Official Match Thread Season 38, First Preliminary Final: Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at LJP86's Lair [MOTR]

[Barrybran]

Yeah haven't left the club or SFA yet

Will admit I struggled mentally a bit after missing the Olympics and not doing as well overseas as I would have liked against the pro's so stepped back from the SFA a bit. But still around

Have you considered trying break dancing?

 

[Bradesmaen]

Have you considered trying break dancing?

He was raygun

 

[Barrybran]

He was raygun

I can see why Bonz would want to keep this quiet

 

[FootyGuy13]

Everyone goes on about Raygun but whatever happened to Phil Wizard and 471?

Wait until 2028 when we get Beach Rowing, Flag Gridiron and Ninja Warrior-style Modern Pentathlon.

 

[Ljp86]

Everyone goes on about Raygun but whatever happened to Phil Wizard and 471?

Wait until 2028 when we get Beach Rowing, Flag Gridiron and Ninja Warrior-style Modern Pentathlon.

Vertical pole for the 2032 Olympics.

 

[spudmaster]

Vertical pole for the 2032 Olympics.

 

[Braklet]

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[Raveneyes]

I remember going out drinking when I was younger and my mate ordering bundy and pineapple juice and getting a lot of WTF responses from bartenders. Now you can buy that shit in cans

Queenslanders are just ****ed in the head.

Back in my bartending days, one of the worst concotions I was asked to prepare was Bundy and milk!
Not just for one bloke, there were a couple of guys in that country town who enjoyed it.

The local hospital must have had the habit of removing tastebuds at birth.

 

[Wosh]

Good morning guys and gals, Happy Game Day.
I’ll be posting your game at 4pm today
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

Good luck to both teams.

DragoDelph T2B_ Pie 4 Life Bonz Ljp86
Tonga Bob spudmaster TheInjuryFactory Dinsdale FootyGuy13

 

[Bonz]

Have you considered trying break dancing?

Know everyone enjoys giving her shit, but she was an Oceanic champion (best I could ever do in Oceania was 6th in individuals and 3rd in teams).

It's better that 99.9% of the population, just a shame she took the shit out of the actual event (which I don't approve of.

 

[Bonz]

He was raygun

AHEM

My ass is FAR nicer than Rayguns thanks.

Shame I cannot dance

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Good morning guys and gals, Happy Game Day.
I’ll be posting your game at 4pm today
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

Good luck to both teams.

DragoDelph T2B_ Pie 4 Life Bonz Ljp86
Tonga Bob spudmaster TheInjuryFactory Dinsdale FootyGuy13

 

[Bradesmaen]

AHEM

My ass is FAR nicer than Rayguns thanks.

Shame I cannot dance

And you don't wear a trackie

 

[Bradesmaen]

Good morning guys and gals, Happy Game Day.
I’ll be posting your game at 4pm today
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

Good luck to both teams.

DragoDelph T2B_ Pie 4 Life Bonz Ljp86
Tonga Bob spudmaster TheInjuryFactory Dinsdale FootyGuy13

4pm? Too early for me.

 

[zackah]

Back in my bartending days, one of the worst concotions I was asked to prepare was Bundy and milk!
Not just for one bloke, there were a couple of guys in that country town who enjoyed it.

The local hospital must have had the habit of removing tastebuds at birth.

I thought bundy and pine was bad but that is next level

 

[Dinsdale]

Good morning guys and gals, Happy Game Day.
I’ll be posting your game at 4pm today
Conditions for the match are MUDDY

Good luck to both teams.

DragoDelph T2B_ Pie 4 Life Bonz Ljp86
Tonga Bob spudmaster TheInjuryFactory Dinsdale FootyGuy13

I have no idea what your 4pm is in my time, but muddy sounds fun.

 

[T2B_]

Back in my bartending days, one of the worst concotions I was asked to prepare was Bundy and milk!
Not just for one bloke, there were a couple of guys in that country town who enjoyed it.

The local hospital must have had the habit of removing tastebuds at birth.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Know everyone enjoys giving her shit, but she was an Oceanic champion (best I could ever do in Oceania was 6th in individuals and 3rd in teams).

It's better that 99.9% of the population, just a shame she took the shit out of the actual event (which I don't approve of.

She's a national embarrassment and needs to **** off to the sun.

 

[zackah]

I have no idea what your 4pm is in my time, but muddy sounds fun.

3 hours and 18 years behind m7.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hello Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah and welcome another game day. I’m enjoying the last day of leave so will be giving the hammock another workout. Our good friend Wosh is delivering the zeroes and ones around 4pm Vicbias time, and Dragon Island is a pile of mud (at least I hope it’s mud) so get your wellies on. Will it be 23rd time lucky against this mob? Stick around and find out. I mean I’m not but you should.

Enjoy the day fellas!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

best I could ever do in Oceania was 6th in individuals and 3rd in teams

Lift your f**king game, slacker.

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Muddy huh? Not on my suede pre-game pointies thanks.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Alright guys, remember that there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable. We'll go out there against the Dragons today, we'll lose for the umpteenth time in a row and we won't have to care about this league again until February.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Alright guys, remember that there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable. We'll go out there against the Dragons today, we'll lose for the umpteenth time in a row and we won't have to care about this league again until February.

Phew.