Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 10 : West Coast Wonders v Roys FFC at The Colosseum

[AnUltimateRessie]

I’ll take it easy on AnUltimateRessie from now on knowing this. He’s doing it tough living in Colac without me annoying him. Stay safe amigo

You have no teeth!

 

[Pamcake1]

im going to fire this guy into the sun if he keeps misspelling our holy grain the colesaum

I think we should just rename it Coleslaw frankly.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

You have no teeth!

That’s what my sig says

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I think we should just rename it Coleslaw frankly.

ClarkeM has been petitioning to stop playing at the coleslaw in general

 

[Pamcake1]

ClarkeM has been petitioning to stop playing at the coleslaw in general

He just loves the idea of a petition.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

It would be nice if the Roys can play all four quarters for once? Would have been unbeaten if we could...

 

[BFew]

im going to fire this guy into the sun if he keeps misspelling our holy grain the colesaum

Don't you mean our holy gran the colesaur?

 

[BFew]

Grease 2 is a bit like reheating McDonalds.

Grease 3 is a bit like using the grease in the bottom of the airfryer pan from reheated Grease 2, to grease the ball at 3Q time in a SFA match, when your team is 6 goals ahead and the lead needs protecting.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

im hungry

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Don't you mean our holy gran the colesaur?

I actually didn't even mean to put grain lol

 

[Giant YoYo]

im hungry

same.

 

[ClarkeM]

I actually didn't even mean to put grain lol

I liked that you did.

 

[Mobbs]

Tired. Not hungry.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I liked that you did.

What is your favourite grain?

 

[BFew]

What is your favourite grain?

Mine is garlic salt.

 

[DenieD]

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Mine is garlic salt.

not the grain I was thinking of !

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Tired. Not hungry.

 

[Mooch]

Hi Mooch

Bow wow old friend.

How's it wagging?

 

[Mooch]

Don't you mean our holy gran the colesaur?

You have a holey colostomy bag?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Hello friends. It's team selection time again.

The poem was such a HIT last week and wasn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

So this week I have a RAP! that isn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

It is suggested to use this as the backing track -

West Coast Wonders, it's Round 10!
Up against the Roys, we're here to win.
Lineup set, the squad’s locked in,
West Coast rolling, let the games begin!

In the back, where the walls stay strong,
NinjaSwan 's slick, can't do no wrong.
Rubber Arm steady, taking the spot,
Oisin_the_Goat , defense gets hot!

Half backs bringing that heat real quick,
SSwans2011 with the sharpest kick.
AnUltimateRessie , holding it down,
croweater 41 , best in the town.

Centers flex with the midfield flow,
DenieD leads, ready to go.
Giant YoYo , always in motion,
BigChippa52 , causing commotion.

Half forwards, Ressies SwampPig 's the switch,
HARPSichord ’s rhythm got the Roys in a glitch.
akkaps charging, eyes on the goal,
These Wonder boys, they’re on a roll.

Full forward, no stopping the show,
jezzajay 's kicks make the scoreboard glow.
BFew strikes, sharp as a blade,
BallaratBulldog in the scoring raid!

Followers, yeah, they keep it alive,
dogs105 in ruck, gonna thrive.
Pamcake1 rises high in the sky,
ClarkeM leads, and we know why.

Interchange brings that extra vibe,
Cubs2Lions ready to ride.
JT_the_Man steps in the ring,
West Coast power, feel the sting!

Changes drop, it's a new formation:
Ressies SwampPig heads to the half-forward station.
NinjaSwan back in the pocket to block,
Rubber Arm stands firm, ready to rock.

Cubs2Lions takes a breath, now waits,
INT role calling, destiny's gates.
Wonders unite, ain't no holding back,
Roys, be ready, we’re on the attack!

From start to finish, we're here to fight,
West Coast Wonders, bringing the light.
Round 10 clash, we’re taking the win,
Roys FFC, the fight begins!​

thank you

B: NinjaSwan / Rubber Arm / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Ressies SwampPig
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Cubs2Lions / JT_the_Man

 

[ClarkeM]

Hello friends. It's team selection time again.

The poem was such a HIT last week and wasn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

So this week I have a RAP! that isn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

It is suggested to use this as the backing track -

West Coast Wonders, it's Round 10!
Up against the Roys, we're here to win.
Lineup set, the squad’s locked in,
West Coast rolling, let the games begin!

