Official Match Thread Season 37, Round 8: Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

[RonnieRaven]

Ronnie Pickering?

Living off borrowed time the clock tick faster

That'd be the hour they Knock the slick blaster Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter

Delete post delete post went the thread master

 

[RonnieRaven]

If we're trusting Ronnie's natural instincts on the field, will be just fine. Buuuut if we're talking off field...we’re in a bit of strife. RonnieRaven lifestyle is simply not achievable to most.

 

[MWPP]

So all this time the previously elusive answer to the question of how many nuts can Chipmunk fit in his cheeks ….was one?

 

[Millky95]

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Confederate Diesel?

 

[Tandy]

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That's what I'm talking about. Wanted in 3 states for wearing 3 qtr shorts.... Ronnie doesn't answer to the law, the law answers to him.

 

[RonnieRaven]

Confederate Diesel?

Denim cut offs die when I say so

 

[MWPP]

That's what I'm talking about. Wanted in 3 states for wearing 3 qtr shorts.... Ronnie doesn't answer to the law, the law answers to him.

Pedal pushers are actually criminally underrated IMO

But then again I find most women’s shorts too short for my personal tastes so end up rarely wearing them outside of home, the beach , the qooty field etc

A couple of inches above the knee is ideal (better than pedal pushers or the now ubiquitous short shorts) but that’s a tough length to find

 

[Chipmunk]

So all this time the previously elusive answer to the question of how many nuts can Chipmunk fit in his cheeks ….was one?

That’s my big nut for cheek stretching exercises. I still hold the Sweet record for number of nuts held in one’s cheeks.

 

[I Dont Care]

So all this time the previously elusive answer to the question of how many nuts can Chipmunk fit in his cheeks ….was one?

I think the answer relies heavily on the donor

 

[Shadow Man]

I reckon I'll be taking a few roosts over Shadow Man this Sunday.

A few ... Sunday Roosts ... if you will ...

As long as that's all your taking over me

 

[Millky95]

Denim cut offs die when I say so

I will always wear jorts in the summer

 

[tony]

I tip my Cap to you tony you've RookiePick ed a Dingster of a team there! Everyone's RonnieRaven about it.

I asked chatgpt to finish this off and it came up with this crap, it couldn't even find a way to name everyone, stupid AI.



Tony, you've really outdone yourself with this team! It's like you've @RookiePicked the best of the best, a Dingster lineup that's got everyone talking. They're all RonnieRaven about it, you know?"

"Absolutely, it's like JoshWoodenSpoon stirring up the competition, while Tommycash ensures our financial game is tight. And I Dont Care? Well, they may act nonchalant, but on the field, they're all business."

"Exactly! And Chipmunk? Fast and agile, darting through defenses like, well, a chipmunk through the underbrush. Matera92 brings that '92 vintage finesse, and Art Vandelay_? Well, they're a master of disguise, just like their namesake."

"Don't forget Shadow Man, lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when least expected. And with JoseMourinho calling the shots, you know this team's tactics are top-notch. Electronic_Renaissance brings that futuristic flair, while MWPP is solid as a rock in defense."

Test Tickle's precision is like a tickling time bomb for our opponents, and Millky95? Well, they're as smooth as silk on the field. Tandy's reliability is unmatched, and kane249? A force to be reckoned with.

Senor M's leadership is like a beacon guiding us through rough waters, and with Cap overseeing it all, we're in safe hands. With RookiePick and Dingster steering the ship, and RonnieRaven cheering us on, there's no limit to what this team can achieve!

 

[tony]

I will always wear jorts in the summer

guero is a fan of jorts, he got married in them.

 

[Cap]

I think I'll stick to gifs

 

[tony]

I think I'll stick to gifs

 

[Test Tickle]

Go hard or go home his week Bears.

 

[Cap]

Go hard or go home his week Bears.

Go hard or go home his week Bears.

 

[Shadow Man]

Go hard or go home his week Bears.

and if you're still hard don't come home

 

[tony]

That’s my big nut for cheek stretching exercises. I still hold the Sweet record for number of nuts held in one’s cheeks.

Do you have to dislocate your jaw to get so many nuts in your mouth.

 

[Test Tickle]

and if you're still hard don't come home

I was always told it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.

 

[Shadow Man]

I was always told it doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home.

I can confirm that quote is true but never appreciated

 

[SpecialBruce]

Is it Sunday yet? I wanna give these guys their lesson

 

[Cap]

Is it Sunday yet? I wanna give these guys their lesson

Maths, English or humanities?

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

On the ball! On the ball! CHEZZY IS ON THE BALL!

TRALALALALALALA!

Also, I am wearing pants. But I would like to know who banned me from dare iced coffee?!

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Maths, English or humanities?

As a teacher of two of those three, I say F*** THAT!