Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 7 - Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium [MOTR]

[okeydoke7]

I was going to give you my 3 votes for rate the oppo... might not now

I would only get 3 votes this week if you were rating the opposition on their CV, not their weekly posting performance.

BUT - there’s a day left milkman. I could do anything.

 

[Test Tickle]

$1000 Clarke monies to the person that steals philreich's joke book

It’s a big book, i tried to move it once, no chance, had to get AceAndy to give me a hand.

 

[damicky]

I would only get 3 votes this week if you were rating the opposition on their CV, not their weekly posting performance.

BUT - there’s a day left milkman. I could do anything.

Subscribed

 

[philreich]

You know why middle-aged people get old quickly?

It happens when you teach your teenager to drive

We nicknamed our oldest son Lightning, because he's always striking trees.......

 

[philreich]

Just for you, Ant Bear

It's been a while since Travis did that.....

 

[Ant Bear]

Just for you, Ant Bear

Head shoulders arms


I bring the best out of the opposition

 

[Ant Bear]

Thanks AB. I wasn't going to do it.

The first 10 hours are the worst

 

[jackster83]

I would only get 3 votes this week if you were rating the opposition on their CV, not their weekly posting performance.

BUT - there’s a day left milkman. I could do anything.

Happy #Okey401 week.

 

[philreich]

The first 10 hours are the worst

Mind you, I can't criticise too much - rumours were strong that the main reason Dad went grey was because he taught me how to drive. One time he had the misfortune to be in the passenger's seat, as I was about to make a left hand turn off a dirt track onto a sealed road. As I turned left, I briefly lost control of the car - I side swiped a bridge, and knocked over a road sign. When Dad exited the vehicle, he looked several years older, and he may have slept in the foetal position for a few nights after that incident!!!

 

[Ant Bear]

It's been a while since Travis did that.....

Adelaide Test, mid-January?

 

[philreich]

Adelaide Test, mid-January?

Yeah but it's been a lean trot since. If we want to challenge India next summer, every player will need to be at his best.

 

[Millky95]

I would only get 3 votes this week if you were rating the opposition on their CV, not their weekly posting performance.

BUT - there’s a day left milkman. I could do anything.

Show me what you are made of, big boy

 

[jackster83]

Mind you, I can't criticise too much - rumours were strong that the main reason Dad went grey was because he taught me how to drive. One time he had the misfortune to be in the passenger's seat, as I was about to make a left hand turn off a dirt track onto a sealed road. As I turned left, I briefly lost control of the car - I side swiped a bridge, and knocked over a road sign. When Dad exited the vehicle, he looked several years older, and he may have slept in the foetal position for a few nights after that incident!!!

I did my first drive with my dad in the car.

He started yelling at me when I stalled it at an intersection.

Mum did the driving lessons from then on.

 

[I Dont Care]

Show me what you are made of, big boy

I'm guessing a lot of wind and a rats tail?

 

[MWPP]

I did my first drive with my dad in the car.

He started yelling at me when I stalled it at an intersection.

Mum did the driving lessons from then on.

My mum was to terrified to take me on driving lessens but instead was barking instructions from the back

Her backseat driving continues to this day though she didn’t like it at all when I deliberately turned the tables on her last week when she made a couple of minor errors haha

I pride myself on my parallel /reverse parking (without cameras of course ) too

 

[Dingster]

I learnt on the dodgems

 

[philreich]

I learnt on the dodgems

Many years ago, our unit was marched down to Warradale Barracks (south of Adelaide) for a Christmas safety message. The guest speaker was a policeman, who proceeded to tell us about some of the worst drivers he'd seen. He told the story of the 70 year old bloke, who must have weighed around 200kgs, and our speaker was the unfortunate person who had to sit in the passenger's seat for his annual driving test.

This guy's driver's seat was virtually in the back seat, to accommodate his stomach. Small problem - with the seat so far back, his feet couldn't reach the brake, clutch or accelerator. Simple solution - he had one walking stick for the brake and clutch, and another walking stick for the accelerator. But then how could he steer the car? Quite simply, with his stomach. He looks at the policeman, (who was speechless at this point) and says, "What's wrong - I've been doing this for years."

The policeman says abruptly, "Well not any more. Hand in your licence - your driving days are numbered."

 

[I Dont Care]

I learnt on the dodgems

I'm still learning

 

[Ant Bear]

I learnt on the dodgems

...and you still drive one today.

 

[I Dont Care]

Many years ago, our unit was marched down to Warradale Barracks (south of Adelaide) for a Christmas safety message. The guest speaker was a policeman, who proceeded to tell us about some of the worst drivers he'd seen. He told the story of the 70 year old bloke, who must have weighed around 200kgs, and our speaker was the unfortunate person who had to sit in the passenger's seat for his annual driving test.

This guy's driver's seat was virtually in the back seat, to accommodate his stomach. Small problem - with the seat so far back, his feet couldn't reach the brake, clutch or accelerator. Simple solution - he had one walking stick for the brake and clutch, and another walking stick for the accelerator. But then how could he steer the car? Quite simply, with his stomach. He looks at the policeman, (who was speechless at this point) and says, "What's wrong - I've been doing this for years."

The policeman says abruptly, "Well not any more. Hand in your licence - your driving days are numbered."

Been doing it for years...annual driving test...obviously his former testers were impressed?

 

[damicky]

I learnt on the dodgems

Which Theme Park?

 

[okeydoke7]

Question for the Bears -

Who is the greatest ever Sweet FA personality and why is it okeydoke7

 

[damicky]

Question for the Bears -

Who is the greatest ever Sweet FA personality and why is it okeydoke7

Great question

Looking forward to each Bears Player’s response

 

[I Dont Care]

Question for the Bears -

Who is the greatest ever Sweet FA personality and why is it okeydoke7

 

[Chipmunk]

Nice win!

Question for the Bears -

Who is the greatest ever Sweet FA personality and why is it okeydoke7

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