Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: East Side Hawks v Gumbies FFC at The Eyrie

[Tigerturbulance]

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[Falconista]

Thanks Turbo.

Howdy Hawks, could you direct me to your best gym in the Eyrie please.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Thanks Turbo.

Howdy Hawks, could you direct me to your best gym in the Eyrie please.

A gym? In the Eyrie... You must be crazy.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

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Turbo, this is a new low of lazy match thread OPs. At least write a half-arsed insult.

 

[Falconista]

A gym? In the Eyrie... You must be crazy.

Oh.
What about someone called Jim?

 

[Itsmyshow]

Oh.
What about someone called Jim?

Yeah, there is one of them, but we call him Jimbo.

 

[TY24]

Thanks Turbo.

Howdy Hawks, could you direct me to your best gym in the Eyrie please.

We do our bicep curls by pouring tap beers

 

[TY24]

Tarks

 

[beez]

I put the teams into AI and it said the Gumbies by 37 pts.

Then I did it again and it said the Gumbies by 51 pts.

I can't see how we lose.

 

[Falconista]

We do our bicep curls by pouring tap beers

Hope you're drinking them too! It's important to stay hydrated when working out.

 

[TY24]

Hope you're drinking them too! It's important to stay hydrated when working out.

 

[Falconista]

It was at that moment, that six OOB's slid into TY24's inbox..

 

[beez]

Callums_Guns looking disappointed at all that spillage.

 

[beez]

 

[beez]

 

[beez]

Hey, por_please_ya, I have the bestest idea.

Hear me out. Grand final entertainment. Ludovico Einaudi.

Listening to a guy on piano is generally boring unless you're really into it. But how good does he sound with an orchestra? How good would it sound in the middle of the MCG with an orchestra belting out his greatest hits. Of course, finishing with Experience. It really does sound amazing with musical accompaniments.

But also, mixed in with all his hits, he could play the two competing teams' theme songs along with doing a duet with Mike Brady doing Up There Cazaly and One Day in September.

I am a genius.

No? Shit idea? I guess he could play at the Sweet FA grand final.

 

[por_please_ya]

Hey, por_please_ya, I have the bestest idea.

Hear me out. Grand final entertainment. Ludovico Einaudi.

Listening to a guy on piano is generally boring unless you're really into it. But how good does he sound with an orchestra? How good would it sound in the middle of the MCG with an orchestra belting out his greatest hits. Of course, finishing with Experience. It really does sound amazing with musical accompaniments.

But also, mixed in with all his hits, he could play the two competing teams' theme songs along with doing a duet with Mike Brady doing Up There Cazaly and One Day in September.

I am a genius.

No? Shit idea? I guess he could play at the Sweet FA grand final.

That's worth spending $5 million for.

 

[cats_09]

I put the teams into AI and it said the Gumbies by 37 pts.

Then I did it again and it said the Gumbies by 51 pts.

I can't see how we lose.

Based on these results, do we propose that to save on time & the hassle of the match sim, that we instead split the middle of the above results and call it a week

 

[beez]

Based on these results, do we propose that to save on time & the hassle of the match sim, that we instead split the middle of the above results and call it a week

What a great idea! It's pub time. But don't let TY24 get a round, he'll bloody spill half of it.

 

[Falconista]

Hey, por_please_ya, I have the bestest idea.

Hear me out. Grand final entertainment. Ludovico Einaudi.

Listening to a guy on piano is generally boring unless you're really into it. But how good does he sound with an orchestra? How good would it sound in the middle of the MCG with an orchestra belting out his greatest hits. Of course, finishing with Experience. It really does sound amazing with musical accompaniments.

But also, mixed in with all his hits, he could play the two competing teams' theme songs along with doing a duet with Mike Brady doing Up There Cazaly and One Day in September.

I am a genius.

No? Shit idea? I guess he could play at the Sweet FA grand final.

Remember that time we, Gumbies FFC, played at the season 36 grand final (and won!) Good times. Let's repeat that again this season.

Up there Cazaly Gumbies!

 

[Tadpole]

Turbo, this is a new low of lazy match thread OPs. At least write a half-arsed insult.

Which half of the Gumbies' arse are we going to whip this week?

 

[Tadpole]

I put the teams into AI and it said the Gumbies by 37 pts.

Then I did it again and it said the Gumbies by 51 pts.

I can't see how we lose.

Maybe try opening your eyes?

 

[eth-dog]

Morning Gumbies. How is everyonr this fine morning?

 

[SM]

We playing for top spot yet?

 

[por_please_ya]