Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium [MOTR]

[jackster83]

Know someone who had a pig once, grew to the size of a small car. It was just a pet. Next door to its pen was the chook pen. One chook somehow flew over into the pig pen. Pig got it and there was not a scrap of it left. Not even a feather. When the foxes get the chooks they leave feathers and a corpse behind.

That incident always reminds me of that movie where the bad guy used pigs to dispose of his dead bodies. I thought it may have been a Bond movie, but someone said it was Snatch. I can't remember. Anyone know?

Just keep large pigs away from anything edible, unless it's feeding time.

That reminds me of this story from a few years back:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...g-farmer-eaten-by-animals-lubin-a9289961.html

A Polish pig farmer missing since New Year’s Eve was eaten by his own animals, investigators say.

The man - named only as Mr Krzysztof and said to be in his 70s - may have had a heart attack before being devoured by the livestock, officials report.

They came to the gristly conclusion after a neighbour discovered bones at the property near the south-western town of Lubin.

When police moved in, they found the body almost entirely consumed. Only a few fragments of skull and bone remained.


The mafia also used to use it as a method to dispose of the evidence.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

What about the bloke who ate 27 whole chickens at a single sitting?

What you didn't say is that that sitting lasted almost two weeks.

 

[damicky]

I've seen the videos of those eating competitions. They use their hands. It would be interesting so see people speed eating while using chopsticks. Combine the two for the ultimate test of skill and endurance.

Fixed it for you

 

[damicky]

That reminds me of this story from a few years back:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...g-farmer-eaten-by-animals-lubin-a9289961.html

A Polish pig farmer missing since New Year’s Eve was eaten by his own animals, investigators say.

The man - named only as Mr Krzysztof and said to be in his 70s - may have had a heart attack before being devoured by the livestock, officials report.

They came to the gristly conclusion after a neighbour discovered bones at the property near the south-western town of Lubin.

When police moved in, they found the body almost entirely consumed. Only a few fragments of skull and bone remained.


The mafia also used to use it as a method to dispose of the evidence.

Is this correct, tony

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

It would be interesting to see people eating speed while using chopsticks

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

That reminds me of this story from a few years back:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...g-farmer-eaten-by-animals-lubin-a9289961.html

A Polish pig farmer missing since New Year’s Eve was eaten by his own animals, investigators say.

The man - named only as Mr Krzysztof and said to be in his 70s - may have had a heart attack before being devoured by the livestock, officials report.

They came to the gristly conclusion after a neighbour discovered bones at the property near the south-western town of Lubin.

When police moved in, they found the body almost entirely consumed. Only a few fragments of skull and bone remained.


The mafia also used to use it as a method to dispose of the evidence.

Interesting. The pig I knew would never attack you or try to eat you. If you were dead I could see it eating you though.

I always wondered how they would digest the bones and if they could somehow be traced back through pig waste. Perhaps not everything gets digested. I just don't know.

 

[Chipmunk]

Is this correct, tony

Who in your club would be best at a speed eating competition?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Fixed it for you

The problem I have with chopsticks is I need to hold one in each hand.

I Dont Care is currently helping me work on the single hand technique.

 

[Ant Bear]

We tried that, but he's got dozens of them stashed away.

I found one when I was looking for my own hidden pack of Toobs.

He really needs to discover pr0n!

 

[Ant Bear]

@Ant Bear will be behind the bar pouring some of his best Craft Bear

...only from the batch that oxidised

 

[Ant Bear]

I'll have some bbq Ant Bear

Help yourself

 

[tony]

The mafia also used to use it as a method to dispose of the evidence.

Is this correct, tony

Quiet guys, you are going to give away my secrets.

 

[Ant Bear]

Know someone who had a pig once, grew to the size of a small car. It was just a pet. Next door to its pen was the chook pen. One chook somehow flew over into the pig pen. Pig got it and there was not a scrap of it left. Not even a feather. When the foxes get the chooks they leave feathers and a corpse behind.

That incident always reminds me of that movie where the bad guy used pigs to dispose of his dead bodies. I thought it may have been a Bond movie, but someone said it was Snatch. I can't remember. Anyone know?

Just keep large pigs away from anything edible, unless it's feeding time.

Not even fiction, his name is Robert Pickton

 

[damicky]

The problem I have with chopsticks is I need to hold one in each hand.

I Dont Care is currently helping me work on the single hand technique.

Just stab the food with a single chopstick

 

[Ant Bear]

You know why middle-aged people get old quickly?

It happens when you teach your teenager to drive

 

[Ant Bear]

Just stab the food with a single chopstick

A chopstick is basically a single-pronged blunt wooden fork

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Not even fiction, his name is Robert Pickton

Story checks out, thanks. I didn't know if it was fiction or not.

Wouldn't modern techniques be able to pick up some DNA in the pigs waste?

 

[Ant Bear]

Story checks out, thanks. I didn't know if it was fiction or not.

Wouldn't modern techniques be able to pick up some DNA in the pigs waste?

Sure, why not?
If they can resurrect a wooly mammoth from a drop of dried mosquito blood, that should be a cinch.

 

[Millky95]

It smelt like bitch

 

[I Dont Care]

The problem I have with chopsticks is I need to hold one in each hand.

I Dont Care is currently helping me work on the single hand technique.

I like the Filipino way of using chopsticks. They don't! Yep, just use their hands! Like me!

 

[Dingster]

You know why middle-aged people get old quickly?

It happens when you teach your teenager to drive

Thanks AB. I wasn't going to do it.

 

[Dingster]

The problem I have with chopsticks is I need to hold one in each hand.

I Dont Care is currently helping me work on the single hand technique.

 

[Millky95]

Just for you, Ant Bear

 

[okeydoke7]

Sorry I went quiet for a few days. Busy preparing for a work trip to China.

Do the Bears still suck?

 

[Millky95]

Sorry I went quiet for a few days. Busy preparing for a work trip to China.

I was going to give you my 3 votes for rate the oppo... might not now