Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: Gold City Royals v Roys FFC at The Golden Throne

[Cadsky]

You are always welcome to team up with me again at the Roys one day !
Had some fun times at the Wonders though I must admit

I would think that's unlikely but appreciate the offer.

 

[Cadsky]

Hello Uncle_Leo

Hello testy. How they hanging?

 

[Cadsky]

We need to talk. Seems you might have made a mistake.

It's rd 1 and there's plenty of time to prove yourself!

 

[GreyCrow]

Everybody starts equal in R1

Well except for BD , GG and B&F Legend Cads

 

[Mobbs]

Everybody starts equal in R1

That's just something people who were shit last season say!

 

[GreyCrow]

That's just something people who were shit last season say!

I was told we have to hand out participation compliments

Did I misgender someone?

 

[Mobbs]

Did I misgender someone?

I'll take "What is Qooty" for $500!

 

[krakouers]

I was promised by Footypie32 that you have to keep your distance

He says that… but I made sure your dressing spot was near mine…
Come here friend…

 

[krakouers]

I'll take "What is Qooty" for $500!

Sold!

Wait, what did we do?

 

[krakouers]

Is that the one with the biscuits and copious amounts of cream?

Was the bomb in home ec.

I believe that’s yellow cake uranium

 

[royboy2]

Got me in the guts.

Good to see you've embraced my game plan.

Who cares about that? What happened to the game plane you mentioned earlier?

 

[Footypie32]

* Places hand firmly on Supersuns upper thigh *

Hey

What was the point of that 2hr seminar "Why I Should Keep My Hands in My Pockets" I held during the preseason??

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Wonder if there will ever be round 0 in SFA ?? #ThingsToPonderAtNight

 

[krakouers]

But I will say that if I ever ask krakouers how far away something is, he always starts to pull his shorts down...

And how do you measure things then?

 

[krakouers]

Positions are imaginary.

Tell that to my Khama Sutra

 

[Mobbs]

Wonder if there will ever be round 0 in SFA ?? #ThingsToPonderAtNight

What is that? Is that an AFL thing? Did Lawrence Krauss talk about it?

 

[krakouers]

What was the point of that 2hr seminar "Why I Should Keep My Hands in My Pockets" I held during the preseason??

Team bonding ideas

 

[Brenton Davy]

Everybody starts equal in R1

Well except for BD , GG and B&F Legend Cads

Freds, BnF’s and whatever you won carry a fair bit of weight. At least for one week anyway.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Wonder if there will ever be round 0 in SFA ?? #ThingsToPonderAtNight

I will only support if it only includes teams that has the word “Roy” anywhere in their name

 

[TheGoatBaron]

It’s quite windy outside Mobbs

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I wish TheGoatBaron was PM of Australia to be honest.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I wish TheGoatBaron was PM of Australia to be honest.

Goats for all

 

[CakeEater]

What was the point of that 2hr seminar "Why I Should Keep My Hands in My Pockets" I held during the preseason??

So krakouers could regale us with his best impression of a elephant?

 

[Supersuns]

* Places hand firmly on Supersuns upper thigh *

Hey

 

[GreyCrow]

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It would mean we have a connection