is….

Cadsky do we still have an old guillotine somewhere from the grand old years when Royals were given the respect we deserved??

 

[Cadsky]

Cadsky do we still have an old guillotine somewhere from the grand old years when Royals were given the respect we deserved??

Do we? Mate, they're lined up in the grand entrance hall as you walk through doors

 

[DemurePrincess]

Shhhhhh!!!!
Geez!!!

(whispers) Haven’t the infected horses been drinking from those glasses?

Gesus! We may be playing ourselves come Sunday!!?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Nice writeup and info MWPP

Hiya Royal Gorillas or Gorillas Royale or Roys or...

Anyway, hi and welcome from the OOB Stables and Equine Bar! Will catch up on thread soon.
Stables...View attachment 1925388
Equine Bar designed by our award winning architect Robertio
View attachment 1925391
See ya soon for a drink!

I'm starting to see a theme here at Spotswood...

Looks like its PUB CRAWL time... Remember to finish at Mrs Ts Tavern , we're Open til late




and If you can't pub crawl Fleabane will come to you in The Flea

*have these Royal guys even experienced the great service of The Flea

 

[Mrs Turbo]

They let plebs do stuff like that now?? Goodness, I miss the good old days when that sort of luxury was reserved for the rank of countess and above… Royals you might say.

Royal Smoyal...

Did you know we OOB's have royalty: the King Tenz and a Princess too

 

[Tigerturbulance]

They let plebs do stuff like that now?? Goodness, I miss the good old days when that sort of luxury was reserved for the rank of countess and above… Royals you might say.

your now gorillas so no more luxury items for you,
you will have to forget the fancy hors d'oeuvre and get used to basic finger foods from now on

 

[myblueroan]

I heard he trashed them celebrating his other team’s win on Friday night and you now need to hire a real architect to come and address the damage

Meh! We just Dadadah da dah'd a fair but...
I mean sure, he swung from the chandeliers..and shattered the venetian glass, but really...who puts a chandelier in the stables ffs!
Nah, we got some cool new lighting now.
Before:

After:

 

[Zevon]

Not going to lie, you’re looking damn fine these days Mrs Turbo. Mr Turbo Tigerturbulance is a lucky man

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Not going to lie, you’re looking damn fine these days Mrs Turbo. Mr Turbo Tigerturbulance is a lucky man

a Big Howdy to you Zevon

 

[DemurePrincess]

Cadsky do we still have an old guillotine somewhere from the grand old years when Royals were given the respect we deserved??

It’s your lucky day! I have a locked room here at Spotswood full of all that medieval good shit!

I don’t think Bronze grants you access though however!

 

[Zevon]

Royal Smoyal...

Did you know we OOB's have royalty: the @KingTenz and a Princess too

Yes I’m told we banished them from the family and sent them to live in America. They did a documentary recently on Netflix complaining about how awful we all were but we just shrugged and returned to our champagne brunches and piles of money

 

[myblueroan]

Hello miss. Looking forward to spending another week together since our week in the WW thread came to a premature end. BTW what do you drink? First rounds on me!

Oh fantastic!
A large carrot and apple juice please.

Do you play darts? I've learnt to play with my teeth.

 

[Zevon]

a Big Howdy to you Zevon

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Not going to lie, you’re looking damn fine these days Mrs Turbo. Mr Turbo Tigerturbulance is a lucky man

We are a match made in heaven -
He loves to drink a lot and I'm a BAR owner

 

[Zevon]

Meh! We just Dadadah da dah'd a fair but...
I mean sure, he swung from the chandeliers..and shattered the venetian glass, but really...who puts a chandelier in the stables ffs!
Nah, we got some cool new lighting now.
Before:
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After:
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Stunning. I take back what I said about Robertio not being a real architect.

If you sort out the equine flu situation I might even let my entourage set foot in there while I wait in the carriage outside

 

[DemurePrincess]

Stunning. I take back what I said about Robertio not being a real architect.

If you sort out the equine flu situation I might even let my entourage set foot in there while I wait in the carriage outside

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Yes I’m told we banished them from the family and sent them to live in America. They did a documentary recently on Netflix complaining about how awful we all were but we just shrugged and returned to our champagne brunches and piles of money

Perhaps you could write a book like this one next...


But I don't think that'd work at getting the 'wanted attention' either.

More champagne?


*Haven't read the book myself and don't really care too...

 

[Zevon]

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[Zevon]

More champagne?

That just so happens to be the secret codeword!! If we were playing back at the Golden Throne I’d bestow some royal title on you like the Duchess of Spotswood or something.

Alas, we’re in more humble surrounds and I don’t have my scepter

 

[Cadsky]

Oh fantastic!
A large carrot and apple juice please.

Do you play darts? I've learnt to play with my teeth.

We have the freshest fruit and veg procured from our sizable farm in the acreage lots just down behind the croquet field and bocce lawn. I think you'll be thoroughly satisfied