Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

[GreyCrow]

Royals, I've got the key points for the team game plane lads.

Any questions?

Yes what side of the body do you want the ball tapped to?

 

[Cadsky]

I sense greatness in this one Cadsky
Magnificent recruiting by you… or by whoever you’re stealing the credit from

Would you believe me if I told you I've been pestering him for years? Let's just say I was quite persuasive in the end

 

[Zevon]

Would you believe me

No never.

Believe you about what?

 

[CakeEater]

Public service announcement

The Royals S37 B&F is happening tonight in the S37 team thread @ 7PM.


The short off season caught me by surprise

I thought you were going to do it the Dragons vs Royals Match thread

 

[Cadsky]

No never.

Believe you about what?

 

[Cadsky]

I thought you were going to do it the Dragons vs Royals Match thread

You're an ideas man

 

[Cadsky]

For the new recruits, if all else fails just tell your best dad jokes. grumbleguts I reckon you should hand out an award for the best dad joke at the end of the season.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Just suffered another old fart injury (sprained left ankle) but I should still be good to go for game day, for another Royal Flush by The Rillas at TGT !

 

[CakeEater]

For the new recruits, if all else fails just tell your best dad jokes. grumbleguts I reckon you should hand out an award for the best dad joke at the end of the season.

They will get perma banned if they steal my tony joke

 

[GreyCrow]

Am I allowed to tell the one about the son sleeping with his grandmother?

 

[CakeEater]

Am I allowed to tell the one about the son sleeping with his grandmother?

I incest that you do.

 

[Brenton Davy]

Brenton Davy this one has harder work ethics than you do.

I don’t need a shepherd or block. Too many teammates have been maimed that way…

 

[Brenton Davy]

Am I allowed to tell the one about the son sleeping with his grandmother?

Must you?

 

[Mobbs]

Full Forward for me Mobbsy. I plan to kick 100 this year

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Speak for yourself

 

[Crimson Azure]

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With that gif, I think it was my post you were meant to quote.

 

[Cadsky]

With that gif, I think it was my post you were meant to quote.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

To be fair, everyone ignores Norf fans. Sorry

Your club moved states to survive. Shut your mouth.

 

[Brenton Davy]

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Yes I f****** AM!!!

 

[Uncle_Leo]

We are so a Thing! Come a little closer and say that we aren’t.

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That hand has seen some things

Mostly on you

 

[Mr Cheese]

On Cadsky's advice. My dad joke, that only Dads will get (well Mums too - old people generally).

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick it in the oven til it's Bill Withers.

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[fitzroybowiedog]

Royals, I've got the key points for the team game plane lads.

1. If you've got the ball get it to me.
2. If I've got the ball, shepherd and block for me so I can run the ball and have a shot on goal.
3. If the opposition has the ball, get it and give it to me.
4. Kick outs. If I pass the ball back into play to you, shelter in position until I run by and give me the ball. The 1/2 give and get should also be applied in all stoppages. If for some reason you take possession of the ball at a stoppage, see game plan point 1.
5. If I decide not to contest the ruck, all taps are directed to me.
6. If I am called to the bench, the closest player to the bench will leave the ground in my behalf.

Any questions?

This is me talking to me about you.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Yes what side of the body do you want the ball tapped to?

On the nipples thanks.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I can't believe the Roys are still a thing. I offered to save them once, they ignored me

They are irrelevant beyond belief

Irrelevancy is our thing.
We wear it with pride

 

[Crimson Azure]

This is me talking to me about you.

You're discussing my favourite subject that's for sure.