In the back, where the walls stay strong,
NinjaSwan 's slick, can't do no wrong.
Rubber Arm steady, taking the spot,
Oisin_the_Goat , defense gets hot!

Half backs bringing that heat real quick,
SSwans2011 with the sharpest kick.
AnUltimateRessie , holding it down,
croweater 41 , best in the town.

Centers flex with the midfield flow,
DenieD leads, ready to go.
Giant YoYo , always in motion,
BigChippa52 , causing commotion.

Half forwards, Ressies SwampPig 's the switch,
HARPSichord ’s rhythm got the Roys in a glitch.
akkaps charging, eyes on the goal,
These Wonder boys, they’re on a roll.

Full forward, no stopping the show,
jezzajay 's kicks make the scoreboard glow.
BFew strikes, sharp as a blade,
BallaratBulldog in the scoring raid!

Followers, yeah, they keep it alive,
dogs105 in ruck, gonna thrive.
Pamcake1 rises high in the sky,
ClarkeM leads, and we know why.

Interchange brings that extra vibe,
Cubs2Lions ready to ride.
JT_the_Man steps in the ring,
West Coast power, feel the sting!

Changes drop, it's a new formation:
Ressies SwampPig heads to the half-forward station.
NinjaSwan back in the pocket to block,
Rubber Arm stands firm, ready to rock.

Cubs2Lions takes a breath, now waits,
INT role calling, destiny's gates.
Wonders unite, ain't no holding back,
Roys, be ready, we’re on the attack!

From start to finish, we're here to fight,
West Coast Wonders, bringing the light.
Round 10 clash, we’re taking the win,
Roys FFC, the fight begins!​

thank you

B: NinjaSwan / Rubber Arm / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Ressies SwampPig
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Cubs2Lions / JT_the_Man

Thanks ChatGPT

 

[SSwans2011]

Hello friends. It's team selection time again.

The poem was such a HIT last week and wasn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

So this week I have a RAP! that isn't cringe at all (that I wrote myself and definitely did not use chatgpt)

It is suggested to use this as the backing track -

West Coast Wonders, it's Round 10!
Up against the Roys, we're here to win.
Lineup set, the squad’s locked in,
West Coast rolling, let the games begin!

In the back, where the walls stay strong,
NinjaSwan 's slick, can't do no wrong.
Rubber Arm steady, taking the spot,
Oisin_the_Goat , defense gets hot!

Half backs bringing that heat real quick,
SSwans2011 with the sharpest kick.
AnUltimateRessie , holding it down,
croweater 41 , best in the town.

Centers flex with the midfield flow,
DenieD leads, ready to go.
Giant YoYo , always in motion,
BigChippa52 , causing commotion.

Half forwards, Ressies SwampPig 's the switch,
HARPSichord ’s rhythm got the Roys in a glitch.
akkaps charging, eyes on the goal,
These Wonder boys, they’re on a roll.

Full forward, no stopping the show,
jezzajay 's kicks make the scoreboard glow.
BFew strikes, sharp as a blade,
BallaratBulldog in the scoring raid!

Followers, yeah, they keep it alive,
dogs105 in ruck, gonna thrive.
Pamcake1 rises high in the sky,
ClarkeM leads, and we know why.

Interchange brings that extra vibe,
Cubs2Lions ready to ride.
JT_the_Man steps in the ring,
West Coast power, feel the sting!

Changes drop, it's a new formation:
Ressies SwampPig heads to the half-forward station.
NinjaSwan back in the pocket to block,
Rubber Arm stands firm, ready to rock.

Cubs2Lions takes a breath, now waits,
INT role calling, destiny's gates.
Wonders unite, ain't no holding back,
Roys, be ready, we’re on the attack!

From start to finish, we're here to fight,
West Coast Wonders, bringing the light.
Round 10 clash, we’re taking the win,
Roys FFC, the fight begins!​

thank you

B: NinjaSwan / Rubber Arm / Oisin_the_Goat
HB: SSwans2011 / AnUltimateRessie / croweater 41
C: DenieD / Giant YoYo / BigChippa52
HF: HARPSichord / akkaps / Ressies SwampPig
F: jezzajay / BFew / BallaratBulldog
FOLL: dogs105 / Pamcake1 / ClarkeM
INT: Cubs2Lions / JT_the_Man

Someone needs to revoke your chatgpt privileges fmd

 

[SSwans2011]

That's one fine looking team though