Official Match Thread Season 38, First Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons v Gumbies FFC at The Snow Dome [MOTR]

[beez]

I am here for beez. Put me on beez. I want to play on beez.

 

[Wosh]

Just as I thought, fat and slow








Marry me

 

[ossie_21]

Well, well, well look who it is.

The one and only superstar who singlehandedly won us the elimination final.

Please tell us how you kicked the winning goal, I am dying to hear the story again.

Well, I kicked the ball so hard, it split in two like an old shoe.

The leather went through for 6, but THE BLADDER, the bladder sailed through for an extra point.

And that’s how I kicked a 7-pointer to win us the match.

 

[sausageroll]

Well, well, well look who it is.

The one and only superstar who singlehandedly won us the elimination final.

Please tell us how you kicked the winning goal, I am dying to hear the story again.

ossie_21

 

[Brick Loosener]

Well, I kicked the ball so hard, it split in two like an old shoe.

The leather went through for 6, but THE BLADDER, the bladder sailed through for an extra point.

And that’s how I kicked a 7-pointer to win us the match.

 

[cats_09]

 

[Mop]

Looks like a losing team to me

You are talking about the demons right?

 

[philreich]

 

[Brick Loosener]

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This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirell just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what good squirells do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirell just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
I liked it
Us squirells, we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a squirell just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirell and I liked it
I liked it

 

[beez]

Just as I thought, fat and slow








Marry me

Come to the Gumbies and I'll think about it.

As long as our wedding is in a park, doesn't cost more than $1000, and guests have to BYO.

AND I AM NOT PAYING FOR FLOWERS.

 

[cooney]

Azarole Bluelegs cartwright cats2rise cooney DemonJim DERO Duke of Windso Gralin Hate Headless Heardy_101
Jatz jmoo wan Johnny Karate manangatang Marlowe moginie p4p1 PMBangers Proper Gander Quivorir sante
sausageroll Scythe94 Truetiger tgrs Van_Dyke Wosh Yakker


Its do or die against the Gumbies

And by die I mean end of our Sweet season and not the sweet kiss of oblivion

Azarole Bluelegs cartwright cats2rise cooney DemonJim DERO Duke of Windso Gralin Hate Headless Heardy_101
Jatz jmoo wan Johnny Karate manangatang Marlowe moginie p4p1 PMBangers Proper Gander Quivorir sante
sausageroll Scythe94 Truetiger tgrs Van_Dyke Wosh Yakker


Its do or die against the Gumbies

And by die I mean end of our Sweet season and not the sweet kiss of oblivion

Let’s do it!

 

[cooney]

Nope!

 

[Braklet]

Come to the Gumbies and I'll think about it.

As long as our wedding is in a park, doesn't cost more than $1000, and guests have to BYO.

AND I AM NOT PAYING FOR FLOWERS.

Quite a catch you got there, Wosh

 

[Wosh]

Quite a catch you got there, Wosh

I didn’t get past ‘Come to the Gumbies’
Did he strip off more clothes?

 

[Falconista]

I didn’t get past ‘Come to the Gumbies’
Did he strip off more clothes?

You should see the seven unusual places beez has tatts.

Number four will astound you.

 

[sausageroll]

You should see the seven unusual places beez has tatts.

Number four will astound you.

It is an area usually associated with number one or number two?

 

[Falconista]

It is an area usually associated with number one or number two?

The cloaca?

 

[Wosh]

It is an area usually associated with number one or number two?

 

[Falconista]

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Tattooist had awful handwriting, looks more like 'Wojhi'.

 

[Wosh]

Tattooist had awful handwriting, looks more like 'Wojhi'.

It’s actually “Wooshi”

 

[Wosh]

Wait till beez comes on and sees we are talking about his arse at 3:30am. He’s gonna smoke a cigarette.

 

[sausageroll]

The cloaca?

Ok, so I just learnt that cloaca is a real word and not just funny sounding slang.

 

[Falconista]

Wait till beez comes on and sees we are talking about his arse at 3:30am. He’s gonna smoke a cigarette.

He'll be so stoked. Might be such a cause of celebration that he'll put on the footy franks and crack open the Tia Maria.

 

[Braklet]

Ok, so I just learnt that cloaca is a real word and not just funny sounding slang.

Cloaca Maxima - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Wosh]

He'll be so stoked. Might be such a cause of celebration that he'll put on the footy franks and crack open the Tia Maria.

And dance naked to Murder on the Dancefloor.