Official Match Thread Season 38, First Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at LJP86's Lair [MOTR]

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hi Baz How long have you been at the Warriors ? You do realise the Warriors are not particulary good Qooty players. Cant recall a season where they have got this far

You're right Ace, we've only won the last two Mobbs Medals.



Can you believe it's been 28 seasons since a Dragon last won one?

 

[Tonga Bob]

This is my first season with the Warriors. Tonga Bob was looking for premiership players to try and lift standards on the training track and teach some of the younger players how to prepare themselves through the week. We've made it to a prelim so I'm thinking of asking for a raise.

I shall double your wage. Triple if we win the next two matches.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You're right Ace, we've only won the last two Mobbs Medals.

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Can you believe it's been 28 seasons since a Dragon last won one?

 

[DragoDelph]

This is my first season with the Warriors. Tonga Bob was looking for premiership players to try and lift standards on the training track and teach some of the younger players how to prepare themselves through the week. We've made it to a prelim so I'm thinking of asking for a raise.

I thought you were one of the younger players..

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[spudmaster]

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It was good enough last week, and it'll be good enough this week.
Carna Wazzas!

 

[Barrybran]

I thought you were one of the younger players..

Why thank you. It appears my skin care regime is working.

 

[Raveneyes]

This is my first season with the Warriors. Tonga Bob was looking for premiership players to try and lift standards on the training track and teach some of the younger players how to prepare themselves through the week. We've made it to a prelim so I'm thinking of asking for a raise.

I shall double your wage. Triple if we win the next two matches.

Wait..... what?

 

[FootyGuy13]

The Clarke M signature fits perfectly here.

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Sensing some hostility here.

 

[Raveneyes]

I had to check if this one wad real from my youth in the UK. Then I found the other one. The point is, both jump Bonz.

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BBC stars and favourite cats of many pommy youths. Cannot disagree. Added!

Liger is top 10.

Can't argue with that. Added into the top 10!

1. Felix The Cat
2. Sylvester
3. Garfield
4. Eek The Cat
5. Meowth
6. Tigger
7. Henry The Cat
8. Tom
9. ND's Liger
10. Stimpy
11. Top Cat
12. Scratchy
13. Pink Panther
14. Puss In Boots
15. Cheshire Cat
16. Bagpuss
17. The Cat In The Hat
18. Salem (Sabrina's pussy cat)
19. Catdog
20. Bonz

 

[Tonga Bob]

Wait..... what?

I’ll triple everyone’s wage if we win the next two matches.

 

[Raveneyes]

I’ll triple everyone’s wage if we win the next two matches.

YIPPEE!!!

What's 3 x 0?

 

[T2B_]

I thought you were one of the younger players..

No guess just one of the much, much, much less drunk ones, which I guess has aged him well.

 

[jackster83]

Reckon the Warriors will cause an upset here.

I'll be watching this one, enjoying a few refreshing alcoholic beverages with my old mate GotTheGoodes.

 

[Ljp86]

Cool. I had assumed it was Ljp86 and Pie 4 Life.

Ljp86 is very cool and Pie 4 Life loves Koalas too much to ever phft him

Oh I think you're mistaken. Ljp86 is cool like Vanilla Ice was cool and Pie 4 Life loves Koalas so much that he had made a coat out of them. They're not who you think they are.

Lots of tags here. Don't think Pie 4 Life has ever loved a Koala in his life!

 

[Ljp86]

What's an LPJ86's Lair? Doesn't this Qooty oval have a proper name?

Why would Mobbs allow this?

PhenomenalV1 changed it quite some time ago. The ground's name prior to the change was Dragon Island.

 

[Ljp86]

FYI: Asking google to return the results for the top10 most famous pussys was unhelpful for this particular task...

Or was it, though?

 

[Ljp86]

True that. Not sure Mia Khalifa belongs on this list.

Or does she?

 

[Braklet]

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Only now do I realize the phrase "first preliminary final" actually makes no sense...

 

[Dinsdale]

Good morning Warriors and Dragbums, happy Buscemi Friday

 

[FootyGuy13]

It was good enough last week, and it'll be good enough this week.
Carna Wazzas!

Someone's looking optimistic against the Sim.

 

[T2B_]

Good morning Warriors and Dragbums, happy Buscemi Friday

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Well Buscemi Friday certainly beats most other forms of <insert whatever> Friday in the SFA, I'll say that

 

[Dinsdale]

Well Buscemi Friday certainly beats most other forms of <insert whatever> Friday in the SFA, I'll say that

 

[FootyGuy13]

Well Buscemi Friday certainly beats most other forms of <insert whatever> Friday in the SFA, I'll say that

 

[AceAndy]

Well Buscemi Friday certainly beats most other forms of <insert whatever> Friday in the SFA, I'll say that

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