Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 01: West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum

[Wosh]

It's either this or do my job.
Luckily my boss has a direct line of sight to my computer screen.

Tell him to join the Mighty Demons…he won’t regret it.

 

[sausageroll]

Wonders are hard out practising their bad arse roving moves, using that pic for divine inperspiration.

Bad arse? Have you tried doing squats? Apparently they work.

 

[Gralin]

Bad arse? Have you tried doing squats? Apparently they work.

my physio has me doing split squats which involve more balance and they suck but they definitely work

 

[HARPSichord]

they haven't won one in the modern sweet though

bit like VFL flags, 17 seasons since they last saluted

only about 5 of the old timers left of the list and akkaps who lost as a Gumbie that day

We are like Carlton. Haven't won a flag in yonks, generally hated and building something. And that something is probably another preliminary final exit.

 

[sausageroll]

Still confused as to what exactly is going on

I knew you'd fit in perfectly

 

[sausageroll]

When are we starting the secret PM to publish quality Media Threads through Sausage's account?

It seems a bit ironic that you don't know the PM has already been started...

 

[Gralin]

We are like Carlton. Haven't won a flag in yonks, generally hated and building something. And that something is probably another preliminary final exit.

given we've already decided to win the grand final this year that makes sense

 

[p4p1]

Tell him to join the Mighty Demons…he won’t regret it.

I don't think he would know what shape a footy is tbh.

 

[HARPSichord]

given we've already decided to win the grand final this year that makes sense

If it isn't us then I guess it can be the Little Brother.

 

[p4p1]

Bad arse? Have you tried doing squats? Apparently they work.

In the research videos I have seen they absolutely work.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Didn’t tske you long to get the vibe of this place

Kick goals.
Act confused.

Don't forget butt kicking, lots of butt kicking.

Everyone's happy..

 

[p4p1]

We are like Carlton. Haven't won a flag in yonks, generally hated and building something. And that something is probably another preliminary final exit.

Carlton are building something? Weird that I haven't heard the media mention that yet.

 

[sausageroll]

my physio has me doing split squats which involve more balance and they suck but they definitely work

Sounds painful. Do they take long to repair?

 

[Wosh]

Rookies p4p1 and Giant YoYo off to a great start, if they show the rest of us up on field as well might have to bring out the initiation paddles.

 

[Gralin]

Sounds painful. Do they take long to repair?

well I don't need to tape my knee anymore so they appear to be working

i am about 3 months into the program though so wouldn't say it was quick

 

[Wosh]

Ok first rule of SFA, there is only qooty here no footy.

 

[Gralin]

If it isn't us then I guess it can be the Little Brother.

That would mean a bombers win

 

[sausageroll]

In the research videos I have seen they absolutely work.

Reasearch ongoing indefinitely?

 

[sausageroll]

well I don't need to tape my knee anymore so they appear to be working

i am about 3 months into the program though so wouldn't say it was quick

It doesn't need to be quick. It needs to be effective.

 

[p4p1]

Reasearch ongoing indefinitely?

Unless the internet implodes, yes.

 

[cats2rise]

Well ****. I've snookered myself a bit there.

Ok can you think of a successful franchise that has no heart or soul? That's the Wonders.

Now think of a less successful rival club that is better in every other measurable facet of a sporting club. That's the Demons. We also have an emu canned sante and a fisherman in Yakker.

 

[Wosh]

Unless the internet implodes, yes.

For people on dark mode we call this the
Black Screen Of Death

Because they are all serial killers.

 

[croweater 41]

Wosh I have slaved away at your new avatar for a week from Sunday xx

 

[Wosh]

Wosh I have slaved away at your new avatar for a week from Sunday xx

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Cute! I almost wish I will get to wear it…such a shame all your work will go to waste.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Rookies p4p1 and Giant YoYo off to a great start,

Bringing that sweet, sweet, rookie powah

if they show the rest of us up on field as well might have to bring out the initiation paddles.

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How did you know ?!

I've always wanted to join the Sacred Order of the Sweet FA's who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth.